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(Chicago Trib)   Big dummy passing cars on the shoulder dies in two-vehicle crash near Lemont   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 40
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2013-12-30 05:58:03 PM  
"I'm coming Elizabeth!!!".

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2013-12-30 06:26:12 PM  
Luckily, nothing of value was lost.

/Thank goodness the person he hit going the other way was not injured severely.
 
2013-12-30 06:26:35 PM  
No arrests were made? What, they just gonna let this dead guy get away with shoulder passing? What's wrong with this country?
 
2013-12-30 06:26:44 PM  
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heh. am I still alive?
 
2013-12-30 06:27:41 PM  
I always hate when I see people do this. Especially on the beltway, the one time you want a cop around!
 
2013-12-30 06:30:06 PM  
It isn't enough that they get to crash cars all day in controlled settings, now they want to do it on the public roads too?!

/Get it?
//Because dummy
///Ooooonce there was this slaaaaashies thaaaat....
 
2013-12-30 06:32:48 PM  
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2013-12-30 06:38:24 PM  
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Wuz he thirsty, Dummy?
 
2013-12-30 06:39:44 PM  
The driver was so ugly, you could press his face into some dough to make gorilla cookies.
 
2013-12-30 06:41:30 PM  

groppet: I always hate when I see people do this. Especially on the beltway, the one time you want a cop around!



I have to confess that I've wished crashes or arrest on people who blow by at high speeds in crappy conditions or pull the sort of b.s. this guy did.

I suppose had he passed me and then I came on his wreck, I'd offer help if needed, or just wish the best for him from there on out.

The part of me that wanted him made to pay for his assholitude though, would be laughing hysterically.
 
2013-12-30 06:46:14 PM  
Maybe he was just passing people who were waiting to turn left on a two-lane road. Or we could just assume he was driving manically.
 
2013-12-30 06:46:34 PM  
Bravo subby. bravo.
 
2013-12-30 06:46:39 PM  

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DARWIN! DARWIN! DARWIN! DARWIN! DA WIN! DA WIN! DA WIN! DA WIN!
 
2013-12-30 06:46:55 PM  
The Lemont man, who has not yet been identified...

CYRIL FIGGIS STRIKES AGAIN!
 
2013-12-30 06:47:40 PM  
More people that think that the rules of the road apply to everyone but them should end up the same way.

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2013-12-30 06:53:45 PM  
IT'S THE BIG ONE!
 
2013-12-30 06:55:57 PM  
Johnny thought
he'd pass on right
now he finally
sees the Light
Burma Shave
 
2013-12-30 07:07:51 PM  

nytmare: Maybe he was just passing people who were waiting to turn left on a two-lane road. Or we could just assume he was driving manically.


This happened about 15 miles away from where I live. I know that stretch of road. If he ended up spinning into oncoming traffic after trying to pass on a right shoulder, he was driving like an asshole.
 
2013-12-30 07:28:30 PM  

BlackMtnMan: firesign: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]


DARWIN! DARWIN! DARWIN! DARWIN! DA WIN! DA WIN! DA WIN! DA WIN!


Unfortunately, at 48 years old he's pretty likely to have passed on the stupid gene before it managed to kill him.

/Sorry, Darwie
 
2013-12-30 07:36:30 PM  
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dafuq
 
2013-12-30 07:46:27 PM  

nytmare: Maybe he was just passing people who were waiting to turn left on a two-lane road. Or we could just assume he was driving manically.


Even if it was the case that he was just passing folks waiting to turn, he ended up losing control, and in the lanes of oncoming traffic, so...doing it wrong, in any case.

As was said upthread, nothing of value was lost except the damage to the Dodge.

Everyone knows that it is 0.1% of the population that causes 98% of the problems. This is the same motherfarker whose July 4th trash is left blowing in the street, the same motherfarker that cuts across 4 lanes of traffic quickly because his exit come upon him unprepared while he was texting, the same motherfarker that honks his horn in front of your neighbors house at 6 AM because he is too lazy to get out and ring the doorbell. The same motherfarker who did something stupid that led to a 15 minute price-check in the check-out line in front of you at Wal-Mart. The same motherfarker that spilled beer on you from the row behind you at the U football game. The same motherfarker.

One less motherfarker...good riddance.
 
2013-12-30 08:02:50 PM  
Nicely played Subby.  +1
 
2013-12-30 08:06:44 PM  
I LoL'd. +1 Subby.
 
2013-12-30 08:16:07 PM  

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dafuq


Goiter?
 
2013-12-30 08:29:48 PM  

groppet: I always hate when I see people do this. Especially on the beltway, the one time you want a cop around!


I personally don't do this because I have no desire to be involved in an altercation, but I think that it's hilariously when someone will pull far enough to the right to block those assholes.
 
2013-12-30 08:35:46 PM  
Could be a Texan, passing on the right is legal here.
 
2013-12-30 08:45:59 PM  

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RIP Lament Configuration

no tears, please

it's such a waste of

good suffering.

 
2013-12-30 09:28:22 PM  

SevenizGud: nytmare: Maybe he was just passing people who were waiting to turn left on a two-lane road. Or we could just assume he was driving manically.

Even if it was the case that he was just passing folks waiting to turn, he ended up losing control, and in the lanes of oncoming traffic, so...doing it wrong, in any case.

As was said upthread, nothing of value was lost except the damage to the Dodge.

Everyone knows that it is 0.1% of the population that causes 98% of the problems. This is the same motherfarker whose July 4th trash is left blowing in the street, the same motherfarker that cuts across 4 lanes of traffic quickly because his exit come upon him unprepared while he was texting, the same motherfarker that honks his horn in front of your neighbors house at 6 AM because he is too lazy to get out and ring the doorbell. The same motherfarker who did something stupid that led to a 15 minute price-check in the check-out line in front of you at Wal-Mart. The same motherfarker that spilled beer on you from the row behind you at the U football game. The same motherfarker.

One less motherfarker...good riddance.


Yes, all of this. My idiot neighbors are all at least one of these things, especially the horn usage during early hours. My current most hated neighbor is the 300 lb'er who honks and screams at her kids to get into the car at 615 every morning.

I hate to wish death on anyone, but I wouldn't complain if the entire family disappeared and never returned one night.
 
2013-12-30 09:41:52 PM  
For once the cause of the accident died instead of some innocent driver. Maybe there is a god.
 
2013-12-30 09:53:33 PM  
We could learn a lot from him.
 
2013-12-30 10:24:18 PM  
 
2013-12-30 11:14:08 PM  
Archer Avenue at Parker Road, the location in TFA, is at 41.672066 N by 87.951632 W.  Google Street View shows Archer to be a two lane road with no paved shoulders.  Was somebody stopped, or was this moran just drunk?
 
2013-12-31 12:20:16 AM  

aimtastic: nytmare: Maybe he was just passing people who were waiting to turn left on a two-lane road. Or we could just assume he was driving manically.

This happened about 15 miles away from where I live. I know that stretch of road. If he ended up spinning into oncoming traffic after trying to pass on a right shoulder, he was driving like an asshole.


Correction: He was driving like an asshole on a snow filled shoulder but he gots with four wheel drive, so this cannot happen.
 
2013-12-31 12:38:51 AM  

AGremlin: "I'm coming Elizabeth!!!".

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I really wish they had ended that series with him dropping dead of a heart attack.
 
2013-12-31 01:39:10 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: AGremlin: "I'm coming Elizabeth!!!".

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I really wish they had ended that series with him dropping dead of a heart attack.


That's the way they ended his next series.

/I met Redd Foxx once.
//seemed like a real down-to-earth guy.
///he drove a gold Rolls-Royce.
////SLASHIES!!
 
2013-12-31 06:09:44 AM  

DrPainMD: /I met Redd Foxx once.


Once!
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2013-12-31 07:46:51 AM  

StrikitRich: [slumberpartymovies.files.wordpress.com image 500x270]

Wuz he thirsty, Dummy?


No Smokey and the Bandit fans here, Dummy?
 
2013-12-31 08:24:15 AM  
No arrests have been made in the case, Ansari said.

I know cops can be lazy at times, but seriously? How hard is it to find this guy?
 
2013-12-31 08:24:44 AM  

fluffy2097: Luckily, nothing of value was lost.

/Thank goodness the person he hit going the other way was not injured severely.



..and Darwin shuffled his feet...
 
2013-12-31 10:26:28 AM  
This is how I got hit on the way home from a christmas party 3 years ago.  The arshole passed me on the shoulder on a 2 lane blacktop when it was sleeting out.  The road didn't have a paved shoulder on it and he fishtailed when he was coming back into the lane of traffic and slammed into my right front quarter panel

/fracking drunk drivers
 
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