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2013-12-31 07:43:05 AM
Let's see... many decades again as a teenager (and still today) I find beer to be fairly disgusting, and I've never been interesting in screwing my brain up with pot.

So no subby, not every teenager wants to be a beer guzzling pothead.


/flame on?
 
2013-12-31 07:44:36 AM
No sex???
 
2013-12-31 07:46:16 AM

imfallen_angel: Let's see... many decades again as a teenager (and still today) I find beer to be fairly disgusting, and I've never been interesting in screwing my brain up with pot.

So no subby, not every teenager wants to be a beer guzzling pothead.


/flame on?


Both of us are gonna get SO flamed, since i share your opinion exactly.
 
2013-12-31 07:47:27 AM

imfallen_angel: Let's see... many decades again as a teenager (and still today) I find beer to be fairly disgusting, and I've never been interesting in screwing my brain up with pot.

So no subby, not every teenager wants to be a beer guzzling pothead.


/flame on?

Hey Bud, what's your problem??!?

www.fu-manchu.com
 
2013-12-31 07:49:35 AM
"During a two-day span, the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session, according to police."

hahahaha... let me guess... he had an OD of marijuana injections...
 
2013-12-31 07:50:24 AM
" the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?
 
2013-12-31 07:51:48 AM

kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?


a bale
 
2013-12-31 07:52:53 AM

kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?


Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.
 
2013-12-31 07:56:08 AM
Oblig

i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 07:57:44 AM
High people problems
 
2013-12-31 08:00:28 AM

Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.


I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.
 
2013-12-31 08:04:48 AM

Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.


LSD would be destoyed by the fire... peyote on the other hand would work nicely as does opium they have a specific "brand name" so to speak for Sensmillia with Opium... at the moment, I am not sure about the name though... starts with a K... but my memory isn't what it used to be.

/i sound old.
 
2013-12-31 08:05:17 AM

mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.



Lacing

Although I do have to admit that the referencing on that article is a bit light.
 
2013-12-31 08:06:02 AM

mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.


umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....
 
2013-12-31 08:06:37 AM

mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.


lol when i was 14 i smoked weed laced with speed and when i was walking through a school (at night high off my balls by myself) i hallucinated little kids running around and shiat. i knew i was tripping balls. ahhh the good old days. i miss meth.
 
2013-12-31 08:07:06 AM

mutterfark: But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that?


you threaten them.. call them names and tease them.  Just like any other bullying people into things...  ENJOYING YOUR OBAMACARE YET?
 
2013-12-31 08:07:14 AM

kvinesknows: mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.

umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


yeah but it tends to put the join out.... oh wait, not that coke... nm
 
2013-12-31 08:08:59 AM

mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.


I've heard of it - from nonsensical fear mongering drug-war crusaders. I never hallucinated when I used.
Giggles? Check. Dry mouth? Chek. Munchies? Chex mix. Hallucination? Closest I ever got was delusions of competence at playing video games while wasted.

Anecdotes are not data, though, so if someone has some of that, I'll definitely take a hit off a chart or a study.
 
2013-12-31 08:10:58 AM
Under the care of Rusty and Kim Johnson

At least they didn't force him to take a Rusty Johnson.
 
2013-12-31 08:12:11 AM
Oh get farked I smoked weed for 6 years straight and hard and you can hallucinate off weed. Not like acid or ecstacy, but you still see shadow trips and shiat.

hell, being awake for more than a night and you see shiat, somewhat mildly

still a hallucination though
 
2013-12-31 08:15:56 AM
That was always my excuse when I got caught too. "THEY MADE ME!"
 
2013-12-31 08:21:55 AM

F22raptom: Oh get farked I smoked weed for 6 years straight and hard and you can hallucinate off weed. Not like acid or ecstacy, but you still see shadow trips and shiat.

hell, being awake for more than a night and you see shiat, somewhat mildly

still a hallucination though


when your steak starts talking to you about the merits of being a vegetarian, then you can say you have hallucinated... till then... sorry, no dice.
 
2013-12-31 08:25:54 AM

kvinesknows: mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.

umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


I didn't see anybody mention coke. Would that cause hallucinations? I've smoked pot for over 30 years and never knew anyone who laced their pot. My anecdotal experience is that the only people who would do that, would also cheerfully huff paint, smoke jimsonweed or try just about anything including bath salts. The article is woefully short on facts. Peer pressure is not what's alleged in the article, it says they "forced" him to smoke pot and drink beer. IMHO that is BS. YMMV
 
2013-12-31 08:28:27 AM
umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way
 
2013-12-31 08:30:34 AM

mutterfark: kvinesknows: mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.

umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....

I didn't see anybody mention coke. Would that cause hallucinations? I've smoked pot for over 30 years and never knew anyone who laced their pot. My anecdotal experience is that the only people who would do that, would also cheerfully huff paint, smoke jimsonweed or try just about anything including bath salts. The article is woefully short on facts. Peer pressure is not what's alleged in the article, it says they "forced" him to smoke pot and drink beer. IMHO that is BS. YMMV


On that point i'd have to agree with you, it sounds BS. On your other point, however, there are PLENTY of people you described in the world, enough to make lacing a real thing, imo.
 
2013-12-31 08:32:09 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: F22raptom: Oh get farked I smoked weed for 6 years straight and hard and you can hallucinate off weed. Not like acid or ecstacy, but you still see shadow trips and shiat.

hell, being awake for more than a night and you see shiat, somewhat mildly

still a hallucination though

when your steak starts talking to you about the merits of being a vegetarian, then you can say you have hallucinated... till then... sorry, no dice.


I lol'd a little too hard at that.

//I have heard of and may have been slipped once a PCP laced joint but I didn't hallucinate either.
 
2013-12-31 08:33:43 AM

mutterfark: kvinesknows: mutterfark: Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Except in nonsensical fearmongering stories in D.A.R.E. maybe?

I think the story is BS. Was he in the room where his relatives were smoking pot and drinking? Probably. But force someone to smoke pot? Sure they did. How the hell would you even do that? Not much information in the linked article.

umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....

I didn't see anybody mention coke. Would that cause hallucinations? I've smoked pot for over 30 years and never knew anyone who laced their pot. My anecdotal experience is that the only people who would do that, would also cheerfully huff paint, smoke jimsonweed or try just about anything including bath salts. The article is woefully short on facts. Peer pressure is not what's alleged in the article, it says they "forced" him to smoke pot and drink beer. IMHO that is BS. YMMV


who the fark smokes Jimsonweed?  What ..you want nice clear lungs?  Make a tea from that shiat.  The halucinations were drive you insaner.
 
2013-12-31 08:34:53 AM
I never wanted to smoke anything, when I was a teenager. Drinking, now, that was another matter, altogether.
 
2013-12-31 08:36:49 AM

Smoking GNU: mutterfark: kvinesknows: mutterfark: Smoking GNU:

I didn't see anybody mention coke. Would that cause hallucinations? I've smoked pot for over 30 years and never knew anyone who laced their pot. My anecdotal experience is that the only people who would do that, would also cheerfully huff paint, smoke jimsonweed or try just about anything including bath salts. The article is woefully short on facts. Peer pressure is not what's alleged in the article, it says they "forced" him to smoke pot and drink beer. IMHO that is BS. YMMV

On that point i'd have to agree with you, it sounds BS. On your other point, however, there are PLENTY of people you described in the world, enough to make lacing a real thing, imo.


I assume you meant this part. Sadly I have to agree that there are plenty of people willing to play Dr Mengele  with their own bodies.

/FTR nothing I said was meant to criticize people who choose to never use drugs or alcohol.
 
2013-12-31 08:41:00 AM
Forced or allowed, both are illegal.
 
2013-12-31 08:44:05 AM

kvinesknows: mutterfark:

who the fark smokes Jimsonweed?  What ..you want nice clear lungs?  Make a tea from that shiat.  The halucinations were drive you insaner.


Nobody that I know personally anymore. But when I lived among the interesting folk of the eastern panhandle of West by God Virginia, there were plenty of idiots that I went to high school with who would smoke anything if they heard it would give you a buzz.
 
2013-12-31 08:45:58 AM

Digitalstrange: Forced or allowed, both are illegal.


And sentencing is likely the same.
 
2013-12-31 08:46:23 AM
No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way

Are you trying to say you can't smoke coke? The lady who borrowed my microwave and never returned it begs to differ.
 
2013-12-31 08:58:40 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: F22raptom: Oh get farked I smoked weed for 6 years straight and hard and you can hallucinate off weed. Not like acid or ecstacy, but you still see shadow trips and shiat.

hell, being awake for more than a night and you see shiat, somewhat mildly

still a hallucination though

when your steak starts talking to you about the merits of being a vegetarian, then you can say you have hallucinated... till then... sorry, no dice.


I thought all my friends were 5cm max height, next thing i know i trip all the way to being naked jacking off in his garden covered in dirt with everyone standing around me. Dont ask me what happened in between
 
2013-12-31 09:01:05 AM

Smoking GNU: kvinesknows: " the victim told investigators that they hallucinated during each smoking session,  "
how much freakin pot did they smoke to hallucinate?

Or what was put IN the pot? Some people think it's great to lace their Pot with LSD before smoking it.


A good session with some strong stuff would always get me to hallucinate a little bit. Hallucinations are not limited to hellish, demonic, visual manifestations from some psychedelic horror story.

People almost never lace weed as a surprise, that's misinformation used to frighten people.
 
2013-12-31 09:25:07 AM
"Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here, while you smoke the whole bag..."
 
2013-12-31 09:53:19 AM

doubled99: umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way


I've seen a lot of people do it.  My sisters ex-boyfriend was on the coke side of the drug appreciation spectrum and claimed he would only smoke "primo joints" that were rolled with a line inside.  He would actually smoke whatever anyone handed him but he still would say that.  You do get some effect from it but not nearly as much as freebasing.
 
2013-12-31 09:53:55 AM

mutterfark: kvinesknows: mutterfark:

who the fark smokes Jimsonweed?  What ..you want nice clear lungs?  Make a tea from that shiat.  The halucinations were drive you insaner.

Nobody that I know personally anymore. But when I lived among the interesting folk of the eastern panhandle of West by God Virginia, there were plenty of idiots that I went to high school with who would smoke anything if they heard it would give you a buzz.


but but.. jimsonweed just relaxes your lungs.  Its an effective asthmatic relief.

but drink a tea?  especially one where they are steeped in alcohol?  you are farked...completely and totally farked.
 
2013-12-31 09:56:15 AM

Digitalstrange: Forced or allowed, both are illegal.


forced or allowed, both are sex.

see how it actually makes a difference? :P
 
2013-12-31 09:57:33 AM
Did they make him go out and get a job to pay back the part of their stash he used up too?
Classic freeloading evasion. "They made me do it."
 
2013-12-31 09:57:52 AM

F22raptom: HindiDiscoMonster: F22raptom: Oh get farked I smoked weed for 6 years straight and hard and you can hallucinate off weed. Not like acid or ecstacy, but you still see shadow trips and shiat.

hell, being awake for more than a night and you see shiat, somewhat mildly

still a hallucination though

when your steak starts talking to you about the merits of being a vegetarian, then you can say you have hallucinated... till then... sorry, no dice.

I thought all my friends were 5cm max height, next thing i know i trip all the way to being naked jacking off in his garden covered in dirt with everyone standing around me. Dont ask me what happened in between


pot did not do that to you... you were spiked with something else.
 
2013-12-31 09:59:45 AM
Krypto... that's the name... Sensemilla with opium. It's a very smoooooth, sort of comfortably numb high... works wonderful with some Dark Side or even Metallica's 5.98 ep.

/those were the days.
 
2013-12-31 10:16:12 AM

doubled99: umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way


Um, yeah, it does. Coke mixed into a weed joint is known as a cocoa puff around here.

/what do you think crack is made of? and you smoke that...
//not you specifically
 
2013-12-31 10:25:34 AM

Smoking GNU: Lacing

Although I do have to admit that the referencing on that article is a bit light.


Yeah, but not with LSD, that would be destroyed by the heat. LSD is really not a very stable molecule already and the heat from the smoke would just kill it most likely.


imfallen_angel: Let's see... many decades again as a teenager (and still today) I find beer to be fairly disgusting, and I've never been interesting in screwing my brain up with pot.


Oh look! It's old-man imfallen_angel telling us how evil pot is again! Hey buddy! I've been smoking the stuff on and off for almost 20 years now and I pull down over six figures doing computer work. OH NOES TEH POT HAS DESTROYED MY BRAIN AND RUINED MY LIFE!
 
2013-12-31 10:36:23 AM

Gothnet: Oh look! It's old-man imfallen_angel telling us how evil pot is again! Hey buddy! I've been smoking the stuff on and off for almost 20 years now and I pull down over six figures doing computer work. OH NOES TEH POT HAS DESTROYED MY BRAIN AND RUINED MY LIFE!


Well, you're truly being a beacon of intelligence and civility right here, aren't you.

Guess it destroyed your ability to not be a jerk maybe?  But you wouldn't get that, would you...
 
2013-12-31 10:39:43 AM
My 17 year old nephew texted me looking for weed last night, so I'm getting a kick.

A 17 year old looking for weed from a 50 year old is some kind of violation of the natural order of things.

And I told him 'no', but mostly because his mother would kill me.
 
2013-12-31 10:51:51 AM

doubled99: umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way


Crack is a free base form of coke. So if you want to smoke coke with pot you could do it in a variety of ways, any of which would involve converting the cocaine hydrochloride into a free base.

I don't use any drug except alcohol, and limit even that. If you mix drugs like coke and pot and alcohol, you could do additional damage to your body I suppose, but not as obviously risky as mixing a sedative with alcohol. Pot plus cocaine might have an elevated heart risk.
 
2013-12-31 11:06:22 AM

Animatronik: doubled99: umm.. lots of people put coke in pot....


No, they don't, unless they're retarded. Coke doesn't work that way

Crack is a free base form of coke. So if you want to smoke coke with pot you could do it in a variety of ways, any of which would involve converting the cocaine hydrochloride into a free base.

I don't use any drug except alcohol, and limit even that. If you mix drugs like coke and pot and alcohol, you could do additional damage to your body I suppose, but not as obviously risky as mixing a sedative with alcohol. Pot plus cocaine might have an elevated heart risk.


Actually, people have been lacing joints with coke since the 60s, just laying out a line in a regular joint.  In the 80s we called them primos.  No one is converting coke to crack just to mix it with a joint.  And no crackhead is going to harsh is crack high with weed.

Did you learn your misinformation from the Dare program?
 
2013-12-31 11:09:52 AM
Didn't know he liked to get wet though.

/my attractive and successful African-American!
//damn you word filter

Also, afterwards he was forced to get a beej from Demi Moore in her prime.
/mostunintentionally hilarious movie scene ever


////
 
2013-12-31 11:51:54 AM
We never did
 
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