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(Stuff.co.nz)   Finding the bacon when the refrigerator light has burned out just became that much easier   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 15
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-30 10:21:04 AM
Wouldn't it make more sense to use radium? When the light dims due to radioactive decay, you know the bacon has expired.
 
2013-12-30 11:46:47 AM
The method sees animal embryos injected with DNA from a jellyfish and was used to create the world's first glow-in-the-dark rabbits in Turkey earlier this year.

crashcomedy.net

We had glow in the dark rabbits back in '99
 
2013-12-30 11:50:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alba_%28rabbit%29
 
2013-12-30 12:11:57 PM
So in this case, I guess the age old question has been answered.

The light stays on.
 
2013-12-30 02:12:08 PM
If you can't find the bacon by pure instinct, or at least remember where you left it, you don't deserve the bacon.
 
2013-12-30 02:15:22 PM

doglover: We had glow in the dark rabbits back in '99


Did we?  Really?
Or do you mean we had fluorescent rabbits back in '99?

Also, the willful ignorince of reporters, who seem happy to refuse that there is a difference between fluorescence and bioluminescence, is incredibly irritating.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go check on my rat colonies.
 
2013-12-30 02:59:03 PM
Yup, totally glow in the dark, assuming your definition of dark involves flooding the room with UV light.
 
2013-12-30 04:46:57 PM

Ramien: If you can't find the bacon by pure instinct, or at least remember where you left it, you don't deserve the bacon.


Always bottom left of the bottom drawer like thing.  And at least one spare.
 
2013-12-30 05:28:37 PM
Bacon doesn't go in the fridge.
1. Get bacon
2. Cook bacon
3. Eat bacon
Repeat as needed
 
2013-12-30 05:28:37 PM
In what house does bacon survive long enough to require refrigeration?
 
2013-12-30 05:43:31 PM
Fluorescent, not phosphorescent. You'd still need a black light.
 
2013-12-30 07:37:39 PM

Cpl.D: In what house does bacon survive long enough to require refrigeration?


Perfect simulpost!
 
2013-12-30 10:10:00 PM
The Bacon is on the second shelf to the left with the eggs.  Light is already out and I don't need to have glowing bacon, this is not the Fallout universe.
 
2013-12-31 03:50:01 AM

chitownmike: Bacon doesn't go in the fridge.
1. Get bacon
2. Cook bacon
3. Eat bacon
Repeat as needed


Unless you render the hog less than an hour before frying your bacon you can't say you've ever truly had bacon, amirite?
 
2013-12-31 08:29:05 AM

chitownmike: Cpl.D: In what house does bacon survive long enough to require refrigeration?

Perfect simulpost!


You guys each deserve one internet!!!
 
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