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(Contact Music)   Vanilla Ice says he paved the way for Eminem, Bieber   (contactmusic.com) divider line 17
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2013-12-30 12:50:07 AM  
4 votes:
Perhaps he meant literally. I mean, you know, all those years working on a road crew and all.
2013-12-30 02:37:00 AM  
2 votes:
He might want to claim responsibility for AIDS, too... That might make him look less horrible.
2013-12-30 01:32:13 AM  
2 votes:
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laughs at vanilla ice
2013-12-30 03:08:31 PM  
1 votes:

Now, he just paves. And roofs. And installs bathrooms.

2013-12-30 09:55:03 AM  
1 votes:
What would Elvis say if he were alive today?


Get me out of this f*cking coffin!
2013-12-30 09:43:46 AM  
1 votes:
actually he paved the way for kanye west and other talentless button-pushing hack thieves.
2013-12-30 03:56:38 AM  
1 votes:

Skyrmion: [images.uulyrics.com image 301x300]


Imposter!
2013-12-30 02:20:24 AM  
1 votes:

GungFu: By cultural and societal rights, Vanilla Ice should have disappeared after his one-hit wonder and failed follow-up projects. He should have turned into a junkie, alcoholic, meth-head, gone broke, gone to jail, have multiple kids by multiple women, have his mansion repossessed, sued by former associates/ his family/ friends, busted for selling his ass to truck drivers for rent money, caught some venereal disease, sold his story to some tabloid, gone to jail again, back onto the drugs again, repeat rinse repeat until Robert Van WInkle, also known as Vanilla Ice appears in the obit of a small town newspaper in Nowheresville, USA.

That he's still well known, in the media, has money, is not a junkie, and not dead is surprising and somewhat commendable, the bastard.


a quick wiki scan says he tried to commit suicide, was on heroin, he's a wife beater, he pulled a gun on a homeless man, and he has/had a pet goat.

so there's that at least.
2013-12-30 02:17:34 AM  
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Brian Austin Green also deserves some blame for Bieber.


And KD Lang.
2013-12-30 01:32:19 AM  
1 votes:
Hey guys, did I mention I'm on this season's Celebrity Cook-off?!?

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2013-12-30 01:31:42 AM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: I think the Beastie Boys are more responsible for Eminem.

I'll give him Bieber.


And Kid Rock.

Throw'em all on the same pile.
2013-12-30 01:20:03 AM  
1 votes:
Inconceivable!  Ice seems like a nice dude, whereas whatever the Hell a Bieber is seems like a brat, and Eminem is responsible for EMinem.
2013-12-30 01:16:54 AM  
1 votes:
If people would voluntarily listen to Vanilla Ice, they'd be willing to listen to anyone.
2013-12-30 01:10:35 AM  
1 votes:
I think the Beastie Boys are more responsible for Eminem.

I'll give him Bieber.
2013-12-30 01:08:33 AM  
1 votes:
The road to Hell is paved with Justin Bieber.
2013-12-30 12:46:49 AM  
1 votes:
and David Cassidy paved the way for Vanilla Ice. an eternal golden braid.
2013-12-30 12:31:29 AM  
1 votes:
dnrta but...I can't say he's wrong.
 
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