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(Huffington Post)   Seven things you need to stop saying if you're over 30. Actually, seven things you shouldn't be saying, no matter your age   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 388
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2013-12-30 12:45:30 PM
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2013-12-30 12:46:06 PM
Or everything in a sprint commercial?
 
2013-12-30 12:47:37 PM
www.lolzhumor.com
 
2013-12-30 12:50:53 PM
I've never heard anyone say any of those things.
 
2013-12-30 12:53:42 PM
If people you come into regular contact with say any of these things, you should take under serious consideration the very strong possibility that you are not the shining beacon of intellect you believe you are. And that the things you yourself are saying are of no more than roughly equivalent in, uh, merit.
 
2013-12-30 12:58:13 PM

Pocket Ninja: If people you come into regular contact with say any of these things, you should take under serious consideration the very strong possibility that you are not the shining beacon of intellect you believe you are. And that the things you yourself are saying are of no more than roughly equivalent in, uh, merit.


Derp.

Oh. Shiat.
 
2013-12-30 12:58:58 PM
Thank goodness she didn't list "your blog sucks".
 
2013-12-30 12:59:25 PM
I know, right?? I totes agree. This article is amazeballs and adorbs, it hits right in my feels. I'll cut any of you cray-cray biatches that disagree.
 
2013-12-30 12:59:34 PM
8. "Yeah, math class *is* hard. Why don't you finish up that wine cooler before you tell me more?"
 
2013-12-30 01:00:03 PM
Everyone under the age of 25 should be killed.
 
2013-12-30 01:10:01 PM

Pocket Ninja: If people you come into regular contact with say any of these things, you should take under serious consideration the very strong possibility that you are not the shining beacon of intellect you believe you are. And that the things you yourself are saying are of no more than roughly equivalent in, uh, merit.


Your post is the shiznit.
 
2013-12-30 01:16:55 PM
I spent a few weeks teaching preschool with a beautiful, tanned, Amazonian 20-something with a beach-volleyball player's body.


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2013-12-30 01:25:01 PM
I don't need to say "cray" or "adorbs" anyhow, because I can just say "cra-dorbs!"  Crazy adorable, right?!?
 
2013-12-30 01:27:49 PM

Sybarite: I spent a few weeks teaching preschool with a beautiful, tanned, Amazonian 20-something with a beach-volleyball player's body.


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I know, right?
 
2013-12-30 01:29:21 PM
I say these things for the purpose of annoying my teen and preteen children.

It totes works. Makes 'em  cray cray. I know, right? Amazeballs.
 
2013-12-30 01:30:28 PM
Ya, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man!

/I say all of those :-/
 
2013-12-30 01:38:16 PM
I've only heard "cray cray" on TFD.
 
2013-12-30 01:39:57 PM

Mugato: I've never heard anyone say any of those things.


I know, right?
 
2013-12-30 01:47:31 PM

SundaesChild: I've only heard "cray cray" on TFD.


That, totes, and my feels.
 
2013-12-30 01:49:24 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: SundaesChild: I've only heard "cray cray" on TFD.

That, totes, and my feels.


I've heard them all used for sarcastic/humorous effect, both in person and in image macros.
 
2013-12-30 01:56:43 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: SundaesChild: I've only heard "cray cray" on TFD.

That, totes, and my feels.


I've heard "feelers" but that's cute because it reminds me of caterpillars.
 
2013-12-30 02:00:09 PM
If you expect people to believe that you are an adult yourself, don't try to hold yourself up as the police of conversation.
 
2013-12-30 02:02:34 PM
I will say "I will cut you!" but only because it is super ironic and ridiculous...
 
2013-12-30 02:02:43 PM

Pocket Ninja: If people you come into regular contact with say any of these things, you should take under serious consideration the very strong possibility that you are not the shining beacon of intellect you believe you are. And that the things you yourself are saying are of no more than roughly equivalent in, uh, merit.


Longest "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?" statement ever.
 
2013-12-30 02:02:50 PM
The reporter was a fat chick.  This I DON'T forgive.
 
2013-12-30 02:02:53 PM
What?! She's saying  can't say "cray cray?"

I will totally cut that b*tch.
 
2013-12-30 02:03:09 PM
List needs all of those insipid "sauce" words. Otherwise this list is "weak sauce."
 
2013-12-30 02:04:00 PM
How about just not talking to the author at all if she is going to be nitpicking everything people say. What a whiner. "Listicles" are the cancer of the internet.
 
2013-12-30 02:04:34 PM
Is that seriously a video of someone scrolling down the exact same page on which the video is located? You've gotta be shiatting me.
 
2013-12-30 02:05:13 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: I know, right?? I totes agree. This article is amazeballs and adorbs, it hits right in my feels. I'll cut any of you cray-cray biatches that disagree.


I know that's right.
 
2013-12-30 02:06:51 PM

Dragonflew: How about just not talking to the author at all if she is going to be nitpicking everything people say. What a whiner. "Listicles" are the cancer of the internet.


Authors are the cancer of listicles.
 
2013-12-30 02:07:42 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: 8. "Yeah, math class *is* hard. Why don't you finish up that wine cooler before you tell me more?"


What's wrong with that exactly? Oh right, the whole jailbait thing.
 
2013-12-30 02:07:49 PM

Mugato: I've never heard anyone say any of those things.


Me either, really.  And my kids are 12 and 15.  One of which is on Intagram all the time.
I think the closest I've heard is "I know, right?"  But that was a common expression long before the internet started using it.
 
2013-12-30 02:07:50 PM
What about "I gonna cut you up so bad, you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad"?  Am I still good with that one?  It's not on the list...
 
2013-12-30 02:08:07 PM
Jennifer Ball (heh) is not the boss of me.
 
2013-12-30 02:08:35 PM

Honest Bender: Ya, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man!

/I say all of those :-/


Does threatening to shank someone count as threatening to cut someone? I've been saying that for years... along with "Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a biatch?" :)
 
2013-12-30 02:09:16 PM
GUYS! GUYS! Holy crap, did you know that people use slang! And when young people do it, it annoys old people! I KNOW, RIGHT? EVEN WORSE. LIKE IT GETS WORSE GUYS. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? GOOD! It gets worse! Totally worse! Because sometimes, when slang comes into fashion, it gets overused! People latch onto a fad and just hammer it into the ground until they hit magma. IT'S LIKE THIS TOTAL GROUPTHINK THING. I KNOW, RIGHT?

It's totes annoying, and it's driving me cray-cray.
 
2013-12-30 02:10:03 PM
Check.
 
2013-12-30 02:10:43 PM
6. Adorbs.

This sounds like a nonsense word, like Snorks or Smurfs or possibly a brand of super absorbent tampons.
 
2013-12-30 02:11:25 PM
The only ones out of that list that I've ever actually heard spoken by other people were "Totes" and "I know right?" I see them used here and there on Fark, usually as a joke. I will admit to occasionally using some of those to mess with my kid on occasion though.

"You totes cray cray! Pokemon are so much more adorbs than Digimon!" Of course then I get that look of "WTF is wrong with you dad?"
 
2013-12-30 02:12:22 PM
I dunno, "I will cut you" still seems like it should have a dedicated place in muggings and black friday sales..
 
2013-12-30 02:12:45 PM
Who the hell says this stuff?  I work in an office of all ages and walks of life and have never heard anyone use those terms. OK - maybe, "I know, right?" a few times. But that's it...
 
2013-12-30 02:13:01 PM
Why can no year not do this: "stop talking in ways I don't like" article.

Guess what, numbnuts?  People are going to stop saying things when they feel its played out/not funny.  Not when some person who cares too much about trivial nonsense puts out a low-effort article.
 
2013-12-30 02:13:41 PM
Interesting. I JUST clicked out of the Cracked article that says how putting a number ahead of your sentance is just begging people to click it.

21 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FULL HOUSE
18 THINGS HOME ALONE SHOWED YOU
 
2013-12-30 02:14:08 PM
I'm over 30 and honestly I have never heard any of those.
 
2013-12-30 02:15:12 PM
Here are also a couple of things Fark (a largely geriatric audience) are guilty of as well::

1) Vajayjay. Are you seriously afraid of having your mouth washed with soap? Say vagina like a normal person, you twat.
2) Yummy. A word designed for aged 10 or younger. Sounds goofy as fark when an adult says it.
3) Fartbongo (sarcastically). Makes me picture a wise-ass 17 year old college freshman in poli-sci. You are not as witty as you like to think.
 
2013-12-30 02:15:24 PM

Pocket Ninja: If people you come into regular contact with say any of these things, you should take under serious consideration the very strong possibility that you are not the shining beacon of intellect you believe you are. And that the things you yourself are saying are of no more than roughly equivalent in, uh, merit.



Awesome!
 
2013-12-30 02:15:27 PM

factoryconnection: I don't need to say "cray" or "adorbs" anyhow, because I can just say "cra-dorbs!"  Crazy adorable, right?!?


Totes!
 
2013-12-30 02:16:02 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: I know, right?? I totes agree. This article is amazeballs and adorbs, it hits right in my feels. I'll cut any of you cray-cray biatches that disagree.


NICE!!!!
 
2013-12-30 02:16:12 PM
That's what she said.
 
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