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2013-12-30 03:56:57 PM
Just like every year since 1848.
 
2013-12-30 04:05:48 PM
Megarian, you need to move.
 
2013-12-30 04:06:10 PM
Something something cheesedick.
 
2013-12-30 04:07:40 PM
i1212.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 04:08:50 PM
Man, I miss Madison.
 
2013-12-30 04:09:44 PM

dabbletech: Man, I miss Madison.


We can package it up and send it to you.
 
2013-12-30 04:13:54 PM
www.twitfall.com
 
2013-12-30 04:16:24 PM
Jana Ganjian also had a free ride for years, living in an upscale Racine hotel


Shenanigans
 
2013-12-30 04:17:08 PM
When exactly was it a good year for being naked in Wisconsin?
 
2013-12-30 04:17:48 PM
Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.
 
2013-12-30 04:22:00 PM
I've partied there a few times.  One time was before they outlawed pan handling on State st. so there were hippies literally everywhere.  And others after said out law, and not too many hippies anywhere.  It's a pretty weird spot I'd say, so these stories aren't that surprising.
/i had zero problem farking with a hippy.
hippie: can i have a cig
me: tell me a joke
h: *stares at me*
m: do a trick! do something!
h: *stares longer then walks away*
 
2013-12-30 04:22:20 PM

dabbletech: Man, I miss Madison.


She was cool, then?
 
2013-12-30 04:22:40 PM

VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.


"Awkward boner with a complete stranger" would be a great name for a band...
 
2013-12-30 04:25:01 PM
FTFA:
"Police said they thought the man was trying to prevent his clothes from snagging on screws inside the vents."

He's lucky he didn't snag anything else on the screws.
 
2013-12-30 04:27:58 PM

Moron Police: VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.

"Awkward boner with a complete stranger" would be a great name for a band...


I wish I'd used that in the "name your own biography" thread the other day.
 
2013-12-30 04:28:56 PM

VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.


Same reason I don't do strip clubs.

I'm not paying someone for blue balls.
 
2013-12-30 04:29:52 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Moron Police: VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.

"Awkward boner with a complete stranger" would be a great name for a band...

I wish I'd used that in the "name your own biography" thread the other day.


(grin)

That would have been rather special.
 
2013-12-30 04:30:45 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Moron Police: VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.

"Awkward boner with a complete stranger" would be a great name for a band...

I wish I'd used that in the "name your own biography" thread the other day.


To be fair, I've found that it's only awkward for them...I have no shame
 
2013-12-30 04:32:02 PM

Moron Police: Danger Avoid Death: Moron Police: VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.

"Awkward boner with a complete stranger" would be a great name for a band...

I wish I'd used that in the "name your own biography" thread the other day.

To be fair, I've found that it's only awkward for them...I have no shame


Nor should you. Shame is for the weak.

/much like sanity
 
2013-12-30 04:34:21 PM

cgraves67: When exactly was it a good year for being naked in Wisconsin?


1992-93, if I had played my cards right.
 
2013-12-30 04:35:00 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.


For some reason I saw this and thought of her.

de-motivational-posters.com

/*ducks*
 
2013-12-30 04:37:53 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.

For some reason I saw this and thought of her.

[de-motivational-posters.com image 600x480]

/*ducks*


All signs point North.
 
2013-12-30 04:39:46 PM
I WAS IN THE POOL
 
2013-12-30 04:41:04 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.


Doesn't she live in Detroit?
 
2013-12-30 04:49:17 PM

phaseolus: Jana Ganjian also had a free ride for years, living in an upscale Racine hotel


Shenanigans


Shouldn't that be "Sheboyganigans"?
 
2013-12-30 04:51:50 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.

Doesn't she live in Detroit?


What the stalkers
 
2013-12-30 04:54:32 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.

Doesn't she live in Detroit?


You may be starting to catch my drift.

Think it through.
 
2013-12-30 04:54:43 PM
www.reallyfunnystuff.org
 
2013-12-30 04:55:31 PM
FTA: "A 20-year-old man was ordered in March to "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth" after he was found masturbating in a public library in Racine."

WTF? Sounds like a certain judge in Racine has delusions of grandeur about his jurisdiction.
 
2013-12-30 04:55:33 PM
yorkprofessionalpetsitting.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-30 04:58:42 PM
I think I had a couple of these stories greened.
 
2013-12-30 05:04:12 PM
breakbrunch.com
 
2013-12-30 05:05:34 PM
I've seen people in Wisconsin.  It's NEVER a good year to get naked in Wisconsin.
 
2013-12-30 05:07:21 PM

mike_d85: I've seen people in Wisconsin.  It's NEVER a good year to get naked in Wisconsin.


Well somebody has to make the cheese.
 
2013-12-30 05:09:57 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mike_d85: I've seen people in Wisconsin.  It's NEVER a good year to get naked in Wisconsin.

Well somebody has to make the cheese.


YOU LEAVE OUR CHEESE OUTTA THIS!

ohhhh, that kind of cheese...
 
2013-12-30 05:14:26 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.


I'm in Detroit!

Great year to be nude over here!
No street lights or cops!
 
2013-12-30 05:14:48 PM

mike_d85: I've seen people in Wisconsin.  It's NEVER a good year to get naked in Wisconsin.


I'll have you know we need the hair and fat to survive the harsh winters around here!
 
2013-12-30 05:17:39 PM
Never mind.

I found a cop :(
 
2013-12-30 05:21:16 PM

megarian: Never mind.

I found a cop :(


You found a cop in Detroit? Did you win a prize? Does he have to find you now? No tag-backs?
 
2013-12-30 05:25:21 PM
cgraves67:

You found a cop in Detroit? Did you win a prize? Does he have to find you now? No tag-backs?

False alarm. It was a homeless guy in a stripper's cop "uniform". He wanted to borrow some Brillo pads. Weird.
 
2013-12-30 05:27:51 PM

megarian: Never mind.

I found a cop :(


Cop in Detroit? I thought it was all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome out there?
 
2013-12-30 05:29:15 PM
Damn. I've scrolled through a TFD thread and seen myself mentioned before and was like "WTH, I wasn't even in here...."

Called out in a thread on the main page? That would just creep me out something fierce.
 
2013-12-30 05:29:26 PM

megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: Megarian, you need to move.

I'm in Detroit!

Great year to be nude over here!
No street lights or cops!


I know you are...so think that through...

/hint: your own news story
 
2013-12-30 05:31:05 PM

TinyFist: Damn. I've scrolled through a TFD thread and seen myself mentioned before and was like "WTH, I wasn't even in here...."

Called out in a thread on the main page? That would just creep me out something fierce.


Would it shake you?
 
2013-12-30 05:32:23 PM

Danger Avoid Death: TinyFist: Damn. I've scrolled through a TFD thread and seen myself mentioned before and was like "WTH, I wasn't even in here...."

Called out in a thread on the main page? That would just creep me out something fierce.

Would it shake you?


Quiet down, you.
 
2013-12-30 05:32:44 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh:

/hint: your own news story

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, okay...that was funny.
 
2013-12-30 05:33:06 PM

TinyFist: Danger Avoid Death: TinyFist: Damn. I've scrolled through a TFD thread and seen myself mentioned before and was like "WTH, I wasn't even in here...."

Called out in a thread on the main page? That would just creep me out something fierce.

Would it shake you?

Quiet down, you.


Whatever are you on about old chap?
 
2013-12-30 05:34:27 PM

VvonderJesus: Supposedly, Snuggle House closed because they were tired of all the backlash from the community. I'm pretty sure it was because nobody wanted to pay $60 an hour to have an awkward boner with a complete stranger.


I think it was marketed poorly. There is a market there for some kind of personal attention therapy, but I don't think snuggling is it.

I think if you retool the brand into providing controlled ASMR sessions, I think it would go over well with the type of people who are into that specific kind of service.
 
2013-12-30 05:34:29 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad:
Cop in Detroit? I thought it was all Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome out there?

Nope. It was a homeless guy.

That reminds me...I think the Silverdome has monster truck shows now.
 
2013-12-30 05:35:40 PM
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!
 
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