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(Web Pro News)   It was bad enough that Tori Spelling's husband was constantly demanding sex but he crossed a line when he actually started getting it   (webpronews.com) divider line 74
    More: Followup, Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, sexless marriage, Us Weekly, nightmares  
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2013-12-30 10:29:43 AM
Radar Online previously reported that McDermott cheated because he was constantly wanting sex from Spelling. Spelling complained to her friends about this just months prior to the cheating scandal reveal.
 
2013-12-30 10:30:23 AM
[familyguythrowupscene.jpg]

*shakes tiny fist at Fark for throwing away pic.
 
2013-12-30 11:29:26 AM
"Before Spelling and McDermott married,they cheated on their previous spouses with one another. "

Word to the wise:  If they're willing to cheat WITH you...they're going to cheat ON you.
 
2013-12-30 12:19:12 PM
So she can't act and has a sham marriage?

Did she join Scientology too?
 
2013-12-30 12:38:57 PM

A Cave Geek: "Before Spelling and McDermott married,they cheated on their previous spouses with one another. "

Word to the wise:  If they're willing to cheat WITH you...they're going to cheat ON you.


THIS
and 
DUH!
 
2013-12-30 12:55:23 PM
I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?
 
2013-12-30 12:59:17 PM
O---------o
 
2013-12-30 01:08:48 PM
Tori is obsessed with having a picture perfect family, and thinks it's a big part of her image. Commenting or addressing the cheating would taint that image.

Obviously, the image needed more taint.
 
2013-12-30 01:09:39 PM

Cletus C.: Tori is obsessed with having a picture perfect family, and thinks it's a big part of her image. Commenting or addressing the cheating would taint that image.

Obviously, the image needed more taint.


nice
 
2013-12-30 01:10:36 PM
If you can read that and not feel dirty you have no soul.
 
2013-12-30 01:10:59 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?


I don't know, maybe he just got out of prison or a monastery or something.
 
2013-12-30 01:13:27 PM

Gordon Bennett: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?

I don't know, maybe he just got out of prison or a monastery or something.


She may not be much to look at, but that forehead is a nice target for facials.
 
2013-12-30 01:15:59 PM

Diogenes: Gordon Bennett: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?

I don't know, maybe he just got out of prison or a monastery or something.

She may not be much to look at, but that forehead is a nice target for facials.


I always figured that the weird divot in her bad plastic titties would make a great target.
 
2013-12-30 01:24:09 PM
All she had to do was say "I'll meet you in the bedroom" and then he'd spend the next ten years going through the bazillion rooms in their mansion.
 
2013-12-30 01:30:46 PM
"She has never completely trusted him and has always kept very close tabs on Dean. But despite all that, Dean still cheated."


So she's an overbearing ice queen and is surprised he cheated on her?

Wow
 
2013-12-30 01:33:30 PM
The mistress' name was Goodhand? That is precious. With a last name like that, she better...
 
2013-12-30 01:37:01 PM

HKWolf: The mistress' name was Goodhand? That is precious. With a last name like that, she better...


Make great sandwiches?
 
2013-12-30 01:40:41 PM
Didn't trust him, kept an eye on him, claims he wanted sex too much.

She sounds like a great catch.  I'm sure she'll have no trouble finding a new man.
 
2013-12-30 01:41:03 PM

dragonchild: HKWolf: The mistress' name was Goodhand? That is precious. With a last name like that, she better...

Make great sandwiches?


Or be really great at cards...or hand jobs. But whatever...
 
2013-12-30 01:41:13 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: "She has never completely trusted him and has always kept very close tabs on Dean. But despite all that, Dean still cheated."


So she's an overbearing ice queen and is surprised he cheated on her?

Wow


I don't condone cheating, or cheaters, but it strikes me that those two behaviors make it far more likely to happen than not.
 
2013-12-30 01:44:37 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Diogenes: Gordon Bennett: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?

I don't know, maybe he just got out of prison or a monastery or something.

She may not be much to look at, but that forehead is a nice target for facials.

I always figured that the weird divot in her bad plastic titties would make a great target.


Is it wrong that I want to see that?
 
2013-12-30 01:45:23 PM

TV's Vinnie: All she had to do was say "I'll meet you in the bedroom" and then he'd spend the next ten years going through the bazillion rooms in their mansion.




You must be thinking if her fathers mansion. Tori was cut out of the will and her stepmother got everything.
 
2013-12-30 01:46:57 PM
I rather enjoy the fact that TFA ends by saying that their relationship began when they each cheated on previous significant others with each other. The Weeners then goes on to hold Tori up as some sort of saint when the truth of the matter is they're both terrible people who deserve one another.

/he needs to be open about his polyamory, monogamy clearly doesn't work for him
//she needs to stay out of relationships altogether
 
2013-12-30 01:50:54 PM

HKWolf: The mistress' name was Goodhand? That is precious. With a last name like that, she better...


Goodhand is OK, but Im looking for last names like Greathead, Tastypuss and Doesanal.
 
2013-12-30 01:51:38 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: You must be thinking if her fathers mansion. Tori was cut out of the will and her stepmother got everything.


And she was cut out of the will because she cheated on her first hubby and basically turned the giant storybook wedding her father threw for her into a clownshow.

Schadenfreude is the best freude.
 
2013-12-30 01:52:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: The Weeners then goes on to hold Tori up...



Go on...
 
2013-12-30 01:53:38 PM

Diogenes: Gordon Bennett: IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?

I don't know, maybe he just got out of prison or a monastery or something.

She may not be much to look at, but that forehead is a nice target for facials.


Peter North approves your comment.
 
2013-12-30 01:55:49 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Didn't trust him, kept an eye on him, claims he wanted sex too much.

She sounds like a great catch.  I'm sure she'll have no trouble finding a new man.


Hopefully it will be a fully certified plastic surgeon/miracle worker.
 
2013-12-30 01:59:00 PM

EyeballKid: The My Little Pony Killer: The Weeners then goes on to hold Tori up...


Go on...


Hehe, that's what I get for posting as I'm digesting my morning coffee.
 
2013-12-30 01:59:27 PM
First, who the hell cares. Second, give it up or he'll get it somewhere else.
 
2013-12-30 02:02:30 PM
After her cosmetic surgery, there wouldn't have been anything in the world that would make me have sex with that woman.

Before it, I might have considered it if I were slightly inebriated.

/Has never been inebriated, so doesn't know for sure.
 
2013-12-30 02:06:04 PM
Doesn't surprise me at all. I've always found horse's to be very temperamental and easily upset.

\\ Nhey!
 
2013-12-30 02:06:09 PM
So let me get this straight... They cheated on their previous respective husband and wife with each other. Then they got married. She won't sex him up like he wants. He banged out some other woman and got caught. He apparently fessed up and offered to move out - and she's insinsting that he stay.

Sounds like they need to take the leap and have an open marriage. Or at least she could allow him to have a mistress. This monogamy thing don't seem to be their cup of tea. Forcing it anyway isn't going to make either of them happy.

And gay couples who have wanted to get married to each other for years are somehow the ones destroying the "sanctity of marriage". Sheesh.
 
2013-12-30 02:12:04 PM
Sex with Tori Spelling is what I think of when I need to rid myself of a pesky boner.
 
2013-12-30 02:19:11 PM

PreMortem: Second, give it up or he'll get it somewhere else.


Sure, when it's dish washing and laundry, she's fine when somebody else does the work she doesn't want to do!
 
2013-12-30 02:19:24 PM

Dragonflew: Sex with Tori Spelling is what I think of when I need to rid myself of a pesky boner.


Call me "Old School", but I found that farking someone is a great way to get rid of a pesky boner. Blowjobs seem to work as well.
 
2013-12-30 02:20:00 PM
This thread is doing just fine without pics.
 
2013-12-30 02:22:29 PM
Tori Spelling makes Ashlee Simpson seem hot.
 
2013-12-30 02:23:44 PM
Who would cheat on this?
www.stars-without-makeup.com
 
2013-12-30 02:28:28 PM

don't understand: Who would cheat on this?
[www.stars-without-makeup.com image 820x1044]


Are you gonna post a picture of yourself next, so that we can determine whether or not your wife should cheat on you?
 
2013-12-30 02:30:13 PM

A Cave Geek: "Before Spelling and McDermott married,they cheated on their previous spouses with one another. "

Word to the wise:  If they're willing to cheat WITH you...they're going to cheat ON you.


My ex did it. She married the main guy she cheated on me with and about 2 years later she was cheating on him. I am thankful every day I dodged that bullet, he however had a kid with her and is stuck dealing with her for a long time now.
 
2013-12-30 02:38:44 PM

cryinoutloud: don't understand: Who would cheat on this?
[www.stars-without-makeup.com image 820x1044]

Are you gonna post a picture of yourself next, so that we can determine whether or not your wife should cheat on you?


And from this day forward, farkers will never again mock the appearance of celebrities.
 
2013-12-30 02:40:13 PM
It looks like they have four kids so he must have gotten it at least four times.

/That would be enough for me with her.
 
2013-12-30 02:40:42 PM

don't understand: Who would cheat on this?
[www.stars-without-makeup.com image 820x1044]


To be fair he's no prize either.  His eyes are so close together they are almost touching. I bet when he gets sleep in his eyes, it's one big eye booger in the center of his face.
 
2013-12-30 02:44:13 PM
OMG. Who farking cares?
 
2013-12-30 02:55:15 PM

Cletus C.: cryinoutloud: don't understand: Who would cheat on this?
[www.stars-without-makeup.com image 820x1044]

Are you gonna post a picture of yourself next, so that we can determine whether or not your wife should cheat on you?

And from this day forward, farkers will never again mock the appearance of celebrities.


Or we'll be forced to see photos of farkers we'd rather not see. Kills the romance of it all.
 
2013-12-30 03:01:01 PM
During the holidays mom had me watch a lifetime movie with Tori in it. It was another version of a Christmas Carol and she was the Scrooge character in it. After watching it I would have cheated on her too.
 
2013-12-30 03:10:46 PM
I once cheated on my spouse as a result of her receiving an 'unsatisfactory' on her performance review.
 
2013-12-30 03:12:56 PM
Yet another female that believed she could withhold sex from her mate based on the power of marriage and her magical vagina he would just wait around until you grudgingly let him punch it once a month while you texted on your phone.
 
2013-12-30 03:16:33 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm not sure which is more questionable behavior, cheating on Tori or wanting to sex her?


How can you ruin Christmas for a Jew? Close a Chinese restaurant?
 
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