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(Oregon Live)   Oregon man fights off 15 cops single handedly   (oregonlive.com) divider line 26
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2013-12-30 09:11:27 AM
I wonder if he used the "Quart of Blood" technique on them...
 
2013-12-30 09:22:53 AM
Beat Cops?
 
2013-12-30 09:23:00 AM
A Beaverton man

More like Beaverless, amirite?
 
2013-12-30 09:23:34 AM
Did he finish?
 
2013-12-30 09:27:21 AM
Article: Man does some meth, cops try to arrest him a bathroom, later "at least 15" of them arrive and take him into custody. So yeah, headline is to article as vitamin water label is to bottle contents.
 
2013-12-30 09:27:28 AM
Boy that's gotta be some commodation.  "And for being 1/15th of a team of highly skilled officers that somehow managed to manhandle a masturbating methhead..."
 
2013-12-30 09:28:54 AM

Flakeloaf: Article: Man does some meth, cops try to arrest him a bathroom, later "at least 15" of them arrive and take him into custody. So yeah, headline is to article as vitamin water label is to bottle contents.


So what, one or two of them took him in while the rest watched and played pocket pool?
 
2013-12-30 09:31:10 AM
I was kind of wondering if the cops were acting like henchmen in a kung-fu flick, approaching the hero only one at a time, each afraid to be next to Mr. Hot Potato when he reached his moment.
 
2013-12-30 09:33:16 AM

pueblonative: Flakeloaf: Article: Man does some meth, cops try to arrest him a bathroom, later "at least 15" of them arrive and take him into custody. So yeah, headline is to article as vitamin water label is to bottle contents.

So what, one or two of them took him in while the rest watched and played pocket pool?


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Sounds like some hot cops.
 
2013-12-30 09:34:42 AM
Masturbating Meth Ninja: The new movie from Tromeo entertainment.
 
2013-12-30 09:36:27 AM
Should have offered him a sandwich.
 
2013-12-30 09:37:19 AM
Finally a story with a happy ending.
 
2013-12-30 09:47:00 AM
This guy knows how to party.
 
2013-12-30 09:47:41 AM

BitwiseShift: Finally a story with a happy ending.


Lol you win the thread.
 
2013-12-30 09:48:12 AM
Its like the old joke.
media.tumblr.com
If the incredible hulk wants to sit down in the middle of busy shopping mall and start masturbating, there is really not a hellova lot anybody can do about it.
 
2013-12-30 10:00:04 AM
Roadhouse.
 
2013-12-30 10:11:49 AM
i273.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 10:20:18 AM
The responding officer lost radio contact while in the bar. The dispatcher went and sent a whole passel of cops to respond, thus the "more than a dozen" officers responding to a jerk-off.
 
2013-12-30 10:22:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-30 10:29:14 AM
submitted with a far better headline.
 
2013-12-30 10:35:37 AM
You just don't interrupt someone practicing to make a child. Is nothing sacred?
 
2013-12-30 10:58:53 AM
Isn't this a repeat from the weekend?
 
2013-12-30 11:03:25 AM
Shouldn't the headline have been...

"Man fends (beats) off 15 cops, then has a sandwich"
 
GBB
2013-12-30 11:07:42 AM

RainDawg: The responding officer lost radio contact while in the bar. The dispatcher went and sent a whole passel of cops to respond, thus the "more than a dozen" officers responding to a jerk-off.


Do they call him "Officer Who-saved-a-bunch-o-kids-from-a-burning-building"?  No.
But, you turn off your radio just once to pleasure yourself....
 
2013-12-30 01:49:28 PM

tetsoushima: Did he finish?


Jesus, dude! There are some things you just don't ask!

Did I ever tell you about my cousin Walter?
 
2013-12-30 03:55:46 PM
Methhead Man beats off 15 Cops.
 
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