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(Grind TV)   "I'm only a dolphin, ma'am"   (grindtv.com ) divider line
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2013-12-31 09:39:37 AM  
Imposter Photobomber?
 
2013-12-31 09:42:19 AM  
Nah, it was a shark. It's just being downplayed to avoid headaches.
 
2013-12-31 09:42:38 AM  
Went to the FB page of the mom that took the pic.  She's a major attention whore.  In fairness, she's hot and she's pretty amazing at meeting celebrities and generally being successful at being an attention whore.
 
2013-12-31 09:44:48 AM  

KAVORKA: Went to the FB page of the mom that took the pic.  She's a major attention whore.  In fairness, she's hot and she's pretty amazing at meeting celebrities and generally being successful at being an attention whore.


I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK, DAMMIT!
 
2013-12-31 09:57:36 AM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 10:22:00 AM  
Dolphins rape people!!!
 
2013-12-31 10:33:08 AM  
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"It was only a dolphin, now come to the beach and get back in the water here on beautiful Amity Island"
 
2013-12-31 11:29:08 AM  

KAVORKA: Went to the FB page of the mom that took the pic.  She's a major attention whore.  In fairness, she's hot and she's pretty amazing at meeting celebrities and generally being successful at being an attention whore.


Thanks for sharing said photos of hot mom. I guess I could look it up myself... I'd have to check her name again... and open another tab for Facebook, and log in... and what if she has a common name, it might take a while to find the right one... Ahh, f*ck it, she's probably got sharp knees.
 
2013-12-31 11:36:53 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-12-31 11:57:03 AM  
Candygram...
 
2013-12-31 12:01:19 PM  
Plumber ma'am
 
2013-12-31 12:04:34 PM  
As the Land Shark said to his lunch.
 
2013-12-31 12:55:07 PM  
Sunset walks along the beaches south of LA are good for seeing lots of dolphins.
 
2013-12-31 12:56:26 PM  
FTFA:   However, if you look closely at the photo, the tail fin is horizontal, like that of a dolphin. Also, there is no sign of a second dorsal fin, which sharks possess (see illustrations).
Plus, bottlenose dolphins are frequently seen surfing in the faces of waves, while sharks are not. If this still looks more like a shark than a dolphin, water distortion could be the reason.



Step 1)  Explain why it doesn't look like a shark
Step 2)  State that the visual queues are not reliable
Step 3)  ???
Step 4)  COME HERE AND GIVE US MONEY, DAMMIT!

Looks like a shark to me.  I grew up in a beach town, and I've only seen dolphins travel in schools.  Riding the waves like that was a common behavior for sharks scoping for a snack.  Things in the ocean look scary, more at 11.
 
2013-12-31 04:58:45 PM  
You grew up in a beach town and never saw Dolphins alone close to shore???  I just visit the beach a couple of times a year and I always see single dolphins along with pods and hunting couples.
 
2013-12-31 07:12:14 PM  
Blurry shape in photo, and the best you can come up with is shark? I suggest it could even be a surfboard.So obviously it is Bigfoot on a surfboard, eating a great white shark whilst on a conference call with aliens and the POTUS.

/yes, that So was deliberate.
/my meds are better than your meds, deal with it.
 
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