And when this guy who turned in the money gets to heaven after leading a hard life, he will face God and ask "God, I was a good human, even turning in a bag of money that wasn't mine. Why did I suffer so much in life ?"
And God will reply, "I left you a bag of $12,000 in cash, dumbarse !! How much more am i supposed to help you out ?!?!? "
Only reason I would turn it in:the serial numbers. Little things like that would come back to get you, even if you did try to launder the money.
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