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(The Sun)   Warning issued: Photocopying butts is dangerous   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 44
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2001-12-06 08:27:38 AM
Photocopying your cock and balls is still fine though? Right?
 
2001-12-06 08:27:51 AM
And photocopying big butts is bad for the environment - kills more trees, you know :)
 
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-12-06 08:28:35 AM
You need an assjet for that sort of thing... goddamnit... who's got a link?
 
2001-12-06 08:29:12 AM
I guess just be careful, because if that glass breaks, I hate to see what kind of injury you might get.
 
2001-12-06 08:31:55 AM
I know it's a sickening thought. But... imagine if Madeline Albright photocopied her larger then life posterior and spread it around the White House a few years back. *shudders*
 
2001-12-06 08:36:02 AM
I prefer to photocopy reams of Keats and Wordsworth, in an attempt to stem such juvenility.
 
2001-12-06 08:37:46 AM
I liked the story under it about Ding Dong being objected to by a company's net-nanny.
 
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-12-06 08:41:28 AM
Here we go. You need an assjet.

This is gonna get farked quick, I'm sure, so I won't even link it.

http://147.26.224.112/video/SNL/97-09-27-assjet.ram
 
2001-12-06 08:42:39 AM
Why the hell is that lady wearing underwear on the machine? Ruins the whole point, you know.
 
2001-12-06 08:43:31 AM
Photocopying your ass is so 80's. Any decent digital camera would do a better job. It maintains the integrity of the curves, also.
 
bug
2001-12-06 08:48:54 AM


"Fool. Don't photocopy your butt. Just masterbate.peace out."
 
2001-12-06 08:51:42 AM
ClownCollegeGraduate: Methinks Hillary Clinton would run a close second to Madeleine Albright. Her arse is almost a mile wide.
 
2001-12-06 08:54:37 AM
9/10, It would defintely be a party you wouldn't want to attend.
 
2001-12-06 09:13:40 AM
thank you, bug. (snicker, snicker) should have added (read as Mr.T.)
 
2001-12-06 09:22:34 AM
Just when life starts to get interesting.....The terrorists win.
 
2001-12-06 09:26:20 AM
Let's prove them wrong! Submit photos here.
 
2001-12-06 09:31:17 AM
NOOOOOOOO
 
2001-12-06 09:39:37 AM
HPZ thanks for the link. long ago forgotten classic.
 
2001-12-06 09:41:42 AM
If the glass breaks, ladies could get glass in their twinkies.
 
2001-12-06 09:57:52 AM
Sure, now you tell me!
 
2001-12-06 09:59:51 AM
Fb-,
Try it. Slam the lid before hitting the button.
 
2001-12-06 10:08:18 AM
Damn, whats this brown smear on the glass?
 
2001-12-06 10:16:53 AM
DrDave, is that after Fb- has placed his penis on the glass?
 
2001-12-06 10:24:53 AM
ClownCollegeGrad
Yep, after extensive DNA testing you are 100% correct! (LMFAO!)
 
2001-12-06 10:26:16 AM
lmao
 
2001-12-06 10:48:58 AM
The article after was funny too.

Q-What's brown and sounds like a bell?


A-DUNG!
 
2001-12-06 10:54:03 AM
hmmm..this looks suspicious....

Copy Copy Copy!
 
2001-12-06 11:32:22 AM
I had my butt notarized once.
 
2001-12-06 11:35:48 AM
i copied my butt once, and got a little too much taint. needless to say, i was never invited back into the tri-delta house. biatches!
 
2001-12-06 11:43:46 AM
Wierd...for some reason I feel like putting on liederhosen, climbing a hill, and yelling:

"Niiiiiicccccoooooollllllaaaaa".

;)
 
2001-12-06 12:19:09 PM
Just sketch a charcoal impression of your ass.
 
2001-12-06 12:29:03 PM
if only this had come out sooner... they don't call me "One Cheek" for nothing.
 
2001-12-06 12:58:32 PM
If you're heavy enough to break the glass, you really shouldn't be photocopying your butt anyways.
 
2001-12-06 01:08:38 PM
At the print shop I worked at, a lady came in at closing and said she wanted to make some color copies of her butt. I told her their was a "weight limit on the glass" which ended the conversation quite abruptly!

However, if you do copy your butt, you can send it to Sylvester Stallone's mom, who will read your "butt aura" for you.

There are a lot of links, but you can get the idea, here:

http://www.salon.com/people/col/reit/2001/03/21/npwed/
 
2001-12-06 01:21:29 PM
Public service announcements from lord argent.
 
2001-12-06 01:52:48 PM
"Pranksters strip to their pants and sit on the glass to take a photo of their backside to amuse tipsy colleagues."

Pranksters strip to their pants??? What did they have on before?

"But the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents say some people have suffered nasty wounds - and even broken limbs after falling off copiers. "

Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents? Do we have anything this obvious sounding in America? Or is it just the English, British, UK, whatever....that actually come up with clear names saying exactly what they mean for their organizations?
 
2001-12-06 02:13:13 PM
Copy machine repairmen call that a "butt-crack".
 
2001-12-06 03:25:33 PM
Dude...looks like someone slugged that chick in the eye
 
2001-12-06 06:22:45 PM
Is it still OK to PHOTOSHOP your butt....it doesnt mention the pros or cons so I guess it's OK right!?
 
2001-12-06 07:03:25 PM
No, photoshoping your butt leads to goatse_cx
 
2001-12-06 07:49:49 PM
 
2001-12-06 08:05:49 PM
Rectum? Nearly killed him!
 
2001-12-06 11:13:55 PM


Is it just me, or does she look like she just returned from a bar fight, or perhaps wasn't listening close enough to her husband?
 
2001-12-06 11:44:45 PM
camo underwear....maybe she just got back from kabul...
 
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