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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Stockman (R-TX) says that liberal tears make "the best gun lubricant around"   (talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Steve Stockman, gun lubricant, Gun Owners of America, R-TX, Cornyn  
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2013-12-30 04:34:55 PM  
he must've oiled up his whole armory when sandy hook happened!
 
2013-12-30 04:39:50 PM  
He's the nuttiest nut that ever nutted, and don't you forget it.
 
2013-12-30 04:45:55 PM  
Shenanigans....tears are salt water.
 
2013-12-30 04:48:11 PM  
Heh... I can only imagine the morons who voted for this clown.
 
2013-12-30 04:55:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: He's the nuttiest nut that ever nutted, and don't you forget it.


nuttier than louis gohmert?
 
2013-12-30 04:55:32 PM  
So where is he sticking that gun?
 
2013-12-30 05:03:30 PM  
I bet he thinks a lap dance is better when the stripper is crying.

Well, don't we all?
 
2013-12-30 05:07:29 PM  
WTF does that even mean? Is he short of lube for something?
 
2013-12-30 05:08:12 PM  
Isn't he the one who nearly bursts into tears when people ask him why he gets paid six figures a year form a corporation that seems to only exist as a P.O. box?
 
2013-12-30 05:10:32 PM  

MrBallou: WTF does that even mean? Is he short of lube for something?


You have to clean guns and lubricate the moving parts pretty regularly to keep the from jamming. It's just proper maintenance for firearms. But, that said, he's a jackass.
 
2013-12-30 05:14:56 PM  
michaelcheek.com

Waaa! Best gun lubricant.
 
2013-12-30 05:15:59 PM  
Fair is fair, I enjoy the tasty, tasty schadenfreude that Conservative butthurt supplies; logically Conservatives should feel the same way about their opponents.

That doesn't make him a terrible person for several dozen other reasons, but chortling with delight at the dismay of your opponents is hardly something only seen in the GOP
 
2013-12-30 05:19:08 PM  
2013: The year we all put aside our differences and learned to love each other once again
 
2013-12-30 05:25:25 PM  
I'm guessing if he ever actually was videotaped operating one of his guns he'd make Sarah Palin look like Annie Oakley.

Nice graphic work on the can, too. That won't be photoshopped with "Immigrant Semen" at all, ever.
 
2013-12-30 05:32:36 PM  
I like Boy Butter brand liubricant.

/go ahead and look it up, its probably NSFW.
 
2013-12-30 05:40:53 PM  

Nabb1: MrBallou: WTF does that even mean? Is he short of lube for something?

You have to clean guns and lubricate the moving parts pretty regularly to keep the from jamming. It's just proper maintenance for firearms. But, that said, he's a jackass.


Even I know you don't use farking salt water as a gun oil, and I'm basically a greenpeace boat.
 
2013-12-30 05:42:26 PM  

stratagos: Fair is fair, I enjoy the tasty, tasty schadenfreude that Conservative butthurt supplies; logically Conservatives should feel the same way about their opponents.

That doesn't make him a terrible person for several dozen other reasons, but chortling with delight at the dismay of your opponents is hardly something only seen in the GOP


True, but when ____________ do it, it's an outrage!
 
2013-12-30 05:46:14 PM  

mediablitz: So where is he sticking that gun?


Somewhere that it needs lubing, with bodily fluids.
 
2013-12-30 05:50:30 PM  
I hope he beats Cornyn. That would be awesome. Then again he'd probably still beat whatever warm body the dems run
 
2013-12-30 05:54:48 PM  
Break-Free or nothin' on my guns.

/just sayin'
 
2013-12-30 05:59:26 PM  
And gun companies using the Obummers going to take your gun away to scare paranoid moon bats is the best marketing scheme any group has ever had
 
2013-12-30 06:04:13 PM  

GWSuperfan: Break-Free or nothin' on my guns.


I use Break Free after giving everything a good scrubbing with Hoppes #9.
 
2013-12-30 06:04:37 PM  
Hey!

i2.kym-cdn.com

That's a can of Rem Oil with a home-made Liberal Tears sticker!

(if you can't trust extremist assholes with your gun lube, who can you trust?)
 
2013-12-30 06:10:39 PM  
*sniff*... are liberal tears supposed to reek so strongly of desperation?
 
2013-12-30 06:16:34 PM  
Oh, just f*ck Texas

/secede, already
 
2013-12-30 06:19:35 PM  
Well, I guess keeping Libruls around to farm for tear oil is more humane than certain other second amendment solutions I've heard proposed.
Also, meh.
 
2013-12-30 06:45:28 PM  
Are we mad because he stole a standard Fark joke?
 
2013-12-30 06:47:24 PM  
Let's see how much impotent anger this creates from both sides.

Because they're both bad.
 
2013-12-30 06:50:52 PM  
has the C*ck of the Year voting closed yet?
 
2013-12-30 06:52:54 PM  
Masturbatory f*ckwit who would probably cry during a fist fight.

I hate ITGs, but I hate phony tough assholes even more.

Let's see, drug possession, bankruptcy, FOUND JESUS, found homelessness... Sounds like a real winner there.
 
2013-12-30 06:53:41 PM  
This is just the kind of no-nonsense young go-getter we need to elect to shake up those career-suits in Washington.
 
2013-12-30 06:53:49 PM  
I thought is was graphite or teflon. Or maybe something made with graphene or buckyballs.
 
2013-12-30 06:54:36 PM  
No picture of "Conservative Tears" yet? I am disappoint.
 
2013-12-30 06:54:44 PM  

FlashHarry: he must've oiled up his whole armory when sandy hook happened!


As he should. Blood is slightly alkaline and the splatters will corrode firearm metal.
 
2013-12-30 06:55:10 PM  

Fark It: stratagos: Fair is fair, I enjoy the tasty, tasty schadenfreude that Conservative butthurt supplies; logically Conservatives should feel the same way about their opponents.

That doesn't make him a terrible person for several dozen other reasons, but chortling with delight at the dismay of your opponents is hardly something only seen in the GOP

True, but when ____________ do it, it's an outrage!


Thanks! ive been looking for a good question to right on my blank black cards from "cards against humanity"
 
2013-12-30 06:55:20 PM  
With all the feces that Republicans keep pulling out of their ass and flinging about, 'Merica is lubricated for at least a century.

/Rush Limbaugh packs that lubricant in on every visit to Costa Rico.
//His 'viagra for boys' supplier told me so.
 
2013-12-30 06:55:27 PM  
That's funny. Conservative tears have been my preferred lubricant for aggressive anal sex since November 2008.
 
2013-12-30 06:56:06 PM  
Next to cronyism, ham-witted sloganeering is the most important tool in any Texas politician's toolkit. Although it's generally not advisable to go for multiple bullet points, lest you forget one. Lookin' at you, Governor Goodhair.
 
2013-12-30 06:58:44 PM  

FlashHarry: Marcus Aurelius: He's the nuttiest nut that ever nutted, and don't you forget it.

nuttier than louis gohmert?



Let's just say that he is not allowed around schools, and they claim it's because of nut allergies.
 
2013-12-30 07:00:03 PM  
because all liberals are against the 2nd amendment...
 
2013-12-30 07:00:38 PM  

Nabb1: You have to clean guns and lubricate the moving parts pretty regularly to keep the from jamming. It's just proper maintenance for firearms.


You can change your difficulty setting and not worry about that or getting hungry.
 
2013-12-30 07:01:34 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Although it's generally not advisable to go for multiple bullet points, lest you forget one.


Look, another filthy liberal trying to tell a responsible gun owner how many bullet points he should or shouldn't have.
 
2013-12-30 07:01:55 PM  
nah Stockman, try slathering some of your own Santorum on the slide.
 
2013-12-30 07:02:18 PM  

sigdiamond2000: 2013: The year we all put aside our differences and learned to love each other once again


Finally, Obama comes through on one of his campaign promises.
 
2013-12-30 07:02:44 PM  
It's ok.  He is part of a dying breed.  Enough of his type will not be either dead or overwhelmed in sheer numbers for at least a decade and in some places like Oklahoma where I'm from, it might not happen in sequoyah or la flore counties for 50 years, but it will happen and that's why it's ok.

Liberals alway win in the end because facts have a liberal bias.
 
2013-12-30 07:03:21 PM  

stratagos: Fair is fair, I enjoy the tasty, tasty schadenfreude that Conservative butthurt supplies; logically Conservatives should feel the same way about their opponents.

That doesn't make him a terrible person for several dozen other reasons, but chortling with delight at the dismay of your opponents is hardly something only seen in the GOP


I'm mostly offended by the fact that he's assuming I'm anti-gun just because I'm a liberal.

/of course, I think you shouldn't be allowed to sell guns to criminals, so that probably makes me anti-gun by his standards
 
2013-12-30 07:03:54 PM  
I just use raw shea butter to lubricate my gun. Well, gun substitute.
 
2013-12-30 07:06:20 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This nutbag's got my vote ... whahahahah ... and the low-budget picture ... Dude didn't even use stencil but, amazingly enough, added a dash of depth perspective to the tear. Yup, this guy's definitely my kind of obnoxious.
 
2013-12-30 07:06:22 PM  

Mithiwithi: I'm mostly offended by the fact that he's assuming I'm anti-gun just because I'm a liberal.


My thoughts exactly.

Also that he would show a photo of someone applying a spray lubricant to a part that does not necessarily need it, while neglecting the wear points located in the receiver.
 
2013-12-30 07:08:27 PM  
Oh Tea Baggers, you've GOT to run this guy for President!
 
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