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(Fox 31 Denver)   Denver International Airport's new zero-tolerance marijuana policy: "Law enforcement will determine how to proceed with passenger attempting to transport weed, can include arrest, confiscation, request to dispose of, or allowing passenger to proceed"   ( divider line 6
    More: PSA, DIA, law enforcements, passenger attempting, marijuana, transportation, airports, passengers, proceedings  
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2013-12-31 09:30:43 AM  
2 votes:
Allow Spass to translate this:

Arrest - blacks and hispanics
Confiscation - young white college kids
Disposal - middle class, middle aged parental types
Proceed - those with first class tickets
2013-12-31 08:57:42 AM  
2 votes:
In a previous CO thread I suggested:

1. Set up pot shop in the Denver airport.
2. Watch people book their flights to connect at Denver.
3. Airport and pot shop owner PROFIT!

// will other airports start sniffer dogging all flights that arrive from CO?
All it takes is a few good Samaritans to dust a little finely ground pot on all the seats in the departure lounges. The sniffer dogs will alert on everybody that arrives from CO.

I guess they are trying to disallow this. Even if they forbid pot shops at the airport I'm sure some entrepreneur would have set of a shuttle bus service to the nearest pot shop and it looks like they don't want that either.
2013-12-31 09:49:14 AM  
1 votes:

Pangea: italie: Are Masonic rituals still ok at DIA?

Are you crazy? They won't let you bring that huge mallet into the airport.

That part is easy, I just dress up as Gallagher and say it's for my act. It's the live goat that gives me problems.
2013-12-31 08:57:04 AM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Well taking pot to an airport would mean you are taking it to another state which would be illegal since you are taking it across state lines.

I'm not even committed to a position on this argument, but you're making a invalid assumption.

People pick-up/drop-off passengers and fly in-state. There are also hundreds of people who work at that airport, and are within their rights to smoke based on the new law. None of those people are crossing state lines.
2013-12-31 08:54:12 AM  
1 votes:
Free weed for TSA agents!
2013-12-31 12:59:06 AM  
1 votes:

skatedrifter: [ image 640x480]

Can't even grow it there?  shiat, can somebody swing by the Men's room between gates B46 and B48 and destroy some plants for me?
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