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(New York Daily News)   Call girl says Eliot Spitzer was into violent role-playing, especially choking. In related news, Eliot Spitzer signs as Mets' bullpen coach   (nydailynews.com) divider line 52
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2013-12-30 11:10:40 AM
As much as they were charging I'd feel a need to choke someone too.
 
2013-12-30 11:14:55 AM
Manhattan prosecutors insisted she continue seeing clients while working undercover - and then forced her to turn over all of her earnings and gifts, the sultry blond said in her talk with The News.

Is that even legal? Did any of this even happen? How much is true and how much is made up to help gin up sales of her upcoming book.

How the hell did the guy from the Spin Doctors show up in this story?

As far as I'm concerned there's isn't a lot of credibility to be found on either side of this he said/she said debacle.
 
2013-12-30 11:25:27 AM
Why limit him to the bullpen?
 
2013-12-30 11:28:13 AM
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 11:36:16 AM
Okay. The first among you who does not like being choked during sex, or the feeling of hot, warm arms around your neck squeezing ever so lovingly and tight that you can't breath-ohgodyes.
 
2013-12-30 11:39:14 AM
Gristina said Sunday she doesn't believe Woodard ever saw Spitzer. Woodard was a "B-level girl," Gristina said

Hahahaa... ouch.
 
2013-12-30 11:45:54 AM

hardinparamedic: Okay. The first among you who does not like being choked during sex, or the feeling of hot, warm arms around your neck squeezing ever so lovingly and tight that you can't breath-ohgodyes.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-30 11:46:31 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-30 11:49:55 AM
Damn that guy oozes beady eyed creep.
 
2013-12-30 11:50:32 AM
...The Mets' bullpen is into choking other people, what with their above-average performance in 2013?

I don't get it.
 
2013-12-30 11:53:26 AM
"I sat in that shower for a long, long time and I cried and I prayed and I prayed. I was so scared and I hoped that I would be forgiven," said the leggy, sultry, seductress
 
2013-12-30 11:57:27 AM
He was really into his half-orc barbarian character.
 
2013-12-30 12:00:43 PM
Came for Cheryl Tunt. Leaving happy.

/Phrasing
 
2013-12-30 12:01:22 PM
You've already been paid for what you did with Spitzer. Part of that money you received was so that you would shut the fark up about what happened.


/Don't breach the contract
 
2013-12-30 12:06:32 PM
Fap.
 
2013-12-30 12:08:11 PM
ok i read the whole thing and have trouble believing any thing other than the names of people involved. it's all too self serving for the daily news and the woman. that she is pimping her book doesn't help her validity.

but i did like the part where the baby daddy took the kid and it was weeks later before mom cared. and only then when she got served.

But in 2005, Barron picked up 6-year-old Isabella from Woodard's home and never returned. Woodard received court papers weeks later informing her that Barron had filed for custody.
 
2013-12-30 12:08:36 PM
Choking? No thanks.
Being choked? No thanks.

Occaissionally holding my breath while jerking off? Hell yes.

/I hope it isn't a gateway orgasm.
 
2013-12-30 12:09:37 PM
What, no Nigella Lawson jokes yet?
 
2013-12-30 12:10:42 PM

Curious: ok i read the whole thing and have trouble believing any thing other than the names of people involved. it's all too self serving for the daily news and the woman. that she is pimping her book doesn't help her validity.


Little miss can't be wrong.
 
2013-12-30 12:10:53 PM
Pretend violent role playing?
www.larping.org
 
2013-12-30 12:13:30 PM

Curious: ok i read the whole thing and have trouble believing any thing other than the names of people involved. it's all too self serving for the daily news and the woman. that she is pimping her book doesn't help her validity.

but i did like the part where the baby daddy took the kid and it was weeks later before mom cared. and only then when she got served.

But in 2005, Barron picked up 6-year-old Isabella from Woodard's home and never returned. Woodard received court papers weeks later informing her that Barron had filed for custody.


Who knows with this person, but many people spend time trying to work things out prior to going to court over them. Especially if things were worked out semi-amicably in short time in the past, I can easily see a few weeks.

We have no idea whether the father was good with the kid and it was fine if he had her for a couple weeks.

I like how you see a biased article and then decide that if one side is biased the truth must be the complete opposite.
 
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2013-12-30 12:17:02 PM

quatchi: Is that even legal?


No.

But neither are cops beating people to death because they're angry at some unrelated thing. Neither is 90% of what the NSA is up to. Also, political corruption.

But agents of our government have long stopped even pretending to act in legal ways.
 
2013-12-30 12:20:23 PM
Maybe Spitzer will sign Anthony Weiner as the bullpen catcher, since he's so adept at flashing hand signals.
 
2013-12-30 12:22:18 PM
Okay, so Eliot Spitzer is a corrupt politician who resigned from office after a scandal involving prostitution.

I get that he's a dirtbag.

But what does it matter what his personal fetishes are or are not? This really seems like a character assassination, not a news story. She's a call girl -- I'm not saying she deserves to be choked or anything like that, but she did this for a living. Having never been a whore, I can't really say whether or not what her client desired from her was out of the ordinary, but I'm willing to speculate that as a whore you're often asked to do many degrading or taboo things.

In which case, this isn't really news. Other than another hit piece on someone who is already done like dinner.
 
2013-12-30 12:33:06 PM
Won't read cuz what's wrong with a bit of choking during sex? Light B&D never hurt nobody.
 
2013-12-30 12:34:11 PM

Smackledorfer: I like how you see a biased article and then decide that if one side is biased the truth must be the complete opposite.


what? Fark hasn't taught you that?
 
2013-12-30 12:35:02 PM
Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.
 
2013-12-30 12:43:41 PM

Weatherkiss: Okay, so Eliot Spitzer is a corrupt politician who resigned from office after a scandal involving prostitution.

I get that he's a dirtbag.

But what does it matter what his personal fetishes are or are not? This really seems like a character assassination, not a news story. She's a call girl -- I'm not saying she deserves to be choked or anything like that, but she did this for a living. Having never been a whore, I can't really say whether or not what her client desired from her was out of the ordinary, but I'm willing to speculate that as a whore you're often asked to do many degrading or taboo things.

In which case, this isn't really news. Other than another hit piece on someone who is already done like dinner.


First, it helps if you don't use the word "whore," makes you sound judgmental.

Second, it's a confluence.  It is news because she's selling a book, it is news because choke-sex is actually pretty expensive (the sex trade always involves danger for the seller, and bondage games/torture sex tends to be how a serial killer starts), it is news because a lot of people want more porn in their lives but don't want to be open about it and reading a porn story on the news is a way of pretending, and it is news because the aristocrats have been looking bad for a week and need a distraction saying, "see?!  Deviant liberal!  Stop paying attention to finance crimes and the NSA!!"
 
2013-12-30 12:50:50 PM
I move that once someone leaves office due to some sort of scandal- especially of the cheating on your trophy spouse variety- it's time to maroon that person on Ceti Alpha V, or at least that they have the consideration to disappear from public life into eternity.
 
2013-12-30 12:55:10 PM
Two things that we need to do:

1. Make prostitution fully legal and taxable

2. In return, prosties are bound by a Hooker/John Confidentiality clause, like patients have with doctors. This way, people can get as freaky as they can afford, and not have to worry about some biznatch backstabbing them later.
 
2013-12-30 01:17:00 PM
One, two princes kneel before you
That what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now
This one he got a princely racket
That's what I said now
Got some Big Seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
 
2013-12-30 01:21:01 PM
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-12-30 01:23:28 PM

Weatherkiss: this isn't really news. Other than another hit piece on someone who is already done like dinner.


Spitzer is the kind of loathsome scum that needs to periodically be stomped on to remind voters of what he is and to prevent him from ever rising to a position of power again. Not because he uses prostitutes, but because he's an evil, power-mad, slime-encrusted weasel.
 
2013-12-30 01:46:13 PM

that bosnian sniper: What, no Nigella Lawson jokes yet?



Nigella, please.
 
2013-12-30 02:03:20 PM

Weatherkiss: This really seems like a character assassination


Which he did for a living as attorney general and governor, so if he wants to dish it out he should damn well take it. I hope to hell Silda takes his ass to the cleaners.

jjorsett: Spitzer is the kind of loathsome scum that needs to periodically be stomped on to remind voters of what he is and to prevent him from ever rising to a position of power again. Not because he uses prostitutes, but because he's an evil, power-mad, slime-encrusted weasel.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-12-30 02:10:12 PM

jjorsett: Weatherkiss: this isn't really news. Other than another hit piece on someone who is already done like dinner.

Spitzer is the kind of loathsome scum that needs to periodically be stomped on to remind voters of what he is and to prevent him from ever rising to a position of power again. Not because he uses prostitutes, but because he's an evil, power-mad, slime-encrusted weasel.


Not by practices that paint the rest of the populace as equally deviant; or portrays acts that some might consider well within the bounds of sexual play as somehow being worse than or a party to sexual assault.
Plus, as has been brought up in this thread, it serves to hide or undermine the severity of un-ethical or possible illegal acts on the part of those who are trying to "stomp on".  Unless pimping in the line of duty is now considered standard LE investigative practice.
 
2013-12-30 02:11:06 PM
On that night, no chickens were choked.
 
2013-12-30 02:12:35 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.


Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.
 
2013-12-30 02:26:30 PM

zarberg: aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.

Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.


NONONONONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST.

This may be a trigger for some people.

/Christ, is this the dating pool these days?
 
2013-12-30 02:34:25 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Came for Cheryl Tunt. Leaving happy.

/Phrasing


//BOOM
 
2013-12-30 02:36:17 PM

Needlessly Complicated: zarberg: aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.

Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.

NONONONONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST.

This may be a trigger for some people.

/Christ, is this the dating pool these days?


It sounds like you have a story or two to tell.
 
2013-12-30 02:39:58 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "I sat in that shower for a long, long time and I cried and I prayed and I prayed. I was so scared and I hoped that I would be forgiven," said the leggy, sultry, seductress


* Unzips pants *

Please proceed
 
2013-12-30 02:41:59 PM

Needlessly Complicated: zarberg: aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.

Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.

NONONONONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST.

This may be a trigger for some people.

/Christ, is this the dating pool these days?


Calm down there, Sparky, she asked me to after asking me to tie her up and spank her.

I'd never do any of those things first unless given the go-ahead. Was just pointing out that it's the shy, quiet ones who will surprise you.
 
2013-12-30 02:48:42 PM
I'm conflicted.  On the one hand, consenting adults should be able to do what ever they want.

On the other hand, this guy is a creepy sack of shiat.
 
2013-12-30 04:29:13 PM

zarberg: Needlessly Complicated: zarberg: aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.

Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.

NONONONONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST.

This may be a trigger for some people.

/Christ, is this the dating pool these days?

Calm down there, Sparky, she asked me to after asking me to tie her up and spank her.

I'd never do any of those things first unless given the go-ahead. Was just pointing out that it's the shy, quiet ones who will surprise you.


Ok... Consent is where it's at and I have no problem if that's how some folks get their sploosh on. I just got the (mistaken) impression that you and the user you responded to liked to Surprise! choke. I merely posted as a general warning in case there were other dudes (or girls) out there who had gotten the same impression and wanted to surprise someone. That particular activity freaks me out and I imagine I'm not the only one. (No particular reason for me, it just does.)

*ahem* carry on.
 
2013-12-30 04:50:47 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.


Hell, when I first realized this I thought it was weird. I'm still not a fan. But, you're right. Almost every girl loves it. I have zero urge to do it, but...yeah sometimes she's going to get tied down, spanked, maybe some stern words and a slap or two. For some reason they love that shiat. Whatever. Even though I get next to nothing out of it, if it helps you get off, I'm game I guess.
 
2013-12-30 04:54:47 PM
Isn't he just expressing his faith?
 
2013-12-30 05:23:11 PM

jjorsett: Weatherkiss: this isn't really news. Other than another hit piece on someone who is already done like dinner.

Spitzer is the kind of loathsome scum that needs to periodically be stomped on to remind voters of what he is and to prevent him from ever rising to a position of power again. Not because he uses prostitutes, but because he's an evil, power-mad, slime-encrusted weasel.


Like David Vitter, the pro-rape whoremonger who's still in office?   I don't think Eliot Spitzer is getting back up, I mean I could be wrong but I really think we have better targets.

Hell, if it's just SO important to not target Republicans because you're not a partisan democrat hack and no other reason no-sir-re-bob how about Charlie Farkmothering Rangel?  Dude doesn't have a sex scandal (please tell me he doesn't have a sex scandal, *hurl noises*) but he fits the bill of power-mad, slime-encrusted weasel.
 
2013-12-30 10:53:41 PM

Needlessly Complicated: get their sploosh on.


Dear gawd, that is a thing of beauty.

I'ma steal it!

/All intellectual property is theft.
//See what I did there?
///The Charm.
 
2013-12-31 05:11:19 AM

zarberg: Needlessly Complicated: zarberg: aintnuttintofarkwith: Maybe not a 'choke,' but definitely a firm grip around the neck -- in my experience, every single girl has responded incredibly positively to it. Stories get told, and it leads to more happy customers. A little hair-pulling, too.

Don't make it painful, but let them know who's in charge.

Even the shy quiet ones will surprise you.

NONONONONONONONONO. DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST.

This may be a trigger for some people.

/Christ, is this the dating pool these days?

Calm down there, Sparky, she asked me to after asking me to tie her up and spank her.

I'd never do any of those things first unless given the go-ahead. Was just pointing out that it's the shy, quiet ones who will surprise you.


Anyone surprised by shy, quiet people being submissive and masochistic wasn't paying much attention from the get-go.

Also, over-achieving perfectionists will probably tend that way as well. Some guys think I'm dominant because I'm such a perfectionist but, Jesus, I don't want to have to micromanage sex too. It's your turn. I've been a masochist since before I really knew what sex was though, and I get horribly embarrassed for guys who think light spanking and gentle playful half-assed "let's experiment" stuff is what I meant. No, I meant bruises. Real ones. If I'm not a little nervous about whether or not I can handle it, you're probably going to bore me.

/more of a switch now
//in my experience, dominant/sadistic guys can spot the girls who like this stuff a mile away, so maybe you have a preference you just haven't recognized yet
 
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