Nabb1: Skip Bayless just had the most massive orgasm in his entire life.
Krymson Tyde: I Bayless would carry Tebow's baby if it were possible.
Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x327]
ariseatex: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x327]Technically they won't be talking about him on CBS anymore.
Montag19: I wonder if Tebow could have gotten my Dolphins a win over either Buffalo or New York over the past two weeks. Ya know, since all he does is win.
Mister_poopy_pants: Joshy McDaniels will make Tebow his QB when he starts as head coach for the Browns. Tebow won't even broadcast one game with the SEC network.
CipollinaFan: I don't know how well this is going to go. The guy has the personality of a wet rag.But then again this is ESPN so he should fit right in./One coked up Irvin > everyone on ESPN combined.
eddievercetti: And Stephen Smith just got replaced.
Di Atribe: OMG I can't wait! This is amaaaaaaaaazing![i27.photobucket.com image 311x213]
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: For newcomers, Tim Tebow was like the Duck Dynasty of professional football there for a while. So you know.
pyrotek85: Maybe this is a stupid question (not a big sports guy), but how likely is it that he can still pursue a football career after being an analyst for X number of months/years? I'm assuming you wouldn't be in top form if you weren't still practicing constantly. Not necessarily saying this is the end of his career, but I would think taking a break from playing would just make it that much harder to get back into it.
pdieten: Oh, he'll never play again. So this whole thing is a win-win-win for everyone. The only people who will hear about Tim Tebow for the next three years are people who care about SEC football, who coincidentally are also the only people in the country who are happy to hear from him. People who like him get to have him around and the rest of the nation doesn't have to be aware of his existence anymore. I don't know how this could have gone any more perfectly.
DemoKnite: He basically didnt play at all last year (minus a few wildcat snaps) and none this year. Without looking it up, he didnt play much his first year and his second year was the golden year we all remember. So he doesnt have a ton of snaps. Once he gets behind the desk, I think thats basically him done for. I mean John Kitna came back and suited up, but damn.Plus I think he's going to suck on tv. Ive seen him on tv and still seems to have the cadence of an 8 year old. However, I remember Ray Lewis at the beginning of the year and now and he has vastly improved. But I expect Emmitt Smith levels of fail.
DrBenway: Hard to be insightful when you never say anything critical about anyone
mikaloyd: I have noticed that he is really unpopular with atheists.
1derful: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: For newcomers, Tim Tebow was like the Duck Dynasty of professional football there for a while. So you know.Except for the fact that PHil Robertson could throw a football, pretty much.
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