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(News.com.au)   The man said Ms Vela told him to "choose his life or his penis"   (news.com.au) divider line 50
    More: Scary, Ms Vela, harassment, Johnson County  
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2013-12-30 09:03:33 PM  
I choose vagina
 
2013-12-30 09:03:48 PM  
This is cringeworthy.
 
2013-12-30 09:04:06 PM  
Por que no Los dos? :.(
 
2013-12-30 09:04:25 PM  
PSA: there is a difference. Life is less fun.
 
2013-12-30 09:06:35 PM  
Of course this is in Indiana. Go us!
 
2013-12-30 09:07:01 PM  
Vigilantism is rarely the wise choice mainly because its punishment for assumed wrongs. The article stated "she believed" he did the crime but unless she actually saw it happen then its assumption and by no mean enough to enact revenge. If she did see it happen she should have stopped or reported it not try to lop off his ding dong.
 
2013-12-30 09:08:07 PM  
Ha ha ha! I laughed so hard!

(It's still funny when genital mutilation happens to men, right?)
 
2013-12-30 09:09:59 PM  

baconbeard: Ha ha ha! I laughed so hard!

(It's still funny when genital mutilation happens to men, right?)


Only when doctors do it
 
2013-12-30 09:10:19 PM  
And this, class, is proof positive that box cutters are terrorists' tools.
 
2013-12-30 09:12:04 PM  
Huh huh they said Johnson County.
 
2013-12-30 09:20:59 PM  

baconbeard: Ha ha ha! I laughed so hard!

(It's still funny when genital mutilation happens to men, right?)


Not when the Rabbi is sucking on the babies penis.
Around here, we call that pedophilia, combined with genital mutilation.

/Oh an article lower down about a Rabbi cutting off a kids penis for shiats and giggles or something...
 
2013-12-30 09:26:46 PM  
"She told investigators that she never intended to hurt him and wanted to scare him. "

I'd say she definitely scared him.
 
2013-12-30 09:27:08 PM  
Waiting for the Jezzie crowd to come in and assert the guy had it coming to him cos some stoned single mom accused him of molesting her two-year-old.

Cos this is exactly what they love saying we should do.
 
2013-12-30 09:33:31 PM  
laughingsquid.com
 
2013-12-30 09:34:11 PM  
"Ms Vela's initial efforts to draw blood failed, after which she switched to a box cutter."

paging Dr. Dreidel, he'll know what to do!
 
2013-12-30 09:34:20 PM  
Well, that's twice i get to use it in one day....

i62.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 09:40:56 PM  
Guess someone watched "Prisoners" and thought attacking strangers due to suspected molestation, without any evidence, was a good idea.

Most folks aren't bright enough or centered enough to handle vengeance for actual crimes, never mind commit vigilante justice for crimes perceived only in their own heads. Why in the hell are we somehow encouraging such actions?
 
2013-12-30 09:47:12 PM  

wookiemonster: [laughingsquid.com image 500x467]


www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-12-30 09:51:31 PM  

FormlessOne: Guess someone watched "Prisoners" and thought attacking strangers due to suspected molestation, without any evidence, was a good idea.

Most folks aren't bright enough or centered enough to handle vengeance for actual crimes, never mind commit vigilante justice for crimes perceived only in their own heads. Why in the hell are we somehow encouraging such actions?


Because Patriarchy.
 
2013-12-30 09:55:19 PM  
"He said she then told him to drop his pants so she could "cut his (expletive)". If he didn't comply, "she was going to have people hold him down and she would cut (his penis) all the way off,"

I'm tired, but she is referring to his dick in both quotes right?  So, if they are willing to state "penis", what is the expletive for penis in the first quote that is considered offensive?  Is there some penis version of "coont" of which I'm unaware?  Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-12-30 09:57:48 PM  
Huh, I've been on Fark a decade and didn't know it censored c*nt.

/Learn something useless everyday.
 
2013-12-30 09:57:59 PM  
I find it fascinating that Farkers are willfully ignoring that TFA made it clear that the woman was smoking weed and was stoned when she got the idea in her head and went to crazytown on this guy.

Don't tell me weed doesn't hurt anybody... It heightens paranoia, which is what happened in this case.
 
2013-12-30 09:59:07 PM  
She's lucky he didn't kill her.
 
2013-12-30 09:59:54 PM  

jimmyego: "He said she then told him to drop his pants so she could "cut his (expletive)". If he didn't comply, "she was going to have people hold him down and she would cut (his penis) all the way off,"

I'm tired, but she is referring to his dick in both quotes right?  So, if they are willing to state "penis", what is the expletive for penis in the first quote that is considered offensive?  Is there some penis version of "coont" of which I'm unaware?  Inquiring minds want to know.


DICK.

You even answered your own question.

/We also would have accepted "cock"
 
2013-12-30 10:01:20 PM  
Why didn't he just knock her the fark out before she could cut him? What a p&ssy.
 
2013-12-30 10:06:05 PM  

crzytxn: Why didn't he just knock her the fark out before she could cut him? What a p&ssy.


From TFA:   she had a friend fetch her daughter's boyfriend ...  "she was going to have people hold him down and she would cut (his penis) all the way off,"

He was being held by at least one other person, it sounds like.
 
2013-12-30 10:07:06 PM  

crzytxn: Why didn't he just knock her the fark out before she could cut him? What a p&ssy.


Also... pandssy? Or pampersandssy?
 
2013-12-30 10:09:00 PM  
If he's proved guilty, they should aquit her and allow her to proceed further.
 
2013-12-30 10:10:03 PM  

jimmyego: Huh, I've been on Fark a decade and didn't know it censored c*nt.

/Learn something useless everyday.


Ya gotta put the word punt after it
 
2013-12-30 10:23:20 PM  

djwebb1127: If he's proved guilty, they should aquit her and allow her to proceed further. still throw all the books at her.


There is no excuse for what she did.

If she was wrong and he didn't do anything, she was acting criminally insane and needs put away.

If she was correct and he did do something, she was acting criminally lenient and needs put away.

Either way, she needs her brain examined and fixed.
 
2013-12-30 10:36:03 PM  

djwebb1127: If he's proved guilty, they should aquit her and allow her to proceed further.


And if he is innocent, he gets to take vengeance by cutting up her coont or something?
 
2013-12-30 10:37:27 PM  

OhioUGrad: djwebb1127: If he's proved guilty, they should aquit her and allow her to proceed further.

And if he is innocent, he gets to take vengeance by cutting up her coont or something?


Melon Baller?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-30 10:42:48 PM  
"Ms Vela claims she had the box cutter in her hand, but the man knocked it away and that that is how the man's penis was cut."

Impressive.
 
2013-12-30 10:54:52 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I find it fascinating that Farkers are willfully ignoring that TFA made it clear that the woman was smoking weed and was stoned when she got the idea in her head and went to crazytown on this guy.

Don't tell me weed doesn't hurt anybody... It heightens paranoia, which is what happened in this case.


Twat, cock, twunt, snail trail, cunny, yam sack, vaginal bloodfart...

All still okay.

But c*nt? Aw hell no
 
2013-12-30 11:45:21 PM  
"Ms Vela claims she had the box cutter in her hand, but the man knocked it away and that that is how the man's penis was cut."

LOL

FORE! Ouch!
 
2013-12-30 11:54:58 PM  
Police said Ms Vela told him "he wanted to scar him so that he would have to look at it every time that he had sex in the future."

Do people normally look at their penises during sex?  "Hmmm..yup, seem to have gotten the right hole this time"
 
2013-12-30 11:55:12 PM  
www.biography.com

approves.
 
2013-12-31 12:12:50 AM  
Ms Vela implies disparity where none exists.
 
2013-12-31 12:30:34 AM  
Approves.

i1214.photobucket.com
/OK, quarter-veela, but still.
 
2013-12-31 12:42:15 AM  

doglover: djwebb1127: If he's proved guilty, they should aquit her and allow her to proceed further. still throw all the books at her.

There is no excuse for what she did.

If she was wrong and he didn't do anything, she was acting criminally insane and needs put away.

If she was correct and he did do something, she was acting criminally lenient and needs put away.

Either way, she needs her brain examined and fixed.


I think doglover might be biased...
 
2013-12-31 12:57:59 AM  
No Jack Benny references?  Really?  What has become of you, Fark?
 
2013-12-31 12:59:17 AM  
I will take my life and my penis and that penis over there.

Checkmate.
 
2013-12-31 01:28:53 AM  

shroom: No Jack Benny references?  Really?  What has become of you, Fark?


This is a community.  If you don't see the reference you came for, you get to be the one who makes it.
 
2013-12-31 05:57:19 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-31 07:58:48 AM  
She couldn't have just tattooed him?
thefilmstage.com
 
2013-12-31 09:11:37 AM  
It's tough to sympathize with the guy, even though the accusations have not been proven, simply because of the nature of the accusation. This is why we need a court system that, all else being equal, prefers to err on the side of letting the guilty go free. This is not entirely fair, but the alternative is even less fair.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-31 09:16:46 AM  
ThatVANguy: img.fark.net


/redundant, because we know he does.
 
2013-12-31 11:49:47 AM  
She looks more like 'faces of meth' than a pot smoker.
 
2013-12-31 06:28:32 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I find it fascinating that Farkers are willfully ignoring that TFA made it clear that the woman was smoking weed and was stoned when she got the idea in her head and went to crazytown on this guy.

Don't tell me weed doesn't hurt anybody... It heightens paranoia, which is what happened in this case.


YEAAAAAAAAAH. Go way troll
 
2013-12-31 08:10:30 PM  
1) I doubt she was on straight up unlaced weed, probably meth.
2) how much you want to bet she was abused as a child and had some sort of psychotic episode recalling that and took it out on this kid.

yay speculation
 
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