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(Talking Points Memo)   Man reaches for his wallet, accidently shoots himself in the butt. I hate when that happens   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 12
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2013-12-30 07:08:52 PM  
4 votes:
It only his butt had a gun, this would not have happened.
2013-12-30 07:39:30 PM  
2 votes:
right in the but-tocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
2013-12-30 06:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
His big dumb ass is probably a little smaller now...
2013-12-31 01:18:47 AM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: demaL-demaL-yeH: Dimensio: Click Click D'oh: Bane of Broone:I'm so glad I don't live in fear.

Ah yes, that tired old tripe.  If one knows how to properly use a firearm, it's clearly because they live in fear.  Glad you could chime in with something productive.

People who carry firearms in public are paranoid sociopaths. They are paranoid because violent crime with random victims never happens anywhere, ever, and they are sociopaths because they have decided that their lives are more important than those of violent criminals.

Go change your underoos. You've already shown your true color.
/Hint: It's yellow.
//Like the piddle you're standing in.

I am already aware that you are terrified of citizens legally carrying firearms in public, and that you project your fear onto those who do not actually share it.


To recap your claim:
I don't carry a firearm in public, but you do.
On your home planet, that makes  me afraid.
And, again, on your home planet, I'm projecting my fear, because I'm the one not walking around armed in public.

Wow.

/The sky on your home planet, madame, what color is it?
//(I'm betting piss yellow when the projector's off.)
///Your stance is urine idiot, isn't it?
2013-12-30 11:28:33 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: Click Click D'oh: Bane of Broone:I'm so glad I don't live in fear.

Ah yes, that tired old tripe.  If one knows how to properly use a firearm, it's clearly because they live in fear.  Glad you could chime in with something productive.

People who carry firearms in public are paranoid sociopaths. They are paranoid because violent crime with random victims never happens anywhere, ever, and they are sociopaths because they have decided that their lives are more important than those of violent criminals.


Go change your underoos. You've already shown your true color.
/Hint: It's yellow.
//Like the piddle you're standing in.
2013-12-30 09:44:33 PM  
1 votes:
Clean up at checkout 4.
2013-12-30 08:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, another "one in the pipe" accident. Glad he was able to get off a round so quickly-his ass was coming straight at him. He had choice but to stand his ground in a tactical situation. And who the fark needs a .40 to go shopping for home supplies? Did he think he was going to run into anyone other than suburban home owners and undocumented construction workers?
2013-12-30 07:48:24 PM  
1 votes:
Did he simultaneously butt-dial 911?

\DRTFA
2013-12-30 07:36:20 PM  
1 votes:

Flashlight: Speef: Attention people who have guns but shouldn't: If you're going to carry a handgun with a round in the chamber, please do us all a favor and stick it in the FRONT of your jeans, not the back.

We don't want you reproducing.

Love, Gun Owners Everywhere.

I always carry mine in my front pocket. Barrel facing out though.


I thought you were just happy to see me.
2013-12-30 07:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
I'll take "Things that happen to Mark Sanchez on his off days" for $500, Alex!
2013-12-30 07:02:03 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad he didn't shoot his testicles off. We need less gun-owners in the USA breeding and spreading their madness to a new generation.

So brave, going to HOME DEPOT in that warzone known as Brighton, MI. Why would a 32-year-old white male who is not a criminal nor police officer need to carry a sidearm?

Need a blankie too for when you go the scawy big-box store? Want mummy to go into the restroom with you to go potty, honey? It's OK...I am here.
2013-12-30 06:57:11 PM  
1 votes:
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