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(SeattlePI)   Officers in Portland, Oregon were able to lure a naked mentally ill man off the ledge of a parking structure using: A) Money B) Drugs or C) A sandwich   ( divider line
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2013-12-29 11:50:16 PM  
3 votes:
Cops spend a ridiculous amount of time running around dealing with people who should be hospitalized or in care somewhere.

The sandwich getting is the only happy part of this story.
2013-12-30 02:39:36 AM  
1 vote:
i can imagine myself on a ledge, pondering the enormity of burdens and fruitless endeavors, compounded by an incredibly short life span and the absence of love and recognition I feel I deserve. but if someone were to say to me then that they were kind enough to bring me a sandwich, and to enjoy it in the company of other sandwich eaters, that might be all i would need to step in from the ledge.  i cannot explain why.

/nudity optional
2013-12-29 11:59:13 PM  
1 vote:
So now we know, and can devise the correctly designed traps.
Once all the naked mentally ill men are captured by these sandwich snares and gathered up into one location for re-purposing, or so that their nutrients can be extracted and utilized,
only then can society move forward.
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