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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   You know that old expression: The family that goes to church with their weight distributed evenly in their vehicle together stays together. And if they don't, someone gets arrested   (wpbf.com) divider line 29
    More: Florida, Velina Oneal, Port St. Lucie, weight ratio, mother-in-law  
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2013-12-30 05:35:11 PM  
Starring Eddie Murphy.
 
2013-12-30 05:35:48 PM  
Yo momma so fat...
 
2013-12-30 05:36:33 PM  

Stoj: Yo momma so fat...


she creates disproportionate wear on the rear tires
 
2013-12-30 05:37:28 PM  
"Honey, is the car pulling to the right?"
*looks significantly at the back seat*
"Never mind."
 
2013-12-30 05:39:01 PM  
Now, now, now, Jesus DID preach about the importance of equal weight distribution...
 
2013-12-30 05:39:09 PM  
That had to be one fat momma.
 
2013-12-30 05:39:40 PM  
That could very well be one of the funniest articles ever written!
 
2013-12-30 05:40:02 PM  

tetsoushima: Starring Eddie Murphy.


This sounds more like Tyler Perry.
 
2013-12-30 05:40:16 PM  

twobux: That had to be one fat momma.



The man took his car in to get his momma rotated.
 
2013-12-30 05:41:45 PM  
cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-12-30 05:42:48 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is the best moment for this.

www.recordsonwax.com
 
2013-12-30 05:49:35 PM  
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2013-12-30 05:53:15 PM  
She's right.

grassrootsmotorsports.com
 
2013-12-30 05:54:27 PM  
She should have lowered the track bar and put in a spring rubber.
 
2013-12-30 05:56:18 PM  
I'll give your mom a ride home from church only if she is ready. I hate the wait.

Then the fight started.
 
2013-12-30 06:02:38 PM  

Yakk: tetsoushima: Starring Eddie Murphy.

This sounds more like Tyler Perry.


My one regret in life was posting "Eddie Murphy" and instantly knowing Tyler Perry was a more apt choice.
 
2013-12-30 06:03:41 PM  
Huh, that's backwards. Apostrophes have been *removed* from the name.
 
2013-12-30 06:08:40 PM  
tetsoushima:
My one regret in life was posting "Eddie Murphy" and instantly knowing Tyler Perry was a more apt choice.

Throw yourself upon the sword.
 
2013-12-30 06:08:59 PM  
But I thought everyone who went to church was all christian and stuff?
Now where are all of the sinners supposed to go?
 
2013-12-30 06:41:25 PM  
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Husband: Remember, you saved. You don't use that kinda language.

Wife: Ain't nobody from my church in here.
 
2013-12-30 06:57:05 PM  

Yakk: tetsoushima: Starring Eddie Murphy.

This sounds more like Tyler Perry.


Whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-12-30 06:57:41 PM  
tetsoushima: My one regret in life was posting "Eddie Murphy" and instantly knowing Tyler Perry was a more apt choice.

i1.ytimg.com

"That's still very good."
 
2013-12-30 06:59:41 PM  

TinyFist: Now, now, now, Jesus DID preach about the importance of equal weight distribution...


"It WORKS, mate! The fat one balances out the two skinny ones!"
 
2013-12-30 07:31:49 PM  

roperratt: That could very well be one of the funniest articles ever written!


It really was a pleasure to read, wasn't it? Just got better and better.
 
2013-12-30 07:48:26 PM  
Just don't try those hi-jinx in your passenger jet. Fatties die, fatties fry.
 
2013-12-30 08:12:23 PM  
God if only car talk was still on the air.
 
2013-12-30 09:01:46 PM  
Sounds like that comment came back to bite her..
 
2013-12-30 10:25:29 PM  
Why do they bother going to church if they take away nothing from it?  I bet they believe that just by going through the motions, they'll earn a one-way ticket to heaven with all else forgiven.  Perhaps if they're concerned enough about their souls they should also act in the way the bible suggests people should act?
 
2013-12-30 10:35:41 PM  
That story needed a Will Greenlee slant.

"Often black mothers-in-law . . . " Actually, I don't know where I'm going with this as I am not equal to the journalistic talents of Will Greenlee.

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Might easily become someone's Mother-in-law.
 
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