Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Blaze)   Despite near-endless vacations, Obama couldn't be bothered to go to Church on one of the holiest days of the year   (theblaze.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Obama, estimates, paper of record, First Lady Michelle Obama  
•       •       •

1281 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Dec 2013 at 9:54 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



141 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2013-12-30 08:05:14 AM  
who the hell still goes to church on October 31st?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-30 08:09:07 AM  
It's kind of cool in a surreal way to see into the alternate reality that right wing crazies live in.
 
2013-12-30 08:30:00 AM  
This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.
 
2013-12-30 08:37:01 AM  

Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.


What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-12-30 08:40:12 AM  
I bet instead of going to church they stayed home and gave each other gifts. Narcissists.
 
2013-12-30 08:46:32 AM  
Everyone goes on Christmas Eve, anyway.
 
2013-12-30 08:54:46 AM  
Yeah, holiest day would be Easter.  Second is probably Good Friday.  Christmas is up there, but it's not like God Himself is going to come down and smite you because you missed a day at church.

/or are they saying that Obama is the religious leader of the country?
 
2013-12-30 09:00:48 AM  

enry: Yeah, holiest day would be Easter.  Second is probably Good Friday.  Christmas is up there, but it's not like God Himself is going to come down and smite you because you missed a day at church.

/or are they saying that Obama is the religious leader of the country?


Anyone who thinks Christmas is one of the highest holy days on the Church calendar either goes to church only for Christmas, Easter, weddings and funerals, or just doesn't pay any attention.
 
2013-12-30 09:02:50 AM  
Duh!  Ramadan was two months ago.
 
2013-12-30 09:09:12 AM  
Nabb1:
Anyone who thinks Christmas is one of the highest holy days on the Church calendar either goes to church only for Christmas, Easter, weddings and funerals, or just doesn't pay any attention.

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the birth of Jesus is pretty high on the list.  Not quite up there with Easter, but Jesus is at least ostensibly a pretty big deal in Christianity.
 
2013-12-30 09:13:06 AM  
Good.
 
2013-12-30 09:16:24 AM  
Neither did Reagan. Well, obviously not this year but he didn't in the 80s either
 
2013-12-30 09:23:14 AM  
"Historically, watching the nation's first family head to church dressed in their Sunday best, especially around the holiday season, was something of a ritual," the Times noted.

So, a meaningless show.

I could go into religious litmus test and all, but this hatchet job just isn't worth it.
 
2013-12-30 09:23:37 AM  
Even submitter doesn't actually give a shiat.
 
2013-12-30 09:44:11 AM  
I LOL'd at the headline.
 
2013-12-30 09:57:57 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-30 09:58:06 AM  
So....is he a muslim or not?  I can't keep track.
 
2013-12-30 09:58:34 AM  

Flab: Duh!  Ramadan was two months ago.


I came to say this.
 
2013-12-30 09:59:21 AM  

czetie: Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.

What's his Fark handle?


If it's not "Bath House Barry" it damn well should be.

Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?
 
2013-12-30 10:01:02 AM  
I'm sure a local church would just be thrilled to deal with the Secret Service doing security scans of everybody coming in and sweeping every square inch of the building so the Obamas could attend.
 
2013-12-30 10:01:23 AM  
Someone go fetch my fainting couch.
 
2013-12-30 10:01:49 AM  

A Cave Geek: [31.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]


So stealing that.


As to TFA, whothehellcares.jpg
 
2013-12-30 10:02:02 AM  

Rixel: So....is he a muslim or not?  I can't keep track.


He's a mooslim whenever he's not in church listening to his preacher spread hatred for America.
 
2013-12-30 10:03:07 AM  

Barfmaker: Harrison J. Bounel


That's a new one on me.  Can someone explain?
 
2013-12-30 10:03:23 AM  

czetie: Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.

What's his Fark handle?


Barfmaker.

qorkfiend: czetie: Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.

What's his Fark handle?

If it's not "Bath House Barry" it damn well should be.

Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?


i can assure you that they are not patriots.
also, thank you adblock for making that pre coffee haze click as not worth it as it should have been.
 
2013-12-30 10:05:24 AM  
So sekret socialist nazi muslim  atheist? Or am I missing something?
 
2013-12-30 10:05:26 AM  

qorkfiend: czetie: Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


Awesome.

What's his Fark handle?

If it's not "Bath House Barry" it damn well should be.

Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?


Shouldn't that be indicted THEN arrested?

Frank Marshall is a random black guy a lot of birthers are SURE was Obama's REAL father.  Their reasoning is that since a white woman in the 60's was willing to sleep with a black man, then it stands to reason that she was obviously such a whore she slept with ALL the black men.

Dunno about Bounel.  Part of the social security number conspiracy theories, maybe?
 
2013-12-30 10:05:34 AM  

Barfmaker: This guy is as fraudulent as the day is long...Obama (aka "Bath House Barry" Soetoro, aka Harrison J. Bounel, aka Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) needs to be immediately arrested, then federally indicted, fully-prosecuted and imprisoned for life for the high-crimes of Fraud, Perjury, Treason, Subversion and Sedition against The Rule of Law and the American People post-haste.


this HAS to be fake.
 
2013-12-30 10:05:39 AM  

qorkfiend: Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?


Ok, without Goggling, I'm pretty sure Harrison J Bounel is the guy they say is the real owner of Obama's (fake) Social Security number. Frank Marshall Davis is Obama's real father and, I believe, a communist.
 
2013-12-30 10:06:24 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: I'm sure a local church would just be thrilled to deal with the Secret Service doing security scans of everybody coming in and sweeping every square inch of the building so the Obamas could attend.


Obamas don't go to church on the 25th: This headline and thread
Obamas go to church on the 25th: "Obamas ruin Christmas mass"
 
2013-12-30 10:06:32 AM  
If there was no other reason, this is the reason to love this man. He knows the whole god/church hoopdedoo is just for oldies and people who can't accept a universe with no human mind at the helm.

Good for you, Big O. I've been skipping church since I left for college.

www.ironydesign.com
 
2013-12-30 10:06:55 AM  
Good for him. Stop feeding the fundies.
 
2013-12-30 10:07:33 AM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 10:09:44 AM  

JerseyTim: qorkfiend: Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?

Ok, without Goggling, I'm pretty sure Harrison J Bounel is the guy they say is the real owner of Obama's (fake) Social Security number. Frank Marshall Davis is Obama's real father and, I believe, a communist.


Wasn't his real dad supposed to be Jimi Hendrix?  Or Malcolm X?  Or something along those lines?

/the real truth is that Obama was created from a composite sperm of Barack Obama Sr., Jimi Hendrix, Malcolm X, and Frank Marshall Davis, a la Julius from the documentary Twins.
 
2013-12-30 10:09:47 AM  

JerseyTim: qorkfiend: Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?

Ok, without Goggling, I'm pretty sure Harrison J Bounel is the guy they say is the real owner of Obama's (fake) Social Security number. Frank Marshall Davis is Obama's real father and, I believe, a communist.


Nailed it.

/Google confirms.
 
2013-12-30 10:10:40 AM  
Obama celebrates the birth of the messiah on August 4.
 
2013-12-30 10:11:21 AM  

kvinesknows: who the hell still goes to church on October 31st?



Lutherans.
 
2013-12-30 10:11:43 AM  
Wait there are people who actually pay attention to this stuff?

According to Mark Knoller of CBS News, Obama has gone to church 18 times during his time at the White House,

Oh, FFS. after what happened to Rev Wright I'm surprised he bothered going back at all.
 
2013-12-30 10:13:02 AM  

qorkfiend: JerseyTim: qorkfiend: Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?

Ok, without Goggling, I'm pretty sure Harrison J Bounel is the guy they say is the real owner of Obama's (fake) Social Security number. Frank Marshall Davis is Obama's real father and, I believe, a communist.

Nailed it.

/Google confirms.


Oh god, I've gone so far down the dark path, I may not be able to be saved.
 
2013-12-30 10:13:07 AM  

quatchi: Wait there are people who actually pay attention to this stuff?

According to Mark Knoller of CBS News, Obama has gone to church 18 times during his time at the White House,

Oh, FFS. after what happened to Rev Wright I'm surprised he bothered going back at all.



That's probably 15 times more than I've gone since he was elected.

/Sorry Grandma
//I'll try to go more.
 
2013-12-30 10:13:24 AM  
Matthew 6:5
 
2013-12-30 10:14:51 AM  

vpb: It's kind of cool in a surreal way to see into the alternate reality that right wing crazies live in.


Kind of how the whole Duck Dynasty thing was a window into the leftwingosphere's dingbattery.
 
2013-12-30 10:15:00 AM  

JerseyTim: qorkfiend: JerseyTim: qorkfiend: Also, who the hell are "Harrison J. Bounel" and "Frank Marshall Davis, Jr."?

Ok, without Goggling, I'm pretty sure Harrison J Bounel is the guy they say is the real owner of Obama's (fake) Social Security number. Frank Marshall Davis is Obama's real father and, I believe, a communist.

Nailed it.

/Google confirms.

Oh god, I've gone so far down the dark path, I may not be able to be saved.


You may as well surrender to the Dark Side.  I hear they have apple pie.
 
2013-12-30 10:15:56 AM  
"Bath House Barry" may be the ne plus ultra of Obama nicknames.

It has a certain simplicity and economy that you just don't get from "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers" and "IRS-One and Boogie Drone Productions"
 
2013-12-30 10:16:08 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: I'm sure a local church would just be thrilled to deal with the Secret Service doing security scans of everybody coming in and sweeping every square inch of the building so the Obamas could attend.


Real Americans wouldn't mind.
 
2013-12-30 10:16:26 AM  

quatchi: Wait there are people who actually pay attention to this stuff?

According to Mark Knoller of CBS News, Obama has gone to church 18 times during his time at the White House,

Oh, FFS. after what happened to Rev Wright I'm surprised he bothered going back at all.


So he has Ronald Reagan beat by 18 on the number of times he attended church while in office?
 
2013-12-30 10:20:31 AM  
Well it must be a scandle then, isn't it?
Christmas-gate!
Chris-gazi!!!
Benghazi-mas?

Darn you, fartB0ng0....
 
2013-12-30 10:21:53 AM  

sigdiamond2000: "Bath House Barry" may be the ne plus ultra of Obama nicknames.

It has a certain simplicity and economy that you just don't get from "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers" and "IRS-One and Boogie Drone Productions"


I don't know.  I still like the elegant "Fartbongo" the best.
 
2013-12-30 10:22:01 AM  

quatchi: Wait there are people who actually pay attention to this stuff?

According to Mark Knoller of CBS News, Obama has gone to church 18 times during his time at the White House,

Oh, FFS. after what happened to Rev Wright I'm surprised he bothered going back at all.


Oh my farking god, Mark Knoller. Author of such gems as:
-LOL Obama buys books
-Why Doesn't Obama Just Agree With the GOP Already?
-0b4m4 by the Numb3rs
-HEY EVERYONE I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW BUDGETS WORK
-Handshakegate

He's also a radio correspondent for WTOP despite sounding like a male version of Dianne Rehm (without the sharp intellect).
 
2013-12-30 10:22:18 AM  
Obama didn't go to church on the day that Christ wasn't actually born?

Guess what, neither did I.  Neither did anyone in my church - it cancelled Wednesday night services and told people to spend it with their families.  Now, it might be different if you go to a Catholic church, but not having Christmas services on Christmas's that don't fall on a Sunday (and only a shortened sermon then), has been pretty much standard for every Southern Baptist church I've been to in the last three decades.
 
Displayed 50 of 141 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter








In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report