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(People Daily (China))   Not news: Man complains about strange-tasting meat he bought from Wal-Mart. Fark: Donkey meat. UltraFark: The donkey meat he thought he'd bought was actually fox meat   (english.peopledaily.com.cn) divider line 76
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2013-12-30 09:56:42 PM
Well, I'm sure it was all-donkey wieners for the fox market.
 
2013-12-30 09:59:58 PM
I guess that the meat....
(puts on sunglasses)
didn't taste like ass.


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2013-12-30 10:02:42 PM
So... he has a fair and balanced diet?
 
2013-12-30 10:02:56 PM
...I want to buy fox meat at Walmart...
 
2013-12-30 10:13:56 PM
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2013-12-30 11:13:18 PM
China?  Yeah, WalMart in China sells things a bit different than in America.
 
2013-12-30 11:14:07 PM

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2013-12-30 11:26:15 PM
What does the fox taste like?
 
2013-12-30 11:42:14 PM

syrynxx: What does the fox taste like?


Republican bile
 
2013-12-30 11:42:32 PM
Donkey meat is the finest meat I've ever had the pleasure of eating.
 
2013-12-30 11:52:59 PM
I submitted this a week ago with a funnier headline :(
 
2013-12-31 12:05:19 AM
The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.
 
2013-12-31 12:06:44 AM

fusillade762: The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.


They were small

/burro-itos, if you will
 
2013-12-31 01:46:01 AM

fusillade762: The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.


An ass load
 
2013-12-31 01:47:14 AM
Remember to check the ingredients, people!

"Hmmm... Fox meat, salt, caramel coloring, monosodium glutamate, lark's vomit..."
 
2013-12-31 01:47:44 AM
"The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat and suspected him of trying to extort money. The donkey meat producer also denied any problems, the report said."

This story has everything I've ever wanted and more.
 
2013-12-31 01:47:54 AM

twistedmetal: China?  Yeah, WalMart in China sells things a bit different than in America.


They can more easily get away with fraud in China. if the man wants Donkey meat, he should be able to buy actual donkey meat and not be tricked by WalMart and it's suppliers.
 
2013-12-31 01:48:58 AM
www.jiveturkeyjives.com

Were they American foxes?
 
2013-12-31 01:50:53 AM
And nobody noticed it was a story about Wang and ass meat?
 
2013-12-31 01:54:04 AM
Do people in china go to walmart to buy cheap american made crap that will break in 3 days ?
 
2013-12-31 01:54:44 AM
Is it weird to eat donkey? It's extremely common in the middle east and the Carribean, that I know of.
 
2013-12-31 01:57:24 AM

Cork on Fork: fusillade762: The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.

An ass load


was it metric?
 
2013-12-31 01:58:09 AM
I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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2013-12-31 01:59:34 AM

TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.


On behalf of the Chinese, who the fark are you again?
 
2013-12-31 02:01:31 AM

dj_bigbird: I guess that the meat....
(puts on sunglasses)
didn't taste like ass.


I don't think you've gotten enough credit for how funny this is. I lol'd
 
2013-12-31 02:04:14 AM
Why would you eat fox meat anyway? Is it some kind of medicinal thing? Knowing the Chinese, probably something to do with making their Wangs bigger.
 
2013-12-31 02:05:07 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Is it weird to eat donkey? It's extremely common in the middle east and the Carribean, that I know of.


In the US it is very strange.  We mostly eat cows and pigs and chickens and fish and shellfish/crab/lobster.  Sometimes we eat turkey or duck or goose liver.  Rarely we eat quail or pheasant or frogs or alligators.  We might eat a deer or somesuch woodland creature if someone you know killed it and they want to feed it to you out of some strange hunter-pride.  Thats about it.

We don't eat horses or donkeys or dogs or cats or pets.
 
2013-12-31 02:05:24 AM

Nuclear Monk: Cork on Fork: fusillade762: The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.

An ass load

was it metric?


Ass loads are not a metric unit. You are thinking of farkton
 
2013-12-31 02:08:32 AM

TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-31 02:11:51 AM

RexTalionis: TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

On behalf of the Chinese, who the fark are you again?


Someone who doesn't eat pets and other cute things.
 
2013-12-31 02:12:45 AM

Taima: Why would you eat fox meat anyway? Is it some kind of medicinal thing? Knowing the Chinese, probably something to do with making their Wangs bigger.


I lol'd
 
2013-12-31 02:13:33 AM

Pribar: TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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Firefox has encountered a Windows error?
 
2013-12-31 02:14:26 AM
my wife likes to eat donkey meat. yeah, she's chinese.
 
2013-12-31 02:18:01 AM

some_beer_drinker: my wife likes to eat donkey meat. yeah, she's chinese.


Little vixen, huh?
 
2013-12-31 02:19:28 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: The supermarket claimed Wang had purchased 1,600 packages of donkey meat

That's a lot of donkey meat.

They were small

/burro-itos, if you will


that's a wen.
 
2013-12-31 02:24:05 AM
 
2013-12-31 02:24:33 AM
They have to do something with all of the fox carcasses leftover from the fur farms...
 
2013-12-31 02:25:09 AM

NateAsbestos: Pribar: TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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[i135.photobucket.com image 750x536]

Firefox has encountered a Windows error?


internets belong to you!
 
2013-12-31 02:25:42 AM

'Twas veiny and distinctly tang-
And definitely not right for that Wang
He asked, "What'd I eat?"
The response? "Fox meat."
He sputtered out, "Vulpine's NOT my thang!"

 
2013-12-31 02:29:04 AM
Oh, let's get these two lovely kids together, shall we?

Pribar: TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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NateAsbestos: Firefox has encountered a Windows error?


I laughed 'til I stopped!
 
2013-12-31 02:30:26 AM

Apos: 'Twas veiny and distinctly distinctively tang-
And definitely not right for that Wang
He asked, "What'd I eat?"
The response? "Fox meat."
He sputtered out, "Vulpine's NOT my thang!"


Fixed
 
2013-12-31 02:41:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njdDz1486YE

A better version of the 'Fox' for fello farkers.
 
2013-12-31 02:41:50 AM
So let me get this straight: Wang gets nearly a ton of ass, but it tastes foxy, and now accusations of extortion are being tossed around.

Got it!
 
2013-12-31 03:33:20 AM

cardex: Do people in china go to walmart to buy cheap american made crap that will break in 3 days ?


No, but they do go out for Jewish food every Christmas.

As for the topic, I have this one covered.

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2013-12-31 03:46:10 AM

TheWhoppah: Coming on a Bicycle: Is it weird to eat donkey? It's extremely common in the middle east and the Carribean, that I know of.

In the US it is very strange.  We mostly eat cows and pigs and chickens and fish and shellfish/crab/lobster.  Sometimes we eat turkey or duck or goose liver.  Rarely we eat quail or pheasant or frogs or alligators.  We might eat a deer or somesuch woodland creature if someone you know killed it and they want to feed it to you out of some strange hunter-pride.  Thats about it.

We don't eat horses or donkeys or dogs or cats or pets.


Humans don't eat other apex predators, generally, aside from certain aquatic predators like tuna and octopus. As for land animals and flyers, we usually only feed on scavengers and herbivores. Chicken yes, falcon no. Bison yes, wolf and fox no. Horses are just too thoroughly bred as transportation to be a good source of meat, and oxen aren't far behind.

/how in the flying fark could it possibly be cheaper to grow foxes for meat than donkeys?
 
2013-12-31 03:57:23 AM

syrynxx: What does the fox taste like?


Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

In other word, chicken.
 
Skr
2013-12-31 04:33:13 AM
I'm sure it still tasted like ass.
 
2013-12-31 04:57:55 AM
Swapping out fox meat for donkey meat? That's your ancient Chinese secret?
 
2013-12-31 05:40:02 AM

NateAsbestos: Pribar: TV's Vinnie: I hate Chinese people. Hate them so damn much.

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Firefox has encountered a Windows error?


Bravo....bravo.

/first time I see a fox sporting a Beiber haircut
 
2013-12-31 06:03:25 AM

RexTalionis: Donkey meat is the finest meat I've ever had the pleasure of eating.


Indeed.  Like they say: "Dragon meat in heaven, donkey meat on earth."  Had some slow-cooked peppered donkey meat with pancakes in Beijing, and it was yummy.  Less chewy (perhaps due to the cooking) than camel.

I hear it's rather prized between the Yalu River and the DMZ, as well.
 
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