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(Fox News)   Fox News uses its 11,263rd article about Duck Dynasty to lament that the media is more obsessed over the Duck Dynasty story than other important stories like Obamacare's failure and Benghazi, which is totally a scandal now hadn't you heard?   (foxnews.com) divider line 87
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2013-12-30 09:44:26 AM
I remember when Benghazi was just a little bit of a scandal, and now it's a total scandal.  Sigh!  They grow up so fast.
 
2013-12-30 12:20:50 PM
*drink*
 
2013-12-30 12:38:32 PM
Yeah, now that the "War on Christmas" is at a truce for another 11 months and the debate over whether or not Jesus and Santa were white is over, we can go back to Benghazi.
 
2013-12-30 12:57:56 PM
I know even asking this is fail, but, if the deck must be cleared for Hilary why would said deck need clearing more than two years before the primary?

That being said, Facebook was entertaining when the NYT article came out as my crazy aunt gave herself carpal tunnel posting every "expert" offering up the argument "nuh-huh!" and "Whatever, Jew Black Lies liberal eleitests!"
 
2013-12-30 01:02:38 PM
Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.
 
2013-12-30 01:09:32 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I know even asking this is fail, but, if the deck must be cleared for Hilary why would said deck need clearing more than two years before the primary?


Nobody said that. FTFA: 'Rogers said only: "I find the timing odd." '

Vague, ominous hints, FTW.
 
2013-12-30 01:10:26 PM

Mugato: Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.


Meh.  Yellow journalism is nothing new.
 
2013-12-30 01:21:12 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I know even asking this is fail, but, if the deck must be cleared for Hilary why would said deck need clearing more than two years before the primary?

That being said, Facebook was entertaining when the NYT article came out as my crazy aunt gave herself carpal tunnel posting every "expert" offering up the argument "nuh-huh!" and "Whatever, Jew Black Lies liberal eleitests!"


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-30 01:24:19 PM

Diogenes: Mugato: Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.

Meh.  Yellow journalism is nothing new.


flowtv.org

Rats Wacist
 
2013-12-30 01:31:43 PM
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Because Benghazi.
 
2013-12-30 01:41:47 PM
Obamacare smuggled weapons into Libya and then touched Benghazi during summer camp.
 
2013-12-30 01:43:08 PM
From the start, there has been something about this story that hit all the hot buttons. It's been a brief plunge back into the culture wars that feels a bit out of place in 2013, when 18 states now allow same-sex marriage.

Wait, did Fox News just concede that gay marriage is the norm now?
 
2013-12-30 01:43:09 PM

Diogenes: Mugato: Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.

Meh.  Yellow journalism is nothing new.


Remember the Maine! To Hell with Spain! Sabotage of the USS Maine! Mines in the harbor!
 
2013-12-30 01:43:15 PM
There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.
 
2013-12-30 01:44:11 PM
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2013-12-30 01:44:26 PM

Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.


Yeah, at least he didn't invade Iraq and cause 5000 American deaths and half a million Iraqi deaths. Wew.
 
2013-12-30 01:44:33 PM

Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.


HURP DURP DURP
 
2013-12-30 01:44:44 PM

Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.


No real ones, anyway.
 
2013-12-30 01:45:45 PM
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2013-12-30 01:46:32 PM

Trivia Jockey: From the start, there has been something about this story that hit all the hot buttons. It's been a brief plunge back into the culture wars that feels a bit out of place in 2013, when 18 states now allow same-sex marriage.

Wait, did Fox News just concede that gay marriage is the norm now?


Not only that, it was all the idea of Republicans. (I guarantee they claim complete credit by the time it's allowed in 50 states)
 
2013-12-30 01:46:42 PM
Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.

so we can get you on record saying that this is certainly not impeachment-worthy?
 
2013-12-30 01:46:46 PM

Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.


Defending against fake attacks does not equate to defending everything the man has done in office.
 
2013-12-30 01:47:39 PM

Trivia Jockey: Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.

No real ones, anyway.


There are legit scandals, ie extension of the PATRIOT act.

But for every legit one, there's about 100 bullshiat ones.

/TERRORIST FIST BUMP!
 
2013-12-30 01:48:43 PM
As if Fox News had nothing to say about Fill Robert'send the past few weeks.
 
2013-12-30 01:51:43 PM

Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.


Benghazi? A scandal? Just because Obama played cards while 4 Americans died. Obama has sentenced far more Americans to death with the obamacare debacle.


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...
 
2013-12-30 01:52:36 PM
Some Farker said that the Knockout Game hype would be dead after 12/14.  I thought that was an odd thing to say and then White Santa happened on 12/12 and the Duck Dynasty thing soon after which completely knocked the Knockout Game (pun intended) out of the news cycle.

Whomever you are, I have to ask:  are you a wizard?
 
2013-12-30 01:52:59 PM
Ben Ghazzi was pretty good in "Roadhouse."
 
2013-12-30 01:53:21 PM

Lee451: Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.

Benghazi? A scandal? Just because Obama played cards while 4 Americans died. Obama has sentenced far more Americans to death with the obamacare debacle.


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


I applaud your unwavering battle against reality.  True perseverance.
 
2013-12-30 01:53:55 PM
Fox News uses its 11,263rd article about Duck Dynasty

At least it isn't the 128,475th headline at Fark whining about Fox News.
 
2013-12-30 01:55:09 PM
That puts them well over 100 Duck Dynasty articles ahead of Fark Duck Dynasty greenlights.
 
2013-12-30 01:55:22 PM

Lee451: /If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


Meanwhile, if he gave a child a lollipop, you would claim he's trying to give children diabetes.
 
2013-12-30 01:55:41 PM
Lee451:


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


Oh, NOW people from Virginia don't fark geese anymore? I tell you, when you hate someone, everything they do becomes offensive.
 
2013-12-30 01:55:55 PM

Rapmaster2000: Some Farker said that the Knockout Game hype would be dead after 12/14.  I thought that was an odd thing to say and then White Santa happened on 12/12 and the Duck Dynasty thing soon after which completely knocked the Knockout Game (pun intended) out of the news cycle.

Whomever you are, I have to ask:  are you a wizard?


This is the red queen rule of the Fox Rage-News CycleTM. They have to constantly churn as fast as they can to just keep in the same white hot glow of ever more boring things to fear. The knockout game will be back, when the proper fear the blacks message needs to be ginned up.
 
2013-12-30 01:56:47 PM

Diogenes: Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.

Defending against fake attacks does not equate to defending everything the man has done in office.


Defending ANYTHING Fartbama does = performing sloppy fellatio on him.

/it's true, i swear it is
 
2013-12-30 01:59:14 PM

Lee451: Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.

Benghazi? A scandal? Just because Obama played cards while 4 Americans died. Obama has sentenced far more Americans to death with the obamacare debacle.


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


I'm sorry, but do you have an extra chromosome?
 
2013-12-30 02:00:49 PM

Lee451: Obama has sentenced far more Americans to death with the obamacare debacle.


There is absolutely no way that can be a serious statement.  No way.
 
2013-12-30 02:01:03 PM
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R.I.P.  BEN CASEY
 
2013-12-30 02:01:15 PM
lockers: The knockout game will be back, when the proper fear the blacks message needs to be ginned up.

June 11, 2014. Book it.
 
2013-12-30 02:02:30 PM
Heard about what? I don't watch bigoted bullshiat like Fox News.
 
2013-12-30 02:06:23 PM
Fox is also outraged over the NYTimes' conclusion that al Qaeda wasn't involved in Benghazi. I don't know why they even bother refuting anything. Conservatives will believe anything Fox and Rush tell them to believe.

I guarantee, no Fox News fan or Dittohead has ever hollered "BULLSHIAT" at their TV or radio. So why don't they just lie about what the NYTimes reported?

I can hear Rush bloviating: "Folks, even the New York Times admits that Hillary personally directed al Qaeda to attack the embassy in Benghazi. The mainstreamliberal press will never tell you this stuff."

And then every right-wing knee in America jerks in unison.
 
2013-12-30 02:21:57 PM

Diogenes: Mugato: Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.

Meh.  Yellow journalism is nothing new.


Agrees
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2013-12-30 02:25:35 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Lee451:


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


Oh, NOW people from Virginia don't fark geese anymore? I tell you, when you hate someone, everything they do becomes offensive.


I have noticed this about you.
 
2013-12-30 02:26:21 PM
Protecting the feelings of a small group of people is more important than protecting a small embassy
 
2013-12-30 02:29:07 PM

Lee451: DROxINxTHExWIND: Lee451:


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


Oh, NOW people from Virginia don't fark geese anymore? I tell you, when you hate someone, everything they do becomes offensive.

I have noticed this about you.



Well, in my defense, if you were intelligent you'd hate bigots too.
 
2013-12-30 02:38:32 PM

Mugato: Fox News is such a ridiculous construct.


It's a real thing.  The real world, with real people, actually creates and popularizes Fox News.  Some people make important life decisions based on it.
 
2013-12-30 02:42:49 PM

Lee451: Phineas: There are no scandals while Obama is in office.  Merely a poor, befuddled president, who only means well.  It's OK if he screws up occasionally, because  hey, he's trying his best.

Benghazi? A scandal? Just because Obama played cards while 4 Americans died. Obama has sentenced far more Americans to death with the obamacare debacle.


/If Obama was caught farking a goose Fark would claim that he was only fluffing a pillow...


Playing cards?  Sounds like you've bought the lies of the Obama Regime hook, line, and sinker.

qstarnews.com
What we do know is that the Obama Junta will say anything to protect their leader.  The Obama Camarillo knows no bounds.  The Obama Coterie will go to any lengths to hide The Truth.
 
2013-12-30 02:51:49 PM

Rapmaster2000: The Obama Camarillo knows no bounds.


Did he have that Camarillo Brillo flamin' out along his head?
 
2013-12-30 03:08:16 PM
Can this be the last farking thread on this shiat???
 
2013-12-30 03:21:39 PM
And of course, zero mention of Snowden.
 
2013-12-30 03:22:32 PM
Hmm... a massive 7 page story from NYT or Fox & Friends conspiracy theorists yelling "na-uh!"

Let's see how our beloved freepers are handling this.

"NYTs Investigates." = COVERUP!
Whenever Benedict Arlen Sphincter "investigated" something, you KNEW it was a whitewash, a coverup, a propaganda hit piece.
Example? The freakin PRISTINE BULLET. Carcano 6.5, supposedly penetrated Kennedy and Connelly. Went through head, shoulders, arms and wrists. Ended up on the damn gurney in PRISTINE condition, with the bullet in tact, and all rifling identifiable.
SO SAID ARLEN SPHINCTER.
In the same exact vain, NYT is covering up for this lawless bunch in DC.
 
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