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(Huffington Post)   Being that there were so many teacher/student sex scandals this year, yours has to be pretty special to make a top ten dishonor roll list   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 60
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2013-12-30 12:49:36 PM  
 
2013-12-30 12:50:20 PM  
"Rachelle Gendron, a sexual education teacher at a Fitchburg, Mass., high school, was indicted on charges including five counts of rape aggravated by age difference. Investigators allegedly found sexually explicit text messages and photos of the teacher "in various states of undress with genitals and breasts exposed" on a cell phone belonging to a 14-year-old boy, whom she is accused of having sex with at least 5 times."

She was just doing her job, and he needed some extra help?
 
2013-12-30 12:51:45 PM  
Three of those teachers disgust the hell out of me. I'll let you guess which three...
 
2013-12-30 12:54:07 PM  
10, 4, 8, 3, 1, 6

I'll pass on the rest.
 
2013-12-30 12:54:13 PM  
1.  Hittable.
2.  Meh... no.
3.  Yes.
4.  Sure!
5.  That's a man, baby!
6.  No.
7.  That's a man, baby!
8.  Crazy eyes, but maybe once.
9.  That's a man, baby!
10. Yes.

You're welcome, Fark.
 
2013-12-30 12:54:15 PM  
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...that culminated in the teacher offering him sex as a prize for doing well in a baseball game.

Just call me Hammering Hank...
 
2013-12-30 12:55:56 PM  
Yes, No, Yes, YES, dude, yes, dude, yes, dude, YES

5 good ones out of 6 women, at least 2 of them actual hotties.
Not a bad year.
 
2013-12-30 12:57:43 PM  
1. No crime
2. Jail - "genital penetration by a foreign object" plz no
3. No crime
4. No crime
5. Death penalty
6. No crime
7. Farked to death by bears
8. No crime
9. Farked to death by ninjas
10. No crime
 
2013-12-30 12:57:46 PM  
Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Ha ha ha ha, I might if she was president of the 12 colonies, you gonna get raped, yes, George Lucas, Yes.
 
2013-12-30 01:00:25 PM  
I just skimmed through it, but um... interesting sentencing disparities.  Like I said, I was skimming, so I could have missed some. Still...
 
2013-12-30 01:00:41 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: 8. Crazy eyes, but maybe once.


"crazy eyes" and "maybe once" doesn't really work. You might think you're going to give her the slip, but she'll find you and make you realize that you love her.
 
2013-12-30 01:00:59 PM  
Shouldn't the universities that grant B.Ed. degrees do a better job of screening out the crazies?  The pedo guys apparently kept it under the radar for 10+ years, and then got lazy or unlucky.  But most of those women are just a few years past their initial certification.  If they've got that much of an itch for illegal wang, somebody somewhere must have seen something.
 
2013-12-30 01:03:34 PM  

somemoron: I just skimmed through it, but um... interesting sentencing disparities.  Like I said, I was skimming, so I could have missed some. Still...


Also the difference of "had a sexual relationship with a student" vs. "molested a student."
 
2013-12-30 01:04:15 PM  
Summer Michelle Hansen Allegedly Gave Sex As Reward
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Isn't that how most wives do it?
 
2013-12-30 01:06:08 PM  
How did it take 40 years to convict the 1st dude.  Talk about slow, crappy, police work.
 
2013-12-30 01:11:59 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: 1.  Hittable.
2.  Meh... no.
3.  Yes.
4.  Sure!
5.  That's a man, baby!
6.  No.
7.  That's a man, baby!
8.  Crazy eyes, but maybe once.
9.  That's a man, baby!
10. Yes.

You're welcome, Fark.


I'd say three had crazier eyes than eight.
/also, were you thinking right at 15? You'd probably jump on any of them.
// but, I agree with each sentiment..
 
2013-12-30 01:15:41 PM  
Summer Michelle Hansen Allegedly Gave Sex As Reward
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Isn't that how most wives do it?


As a matter of fact, yes, yes it is. And the longer you're married the more you have to do to earn rewards.
 
2013-12-30 01:15:50 PM  

misanthropologist: Arctic Phoenix: 8. Crazy eyes, but maybe once.

"crazy eyes" and "maybe once" doesn't really work. You might think you're going to give her the slip, but she'll find you and make you realize that you love her.


And people say meth makes you end up in a shiatty pit of despair.

Crazy, not even once.

/now I'ma hit up my crazy and try to get laid.
//NOT EVEN ONCE
///DON'T DO IT.
//But goddamn is it fun when we click right.
/and I'm sure she'll fark me over again in a few weeks, it's kind of like a roller coaster.
 
2013-12-30 01:23:08 PM  

zulius: Arctic Phoenix: 1.  Hittable.
2.  Meh... no.
3.  Yes.
4.  Sure!
5.  That's a man, baby!
6.  No.
7.  That's a man, baby!
8.  Crazy eyes, but maybe once.
9.  That's a man, baby!
10. Yes.

You're welcome, Fark.

I'd say three had crazier eyes than eight.
/also, were you thinking right at 15? You'd probably jump on any of them.
// but, I agree with each sentiment..


3 does have the crazy eyes.
It's even more obvious in the other pics, which I remember from the Fark thread on her.
 
2013-12-30 01:26:05 PM  
My tiny school had teachers sleeping with students.  It was like an open secret.  All involved always denied it (mostly) but they also had to occasionally ask friends to cover for them (ie "can I park at your house while I go down to Mr. So-and-So's house?"), so many of us knew.  Some were blatant - like the chorus teacher who had the kid move in to her house for "tutoring" for a full year.  That one was awesome because he lived a block from school and there was no rational reason he needed to live with her, but there ya go.

My HS out in the sticks was where teachers got shipped when they did something horrible at another school, like beat up a kid or something.

Vice-principal's wife also got sucked in to a cult.  He had to drain their savings to buy her out of it.

Good times.
 
2013-12-30 01:29:20 PM  
I was a discipline problem type of student.  Would have liked a little discipline from 1 and 3.  Hopefully, both at the same time.  Leather them up, and lets see if they can straighten me out.
 
2013-12-30 01:30:56 PM  
Came here to post my hit list... apparently this has been taken care of...

Thanks Fark!
 
2013-12-30 01:33:23 PM  

Stoj: My tiny school had teachers sleeping with students.  It was like an open secret.  All involved always denied it (mostly) but they also had to occasionally ask friends to cover for them (ie "can I park at your house while I go down to Mr. So-and-So's house?"), so many of us knew.  Some were blatant - like the chorus teacher who had the kid move in to her house for "tutoring" for a full year.  That one was awesome because he lived a block from school and there was no rational reason he needed to live with her, but there ya go.

My HS out in the sticks was where teachers got shipped when they did something horrible at another school, like beat up a kid or something.

Vice-principal's wife also got sucked in to a cult.  He had to drain their savings to buy her out of it.

Good times.


I think I've seen that movie.
 
2013-12-30 01:37:49 PM  
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What year was this lady arrested?  1985?
 
2013-12-30 01:38:47 PM  
Thankfully, I was home schooled.

By subby's mom.
 
2013-12-30 01:39:46 PM  
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In my opinion, the cutest.
 
2013-12-30 01:41:51 PM  
All the males on that list: DIAF you disgusting pedophiles.  I hope you rot for the rest of your life in a federal PMITA prison.
All the females on that list: Oh c'mon where were you when I was in school.  This isn't even a crime.  Let her go.  Bathe her and bring her to my quarters.

/doing it right....am i?
 
2013-12-30 01:41:56 PM  

FrancoFile: Shouldn't the universities that grant B.Ed. degrees do a better job of screening out the crazies?  The pedo guys apparently kept it under the radar for 10+ years, and then got lazy or unlucky.  But most of those women are just a few years past their initial certification.  If they've got that much of an itch for illegal wang, somebody somewhere must have seen something.


Agreed. At the first orientation lecture for teacher candidates, the instructor ought to project an image of a youngish looking penis on a wall, with an "forbidden" circle-slash through it.

Likewise for boobies, though that's not an area of my expertise ...
 
2013-12-30 01:46:44 PM  

stuhayes2010: [i.huffpost.com image 570x325]
In my opinion, the cutest.


Those eyes scream "bunny boiler" though.
 
2013-12-30 01:50:02 PM  

genepool lifeboat: stuhayes2010: [i.huffpost.com image 570x325]
In my opinion, the cutest.

Those eyes scream "bunny boiler" though.


Perhaps a slow braze with chocolate and red wine.
 
2013-12-30 01:50:35 PM  
Funny how the women in the article are listed as "having sex with" their victims and the men are listed as either "molesting" or "sexual assaulting" theirs.
 
2013-12-30 01:52:04 PM  

Trocadero: Stoj: My tiny school had teachers sleeping with students.  It was like an open secret.  All involved always denied it (mostly) but they also had to occasionally ask friends to cover for them (ie "can I park at your house while I go down to Mr. So-and-So's house?"), so many of us knew.  Some were blatant - like the chorus teacher who had the kid move in to her house for "tutoring" for a full year.  That one was awesome because he lived a block from school and there was no rational reason he needed to live with her, but there ya go.

My HS out in the sticks was where teachers got shipped when they did something horrible at another school, like beat up a kid or something.

Vice-principal's wife also got sucked in to a cult.  He had to drain their savings to buy her out of it.

Good times.

I think I've seen that movie.


The entire experience for some people was really like a bad 80s movie.  The 70 year old AD (former state basketball champ!) picked up a kid and slammed him into the folded bleachers in the gym in order to ask him "so how do YOU like it" after the kid was picking on someone.  Imagine a HS where most of the male teachers were like Robin Williams' character in Good Will Hunting or Ben Stein, and most of the female teachers were either predators or shrews.

We had one guy in middle school who would purposely flip chalk just so he could drop it in front of the tables of girls wearing skirts.  Another teacher just recently got done with the legal system after being accused of being a pedo - he and his wife had a boatload of foster kids and he also was on a few DCFS boards.  I could only follow his case via online court records but it looks like the charges were reduced to something silly - like the equivalent of "he spanked his child too hard".  Funny that his nickname was "Chester the Molester" 25 years prior to ever being charged with anything.
 
2013-12-30 01:58:08 PM  
I would bang all 7 of the female teachers on that list.
 
2013-12-30 02:05:17 PM  
Difference between the men and women are pretty stark in this list.  The men were after power and authority with sex on the side.  The women seem to just want the companionship, even if it takes dubious means to get it.

For personal reasons, #9 especially should be exposed the GenPop.  See if he can pull a ninja off.
 
2013-12-30 02:05:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: [i.huffpost.com image 570x325]
What year was this lady arrested?  1985?


Came to ask the same thing.

cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-12-30 02:19:06 PM  
Had two teachers in HS who had sexual relations with students.

Female gym teacher got pregnant, married the student when he turned 18.

Male teacher (most popular teacher at school, football/baseball coach, etc) got a girl pregnant, divorced his wife and married the student.

/Guess if you marry the rapee your not guilty?
 
2013-12-30 02:43:14 PM  
From the list.

Female teachers: mostly young and hot.

Male teachers: old and not hot.


Better to be a boy student than a girl student... thanks hot female teachers!
 
2013-12-30 02:59:53 PM  

HighlanderRPI: "Rachelle Gendron, a sexual education teacher at a Fitchburg, Mass., high school, was indicted on charges including five counts of rape aggravated by age difference. Investigators allegedly found sexually explicit text messages and photos of the teacher "in various states of undress with genitals and breasts exposed" on a cell phone belonging to a 14-year-old boy, whom she is accused of having sex with at least 5 times."

She was just doing her job, and he needed some extra help?


If my sex ed teach was her instead of the bull dyke we had (NTTAWWT), I'd never have left class.

/would have been too embarrassing to stand up
//assuming not a Myspace angle
 
2013-12-30 03:00:31 PM  

mooseyfate: I would bang all 7 of the female teachers on that list.


In a row?
 
2013-12-30 03:09:46 PM  
Summary of Just the women...

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Kids Parents Ratted Her Out!!!

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Manic Episode made me do it/him

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Wanted to be liked... farking certainly helps

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Sexual Education Teacher -- Tutoring her students.

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Apparently, she likes eating Mexican

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Three's a Charm  -- cue the Olivia Newton John Lets Get Physcial video

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Real Team Player
 
2013-12-30 04:16:31 PM  

stuhayes2010: [i.huffpost.com image 570x325]
In my opinion, the cutest.


.. and with headlights like these, she had to be 'liked' a lot in her day ..
 
2013-12-30 04:29:32 PM  
Some cute teachers there.  Too bad they are into little boys.  If they were into discrete hook ups with married guys I could . . . .
 
2013-12-30 04:43:31 PM  
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This movie was so far ahead of its time, it's scary. I mean, James Van Der Beek was Tim Tebow/Johnny Football almost 15 years early! Hooking up w/ the stripper teacher!
 
2013-12-30 05:08:42 PM  
#1: after parents ... found nude photos of the teacher on his phone.

#4: Investigators allegedly found sexually explicit text messages and photos of the teacher... on a cell phone

#10: ... the teacher had sent him "inappropriate text messages suggesting sexual contact"

What are these teachers thinking? At the very least, the kid(s) will be showing them to their buddies. Next thing you know, they'll go viral.

Maybe penicillin would fix that, but what if the photos and texts also spread across the 'Net?

In any case, working for the NSA is sounding more exciting.
 
2013-12-30 05:22:08 PM  

PhilGed: 1. No crime
2. Jail - "genital penetration by a foreign object" plz no
3. No crime
4. No crime
5. Death penalty
6. No crime
7. Farked to death by bears
8. No crime
9. Farked to death by ninjas
10. No crime


Not just a joke (or sexism or whatever). Re: #8:

"I didn't feel like a victim; I'm not scarred for life or anything," Michael Cooper told NBC4 at the time. "To be honest, I had a good time when it was going on."
 
2013-12-30 05:35:07 PM  
It's up to FARK to throw them all a big prom.  We'll make it easy.........in Florida.
 
2013-12-30 05:36:00 PM  
I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed that the women were all at least semi-hot to hot while the men were fairly creepy. WTFupwifdat? Are women REALLY that hard up for a little umpychunka?
 
2013-12-30 05:38:03 PM  
This is proof positive that attractive female teachers commit far more sex offenses with students than their ugly male counterparts.
 
2013-12-30 05:39:36 PM  

Silly_Sot: I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed that the women were all at least semi-hot to hot while the men were fairly creepy. WTFupwifdat? Are women REALLY that hard up for a little umpychunka?


The ones from the precious snowflake generation who never really grew up, apparently.
 
2013-12-30 06:10:17 PM  

DarwinianReject: All the males on that list: DIAF you disgusting pedophiles.  I hope you rot for the rest of your life in a federal PMITA prison.
All the females on that list: Oh c'mon where were you when I was in school.  This isn't even a crime.  Let her go.  Bathe her and bring her to my quarters.

/doing it right....am i?


We can hear you rolling your eyes as you type.  C'mon, you can do better.
 
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