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(SeattlePI)   Officers in Portland, Oregon were able to lure a naked mentally ill man off the ledge of a parking structure using: A) Money B) Drugs or C) A sandwich   (seattlepi.com) divider line 10
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2013-12-30 12:25:11 AM
4 votes:
Typical liberal city using taxpayers' money to hand out food to people too lazy to even get dressed.
2013-12-30 03:25:33 AM
3 votes:
Since it's Portland, I assume it was an Organic Locally Sourced Free Ranged Cooperative Farm Fresh Artisanal sandwich.
2013-12-30 02:39:36 AM
2 votes:
i can imagine myself on a ledge, pondering the enormity of burdens and fruitless endeavors, compounded by an incredibly short life span and the absence of love and recognition I feel I deserve. but if someone were to say to me then that they were kind enough to bring me a sandwich, and to enjoy it in the company of other sandwich eaters, that might be all i would need to step in from the ledge.  i cannot explain why.

/nudity optional
2013-12-30 12:53:49 AM
2 votes:
i'd get naked and go out on a ledge for a sandwich about now.

/reuben
2013-12-29 11:59:13 PM
2 votes:
So now we know, and can devise the correctly designed traps.
Once all the naked mentally ill men are captured by these sandwich snares and gathered up into one location for re-purposing, or so that their nutrients can be extracted and utilized,
only then can society move forward.
2013-12-30 10:06:55 AM
1 votes:

muck1969: i can imagine myself on a ledge, pondering the enormity of burdens and fruitless endeavors, compounded by an incredibly short life span and the absence of love and recognition I feel I deserve. but if someone were to say to me then that they were kind enough to bring me a sandwich, and to enjoy it in the company of other sandwich eaters, that might be all i would need to step in from the ledge.  i cannot explain why.

/nudity optional


...only to have your trust shattered when they snatch the sandwich back and descend upon you, slamming your face into the cold, unforgiving concrete. The officer who once held the sandwich grabs one of your arms and twists it like there are no bones holding it together and the only thing that stops you from crying out in agony is the knee of the second officer, which he slams into the middle of your back, pushing all of the wind from your lungs, leaving you gasping for life. And as the cuffs clink together and the steel bracelets pinch the skin on your wrists together you lay there staring at the sandwich that lays on the ground feet from your nose, wondering if they're still going to let you eat it.
2013-12-30 03:32:31 AM
1 votes:
I'm in Portland, scantily clad, and neurotic. Can I have a sandwich?
2013-12-30 03:07:18 AM
1 votes:
I bet they used the sandwich to lure him away from the ledge then took him into custody without letting him eat it, he probably had an IV dinner later though.
2013-12-30 03:07:03 AM
1 votes:
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2013-12-30 12:08:53 AM
1 votes:
Weird. Usually Portland cops lure mentally ill people with D) Bullets. Or E) A savage beating.
 
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