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(Mirror.co.uk)   Great white shark: "Hey there surfer boys, mind if I photobomb you for your mom?"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 69
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2013-12-30 10:32:22 AM
Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...
 
2013-12-30 10:46:05 AM
Who cares what it is. It's a great picture.
 
2013-12-30 11:58:03 AM

A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...


It's a dolphin.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-30 12:21:00 PM
There doesn't seem to be much of a second dorsal fin, so it's no great white.  Maybe a tiger shark?
 
2013-12-30 12:33:52 PM
If it's a shark, it would just eat the boys.

If it's a dolphin, it would maliciously kill them and everyone they love if it had a chance.

You don't fark with dolphins.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-30 12:44:17 PM

MrBallou: If it's a shark, it would just eat the boys.

If it's a dolphin, it would maliciously kill them and everyone they love if it had a chance.



Dolphins would have perverted bestial sex with them.  That's how they roll.
 
2013-12-30 12:58:16 PM
'Sup...

i218.photobucket.com
/...did someone say photobomb?
 
2013-12-30 01:03:54 PM
Does anyone know what kind of dark voodoo mojo I need to cast in order to get the *&%& image uploader to realize that the Photobucket image has BEEN FARKING RESIZED ALREADY!?!?!

/Actually if this is the worst that the day holds, then I'm doing pretty good.
 
2013-12-30 01:09:39 PM
www.newyorker.com

/oblig
 
2013-12-30 01:10:20 PM

doyner: A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...

It's a dolphin.


This. Happens a lot. Plenty of photos online like it.

static.environmentalgraffiti.com
 
2013-12-30 01:10:41 PM

A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...


To be fair, they described it as a 'great white shark', and not a great white shark.
 
2013-12-30 01:11:11 PM
I like how this "shark" keeps getting upgraded from "possible dolphin" to now Great White...  I guess each successive media outlet needs readership more than the last.
 
2013-12-30 01:11:19 PM
It may be me, but I could swear this picture has been posted before in another "story" and it turned out to be fake.
 
2013-12-30 01:11:26 PM
Photoshopped.
 
2013-12-30 01:11:34 PM

doyner: A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...

It's a dolphin.


Looks a bit like a space ship to me, or maybe a street light.
 
2013-12-30 01:13:06 PM
It it clearly wasn't a shark because it wasn't singing the "suck my dick" song.....
 
2013-12-30 01:17:51 PM

FrancoFile: /oblig


Came for this
/and the girl in the left
 
2013-12-30 01:18:01 PM

Tricky Chicken: doyner: A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...

It's a dolphin.

Looks a bit like a space ship to me, or maybe a street light.


It's a Prius. Greenpeace is everywhere.
 
2013-12-30 01:19:02 PM
i582.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 01:20:54 PM

tomnardone206: I like how this "shark" keeps getting upgraded from "possible dolphin" to now Great White...  I guess each successive media outlet needs readership more than the last.


Why not just go for the gusto and call it a megalodon?
 
2013-12-30 01:21:46 PM
It's not really a photo bomb either...
 
2013-12-30 01:23:20 PM
When I saw that photo this morning I though, "Gee, didn't this just happen a few weeks ago?"

Evidently this sort of thing is somewhat common.  It is the ocean, after all.  And sharks do live there.  It's bound to happen that one will get in a photo from time to time.

//Probably a dolphin like the last one anyway.
 
2013-12-30 01:32:03 PM
It's a Dolphin, Dolphin tails go up and down, Sharks go side to side
 
2013-12-30 01:32:56 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-30 01:36:11 PM

Kanemano: It's a Dolphin, Dolphin tails go up and down, Sharks go side to side


This, definitely a dolphin.  Plus it only has the single dorsal and two pectoral fins.  Sharks have more fins than the big three.
 
2013-12-30 01:37:01 PM

Kanemano: It's a Dolphin, Dolphin tails go up and down, Sharks go side to side


wut?  or is that the joke.jpg?   Oh, you are referring to the motion of the tail, not the physiological structure.  right?  right???
 
2013-12-30 01:37:14 PM

Wicked Chinchilla: Kanemano: It's a Dolphin, Dolphin tails go up and down, Sharks go side to side

This, definitely a dolphin.  Plus it only has the single dorsal and two pectoral fins.  Sharks have more fins than the big three.


You can also tell because it had no interest in making the boys his chum.
 
2013-12-30 01:37:24 PM
It's a dolphin, but let's allow the attention whore to have her 15 minutes of internet fame.

Ooooh Shark!!! Help!! Shark!!
I'm a shark
Suck my dick!
I'm a shark!!
 
2013-12-30 01:39:13 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-30 01:42:27 PM

doyner: Wicked Chinchilla: Kanemano: It's a Dolphin, Dolphin tails go up and down, Sharks go side to side

This, definitely a dolphin.  Plus it only has the single dorsal and two pectoral fins.  Sharks have more fins than the big three.

You can also tell because it had no interest in making the boys his chum.


The vast majority of sharks would behave no differently either.

What you should be worried about since its a dolphin is if he is frisky.  Dolphins are natures sex bots.

Walruses are a close second.  They are almost worse than teenagers, and they come readily equipped with supreme flexibility and no qualms about what body parts go where.

/makes for great explanations when little jack or jill is asking what the walrus is doing in the corner all bent over like a mammoth, beachball of quivering flesh
 
2013-12-30 01:43:34 PM
Speaking of photobombs....

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-30 01:47:16 PM
EVERY PICTURE IS A PHOTOBOMB!
 
2013-12-30 02:00:13 PM

halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]


Do you have the original of that?
 
2013-12-30 02:02:42 PM
i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-12-30 02:04:49 PM
At least it wasn't a killer whale photobomb!
 
2013-12-30 02:06:16 PM
www.freeladders.com
 
2013-12-30 02:07:11 PM

dittybopper: halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]

Do you have the original of that?


snarkerati.com
 
2013-12-30 02:24:36 PM
A shark in the ocean, you say?  Well, stop the farking pressess, Ric Romero - you've got tonight's lead!
 
2013-12-30 02:27:12 PM

flak attack: dittybopper: halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]

Do you have the original of that?

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]


OK, it's finally starting to not be funny any more.
 
2013-12-30 02:29:02 PM

doyner: A Cave Geek: Meh.  Not being an expert...Look at the tail fin...A dolphin may not be ruled out...

It's a dolphin.


Dolphin.
 
2013-12-30 02:35:37 PM
Caption it with "SOON": Insta-meme.
 
2013-12-30 02:38:46 PM

MrBallou: flak attack: dittybopper: halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]

Do you have the original of that?

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

OK, it's finally starting to not be funny any more.


This. Starting to get sick of it.
 
2013-12-30 02:45:23 PM
My favorite silhouette-in-the-waves pic:

wtfbot.net
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

/Hot like the Vaults of Zin.
 
2013-12-30 02:50:14 PM

flak attack: dittybopper: halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]

Do you have the original of that?

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]


My favorite one-two punch.
 
2013-12-30 02:51:39 PM
Guess I should have closed that with a sarcasm tag.
 
2013-12-30 02:59:41 PM

MrBallou: If it's a shark, it would just eat the boys.

If it's a dolphin, it would maliciously kill them and everyone they love if it had a chance.

You don't fark with dolphins.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-30 03:02:56 PM
scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-12-30 03:04:12 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: MrBallou: flak attack: dittybopper: halfpastnvr: Speaking of photobombs....

[img.fark.net image 479x318]

Do you have the original of that?

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]

OK, it's finally starting to not be funny any more.

This. Starting to get sick of it.


I don't know why, but I laugh every single time somebody gets hooked with with the 'original' photo bit.  It really is a masterful play on the need for poorly shopped Harry Potter porn.
 
2013-12-30 03:20:10 PM

sillydragon: My favorite silhouette-in-the-waves pic:

[wtfbot.net image 700x467]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

/Hot like the Vaults of Zin.


WTF IS THAT?
 
2013-12-30 03:33:20 PM
Where is the plastic dinosaur in the volcano pic ?
 
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