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(Slate)   Al Qaeda is ridiculously anal about tracking expenses. Don't forget the new cover sheet on the TPS reports, either   (slate.com) divider line 90
    More: Weird, al-Qaeda, TPS, cover sheet, Maghreb, Malian, Timbuktu, expenses  
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2013-12-30 08:32:30 PM
I was lead to believe that Al Qaeda didn't do anal.
 
2013-12-30 08:44:20 PM
Yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to... go ahead and come in on Saturday... yeah.
 
2013-12-30 08:56:37 PM
You know who else was really anal about paperwork?
 
2013-12-30 08:57:29 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I was lead to believe that Al Qaeda didn't do anal.


Only with goats.
 
2013-12-30 08:58:36 PM
But in this case burning down the building is part of Milton's job description.
 
2013-12-30 08:58:59 PM
recording purchases as small as a single light bulb

I bet they bought incandescent bulbs, too, those monsters.
 
2013-12-30 09:27:27 PM
You really do not want to fark with jihadist accountants.
 
2013-12-30 09:35:27 PM
ALLAHU GAAPBAR
 
2013-12-30 09:50:47 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate. If we simply took every person involved in this organization and put their heads on pikes, the would get the message. But what we have done is attempted to negotiate, send coupons to, extradite, and massage these bastards into submission. An that doesn't work.

What you want to do, but won't, because your are pussies, is to
eviscerate anddissect and put on display the bodies of these asshols and make an example of them.

Then, you likk all of their children, unborn children, and anyone thinking of having children with them.

Then stAnd back and watch.

I bet no one goes all " I sent you up the bomb"
 and "Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were bombed" on anyone.
 
2013-12-30 09:53:40 PM
ok ok ok
Kill all their children.
Crap. I hate Dyslexia.
and also having a sticky keybbopard.,


fark it.
You people go figure it out.
SEnd them whitman samplers.
See how far it gets you.

Candy grAm for Allah.
 
2013-12-30 09:57:40 PM

vudukungfu: Candy grAm for Allah.


eclectikrelaxation.com
 
2013-12-30 10:00:38 PM
Hasn't this been known for some time now? I remember reading about this several years ago
 
2013-12-30 10:19:30 PM

fusillade762: I_Am_Weasel: I was lead to believe that Al Qaeda didn't do anal.

Only with goats.


They do enjoy a good donkey f*ck:

Link
 
2013-12-30 10:53:44 PM
or the $330 they spent to buy 3,300 rounds of ammunition

This is bullshiat! farking al-Qaeda still gets like 2002 era ammo prices and my store's shelves are picked clean.
 
2013-12-30 11:12:25 PM
Old news. Wait! Wait! Had these reports months ago.
 
2013-12-30 11:15:57 PM
An hundred receipts? Next thing you know they'll keep a checkbook balanced.
 
2013-12-30 11:17:08 PM
Osaka bin laden quit after they took his stapler
 
2013-12-30 11:18:01 PM
PC LOAD LETTER!?

What in Allah's great creation is PC Load Letter!?
 
2013-12-30 11:18:56 PM
I think the word you are looking for is retentive, Subby.  Like in Anal Retentive.  Just saying anal could mean anything.
 
2013-12-30 11:19:54 PM

BSABSVR: ALLAHU GAAPBAR


Accountant humor.  Nice.
 
2013-12-30 11:20:18 PM

Lanadapter: Osaka bin laden quit after they took his stapler


Autocorrect?

iheardin.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-12-30 11:20:45 PM
Al Qaeda - fiscally responsible - conservative, and strangely fond of warfare in the name of their religious teachings.
 
2013-12-30 11:21:20 PM
Back when 9/11 happened, I thought it was kind of weird that the hijackers wired their left-over money back overseas.  Yes it was probably close to six figures when you add up 19 hijackers worth of cash, but given everything going on, the hijackers (and overseas planners) had to know their every move in the last week or so would be closely scrutinized by authorities in US, and they'd be closely following where that money went.
 
2013-12-30 11:21:24 PM

BSABSVR: ALLAHU GAAPBAR


Only on Fark would someone make that joke. And that is part of what makes Fark, and you, awesome.
 
2013-12-30 11:21:48 PM

fusillade762: You know who else was really anal about paperwork?


I did nazi that coming...
 
2013-12-30 11:22:49 PM

violentsalvation: or the $330 they spent to buy 3,300 rounds of ammunition

This is bullshiat! farking al-Qaeda still gets like 2002 era ammo prices and my store's shelves are picked clean.


They don't have a black president.
 
2013-12-30 11:24:41 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: violentsalvation: or the $330 they spent to buy 3,300 rounds of ammunition

This is bullshiat! farking al-Qaeda still gets like 2002 era ammo prices and my store's shelves are picked clean.

They don't have a black president.


not black enough
 
2013-12-30 11:24:51 PM
They must be getting some really crappy meat. .80 for a kilo of meat? What is that, goat?

Lots of onions and Tomatoes. 30 kilos of sugar for $40?

They're not living the high life, that's for sure.
 
2013-12-30 11:26:05 PM
 
2013-12-30 11:26:57 PM
GOOD!  This is exactly the kind of micromanagement that breeds resentment among the rank and file, and leads to desertion of the "mission," ennui, and finding a new "employer."
 
2013-12-30 11:27:05 PM
It's essential to keep detailed records in advance when you can't audit (a thousand pieces of) a former employee after they complete a job.
 
2013-12-30 11:28:15 PM
They know that their contributors want the most bang for the buck.
 
2013-12-30 11:28:15 PM
BSABSVR: ALLAHU GAAPBAR
impressive how fast your comment hit google
https://www.google.ca/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=ALLAHU+GAAPBAR
 
2013-12-30 11:28:35 PM
what do you expect from semites?
 
2013-12-30 11:29:23 PM
Terrorist pink slips?
Tariq's party slogan?
Turban purchase sizes?
Trendy Pakistani sandals?

I will figure out what TPS means, by Allah. But I'd rather not jump to conclusions.

Anyone else here feel like quitting Immamtech?
 
2013-12-30 11:29:54 PM
I knew it! Powdered milk is evil!
 
2013-12-30 11:29:56 PM

garkola: They must be getting some really crappy meat. .80 for a kilo of meat? What is that, goat?

Lots of onions and Tomatoes. 30 kilos of sugar for $40?

They're not living the high life, that's for sure.


You obviously have never had a boss who came down hard on your ass just cos you tried to expense a lunch at Red Lobster.

I'm hoping my upper management never sees this news story or it'll be "client lunches to be max 1 onion and a half kilo of goat meat" for us too.
 
2013-12-30 11:30:49 PM

Slartibartfaster: BSABSVR: ALLAHU GAAPBAR
impressive how fast your comment hit google
https://www.google.ca/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=ALLAHU+GAAPBAR


Safari? Dude you suck.
 
2013-12-30 11:33:05 PM

balki1867: Back when 9/11 happened, I thought it was kind of weird that the hijackers wired their left-over money back overseas.  Yes it was probably close to six figures when you add up 19 hijackers worth of cash, but given everything going on, the hijackers (and overseas planners) had to know their every move in the last week or so would be closely scrutinized by authorities in US, and they'd be closely following where that money went.


so....interrogate anyone that sends money back to those hotbeds of terrorism?

i'm okay with that.
 
2013-12-30 11:33:28 PM

doglover: I knew it! Powdered milk is evil!


I see you've never made your own hot chocolate mix.
 
2013-12-30 11:35:08 PM

BSABSVR: ALLAHU GAAPBAR


This, right here, is funny and why I lurve Fark

/+72 virgins for you
 
2013-12-30 11:35:32 PM

doglover: I knew it! chinese Powdered milk is evil!


ftfy
 
2013-12-30 11:35:38 PM
Don't really know why this is "weird". They probably have a limited amount of resources, thus they want to conserve what they have.
 
2013-12-30 11:35:50 PM

vudukungfu: What we have here is a failure to communicate. If we simply took every person involved in this organization and put their heads on pikes, the would get the message. But what we have done is attempted to negotiate, send coupons to, extradite, and massage these bastards into submission. An that doesn't work.

What you want to do, but won't, because your are pussies, is toeviscerate anddissect and put on display the bodies of these asshols and make an example of them.

Then, you likk all of their children, unborn children, and anyone thinking of having children with them.

Then stAnd back and watch.

I bet no one goes all " I sent you up the bomb"
 and "Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were bombed" on anyone.


hurr durr
 
2013-12-30 11:40:49 PM
yea so, Al-Qaeda is just like the jews and we should be giving Al-Queda $3 billion a year in aid, so they can buy $3 billion in weapons from 'Murica to bomb some Middle Eastern people, while taking other people land for a new homeland expansion

/Everyones bad.

.
 
2013-12-30 11:49:53 PM

sheep snorter: yea so, Al-Qaeda is just like the jews and we should be giving Al-Queda $3 billion a year in aid, so they can buy $3 billion in weapons from 'Murica to bomb some Middle Eastern people, while taking other people land for a new homeland expansion

/Everyones bad.


uh, we supported the shah of iran when he was killing other muslims for us (70's)
then we supported saddam and iraq when they were killing the now enemy iranians (80's)
funny enough, when in direct conflict with iran, we were supplying them with weapons to use against us (iran-contra)

we don't have a particularly good record in this region.
 
2013-12-30 11:51:53 PM
I am just finishing up an audit at work, and I'm getting a kick out of this. Sent it to my accounting team.
 
2013-12-30 11:56:48 PM
I know some Americans that could benefit from these budgeting skills.  Are they terrorists?  Not yet.  Still building the guillotine in the garage.
 
2013-12-30 11:59:25 PM
So it's run by accountants and lawyers? Kinda makes sense actually.
 
2013-12-31 12:00:15 AM
They must play a lot of EVE Online
 
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