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2013-12-30 08:00:42 PM
i601.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 08:15:11 PM
...and she will be sitting next to me on the plane in coach.  I just know it.
 
2013-12-30 08:27:02 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
 
2013-12-30 08:27:58 PM

Earguy: ...and she will be sitting next to  on me on the plane in coach.  I just know it.


FTFY
 
2013-12-30 08:28:04 PM
As an ass man I hate you so much right now subby.
 
2013-12-30 08:28:06 PM
Looks like two 55 gallon drums of cottage cheese dumped into lawn bags
 
2013-12-30 08:28:27 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-12-30 08:28:36 PM
What, nobody's in here talking about how they'd eat the corn out of that ass? C'mon, booty-lovers, represent!
 
2013-12-30 08:28:43 PM
Meh. Seen bigger at walmart.
 
2013-12-30 08:28:57 PM
Services available:

Tummy Tuck
Liposuction
Flensing (extra charges apply)
 
2013-12-30 08:30:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-30 08:30:32 PM
Real women have curves an all, but I don't know what the fark that was.
 
2013-12-30 08:32:03 PM

Crudbucket: Real women have curves an all, but I don't know what the fark that was.


A squishy boulder
 
2013-12-30 08:32:07 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-30 08:32:23 PM

theorellior: What, nobody's in here talking about how they'd eat the corn out of that ass? C'mon, booty-lovers, represent!


HORK
 
2013-12-30 08:32:42 PM

MrLint: Earguy: ...and she will be sitting next to  on me on the plane in coach.  I just know it.

FTFY


Damn beat me to it lol
 
2013-12-30 08:33:06 PM
*clicks on link*

bamfbackgrounds.com
 
2013-12-30 08:34:22 PM
Sorry, you don't get to lump yourself in with "curvy" women. "Curvy" covers normal weight to mildly overweight, not people with thighs that hang down past their knees. You're morbidly obese, and inevitably some of the weight landed on your ass.
 
2013-12-30 08:34:28 PM

BKITU: [i601.photobucket.com image 427x640]


img43.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-30 08:34:30 PM
Yes, there *is* such a thing as TOO MUCH.
 
2013-12-30 08:35:13 PM
It has to be like having sex with two beanbag chairs that have been taped together.
 
2013-12-30 08:36:15 PM
I bet it has its own gravitational pull.
 
2013-12-30 08:36:27 PM
But what do her knees look like?
 
2013-12-30 08:36:49 PM
I wash mahself with a rag on a stick.
 
2013-12-30 08:37:01 PM
apollokidz.com
 
2013-12-30 08:37:20 PM
My neighbors wanted me to inform you that I indeed screamed "Holy shiat" after I clicked on that link.
 
2013-12-30 08:37:28 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-30 08:37:31 PM
Dammit, and here I was hoping this thread would be about some kind of award-winning donkey.
 
2013-12-30 08:38:22 PM
Looks like two bulldogs fighting under a blanket.
 
2013-12-30 08:38:23 PM
Anyone have any readily postable eyebleach to remedy this unfortunate situation?
 
2013-12-30 08:38:58 PM

Earguy: ...and she will be sitting next to me on the plane in coach.  I just know it.


On the bright side if that plane crashes you won't be the first one eaten.
 
2013-12-30 08:39:01 PM
Subby, you forgot the "Smokin' Hawt".
 
2013-12-30 08:39:06 PM

www.memphisflyer.com


That's too much booty

 
2013-12-30 08:39:13 PM

Nabb1: I bet it has its own gravitational pull.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-30 08:39:30 PM
Not to mention her actual ass is hanging below her knees
 
2013-12-30 08:39:39 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: As an ass man I hate you so much right now subby.


This.

/ew
 
2013-12-30 08:40:09 PM
That reminds me - I'm supposed to be bringing a ham to mother-in-law's house on New Year's Day.
 
2013-12-30 08:41:17 PM

andynz81: Anyone have any readily postable eyebleach to remedy this unfortunate situation?


Nevermind, google has all the answers. Googling "eyebleach" gave me http://www.eyebleach.us/ (NSFW)
 
2013-12-30 08:41:22 PM
aie?

eip

wait. what?
 
2013-12-30 08:42:21 PM
That ass is so big, when she asked her husband to buy her a bidet, he bought her a fire hose instead.
 
2013-12-30 08:42:38 PM

MrLint: Earguy: ...and she will be sitting next to  on me on the plane in coach.  I just know it.

FTFY



"The airline said I needed to buy two seats, so I got 23-A and 23-C. Stop wiggling like that."
 
2013-12-30 08:42:53 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-30 08:42:55 PM
Does she shiat brown lasagna noodles?
 
2013-12-30 08:43:05 PM
twittertrendsdepressme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-30 08:43:07 PM
If you can find the keys I think I can drive us out of here.
 
2013-12-30 08:43:18 PM
oi48.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-30 08:43:57 PM
Some dudes like it.

NTTIAWWT
 
2013-12-30 08:44:16 PM

Nabb1: That reminds me - I'm supposed to be bringing a ham to mother-in-law's house on New Year's Day.


How did that remind you?  A ham is meat.  That is lard.
 
2013-12-30 08:44:24 PM
img.chan4chan.com
 
2013-12-30 08:44:30 PM
Anyone knows where memory are stored in the brain?  I want to make sure I'm using a long enough screw drivers and I also need to know if I should go in through an eye,  a nostril or an ear.
 
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