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(Boston.com)   Actual headline: "Bl(o)unt smokes Bills; Patriots roll." Cool, man   (boston.com) divider line 27
    More: Cool, LeGarrette Blount, Bl(o)unt, Patriots, Marcell Dareus, Shane Vereen, Stephen Gostkowski, screen pass, Stevan Ridley  
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2013-12-30 03:02:50 PM  
what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?
 
2013-12-30 03:03:27 PM  
Actual actual headline: LeGarrette Blount helps Patriots beat Bills, secure second playoff seed
 
2013-12-30 03:07:54 PM  
LeGarrette Blount  belongs in prison
 
2013-12-30 03:14:02 PM  

coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?


Percentageage?
 
2013-12-30 03:15:30 PM  

coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?


Blunts specifically or weed in general? Assuming weed, I'll guess 40% NFL, 65% NBA
 
2013-12-30 03:17:46 PM  

Crewmannumber6: LeGarrette Blount  belongs in prison


Byron Hout's Fark handle, folks...
 
2013-12-30 03:20:17 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?

Blunts specifically or weed in general? Assuming weed, I'll guess 40% NFL, 65% NBA


That's way low for the Association. NBA's gotta be over 90.
 
2013-12-30 03:21:59 PM  
Shaping up to be a decent backfield with Ridley, Blount, and Vereen
 
2013-12-30 03:23:01 PM  

Gonz: Wasilla Hillbilly: coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?

Blunts specifically or weed in general? Assuming weed, I'll guess 40% NFL, 65% NBA

That's way low for the Association. NBA's gotta be over 90.


On a regular basis? I feel more comfortable with 65.
 
2013-12-30 03:30:03 PM  
That's also way too low for the NFL. But since they only drug test Seahawks after midseason, it's not an issue for most guys. Hell, you can instagram a photo of yourself with a blunt and not get in trouble. Just ask Davone Bess.
 
2013-12-30 03:36:11 PM  
 
2013-12-30 03:36:58 PM  
I know it seems like it, but not everyone is smoking weed. Although my neighborhood does run over 90%...I just assume some of them are smart enough to lay off until summer or after retirement, so I still like my estimates.
 
2013-12-30 04:16:11 PM  
 Actual headline: "Bl(o)unt smokes Bills; Patriots roll."

Ok, who Bogarted the actual headline?
 
2013-12-30 04:26:46 PM  
The link on the Boston.com page actually said "Blount smokes Bills; Patriots roll."; the link went to the article and its subsequently less humorous headline.  Alas.
 
2013-12-30 04:28:21 PM  

coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?


Not a terrible high percentage, only because pipes, vapes and bongs are so easily accessible these days and are much better. Blunts are large, and weed these days is potent. Smoking an entire blunt by yourself would be harsh, require way more work (unpacking the cigar, re-packing, rolling, etc.) and probably way too much weed at one time.

/From what I gather, from friends that is
 
2013-12-30 04:31:09 PM  

lacydog: coheed_and_cambria: what %age of NFL players (as opposed to, say, NBA players) do you think smoke said blunts?

Not a terrible high percentage, only because pipes, vapes and bongs are so easily accessible these days and are much better. Blunts are large, and weed these days is potent. Smoking an entire blunt by yourself would be harsh, require way more work (unpacking the cigar, re-packing, rolling, etc.) and probably way too much weed at one time.

/From what I gather, from friends that is


But blunts are preferred when one is with one's boys. And these players more than likely have a few boys in their respective posses.
 
2013-12-30 04:34:57 PM  
Actually plenty of people smoke blunts, even by theirselves. They go out easily and burn nicely. I just don't like degrading good shiat with the tobacco wrap.
 
2013-12-30 05:35:51 PM  

flak attack: IAmRight: That's also way too low for the NFL. But since they only drug test Seahawks after midseason, it's not an issue for most guys. Hell, you can instagram a photo of yourself with a blunt and not get in trouble. Just ask Davone Bess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Black_(American_football)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asa_Jackson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedric_Griffin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermaine_Cunningham
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Bolden
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Williams
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Davis_(tight_end)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Lawton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Bowe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joselio_Hanson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaRoy_Reynolds
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Blackmon


Seahawks fans are just so damn cute with their little persecution complex.


It's just that "fan". The rest of them are pretty much like all other fans, which is to say annoying if they aren't fans of your team.

/looking forward to the post Seahawks choke threads for the massive butthurt
//course when he can always fall back on "I only care about the team when they're good", the butthurt isn't as satisfying
 
2013-12-30 06:01:44 PM  

bass555: The link on the Boston.com page actually said "Blount smokes Bills; Patriots roll."; the link went to the article and its subsequently less humorous headline.  Alas.



I'll vouch for it. I saw it the first thing this morning and laughed out loud. LOL if you will.
 
2013-12-30 06:36:34 PM  

flak attack: Seahawks fans are just so damn cute with their little persecution complex.


I expect all the "Seadderall" crap to go away then, given that several other teams have had suspensions, too.

/you can't have it both ways, pretending that we have more druggies and then getting upset if we point out that we're the only ones getting busted with players of significance
//Aldon Smith still hasn't been suspended for DUI with possession of pot or for firing weapons in public
///but the 49ers don't have to follow rules
 
2013-12-30 06:57:48 PM  

Crewmannumber6: LeGarrette Blount  belongs in prison


The Boise State guy had it coming for turning his back and putting that shiat eating grin on his face.
 
2013-12-30 11:56:55 PM  

Kyle Butler: bass555: The link on the Boston.com page actually said "Blount smokes Bills; Patriots roll."; the link went to the article and its subsequently less humorous headline.  Alas.


I'll vouch for it. I saw it the first thing this morning and laughed out loud. LOL if you will.


NFL waits for the finding from the legal system, before making a ruling. This is why the league hasn't punished Aaron yet.

Smith next court date is on Jan 15th.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/11/12/49ers-linebacker-aldon-s mi th-to-be-arraigned-on-gun-charges-in-san-jose/

If the 9ers are still alive, that date will get pushed back.
 
2013-12-30 11:58:19 PM  
Ack  quoted the wrong post, was directed at Smith whine.
 
2013-12-31 12:21:56 AM  

overfienduglar: NFL waits for the finding from the legal system, before making a ruling. This is why the league hasn't punished Aaron yet.

Smith next court date is on Jan 15th.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/11/12/49ers-linebacker-aldon-s mi th-to-be-arraigned-on-gun-charges-in-san-jose/

If the 9ers are still alive, that date will get pushed back.


Doesn't explain the DUI/possession of pot lack of anything. Meanwhile, Brandon Browner gets put in the three-time-offenses club for not taking NFL tests while in the CFL.

/the idea that an entity gets to drug test anyone they might, at any point in time, ever maybe hire is pretty asinine
//as is the whole "pot is banned because it's illegal, now we're going to suspend you because it's banned for being illegal...except it's not illegal where you live"
 
2013-12-31 01:31:37 AM  

overfienduglar: Ack  quoted the wrong post, was directed at Smith whine.


Easy to do when high.
 
2013-12-31 01:39:30 AM  

Crewmannumber6: LeGarrette Blount  belongs in prison


Butthurt Boise St fan?
 
2013-12-31 08:15:26 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Crewmannumber6: LeGarrette Blount  belongs in prison

Butthurt Boise St fan?


Actually no. I just think felony battery isn't one of those things that should just go away.

/I hate that blue field
 
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