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(Some Guy)   As if you'd not had enough of Duck Dynasty, it turns out Phil thinks you should marry 15 year-olds   (egbertowillies.com) divider line 336
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2013-12-29 10:31:42 PM  
No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.
 
2013-12-29 10:42:11 PM  

rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.


So the bigot gets a free pass?
 
2013-12-29 10:46:59 PM  
Note to self: remember to use Phil's comments in my defense at my next statutory rape trial.
 
2013-12-29 10:48:43 PM  
But I don't even HAVE any 15-year-old cousins or sisters
 
2013-12-29 10:59:02 PM  

clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?


so, we have to be outraged by things he didn't say too?
 
2013-12-29 11:25:39 PM  
Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.
 
2013-12-29 11:28:36 PM  

ManateeGag: clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?

so, we have to be outraged by things he didn't say too?


"Look, you wait til they get to be twenty years old and the the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

He didn't say that?
 
2013-12-29 11:38:13 PM  
16 was a spinster when ol Phil was growing up.
 
2013-12-29 11:43:05 PM  
You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

What does that even mean? I've never heard that expression ever.

That like "clean your clock" or something?
 
2013-12-29 11:44:12 PM  

quatchi: What does that even mean?


Clean your ducks. You have to pick the feathers off of them after you kill them.
 
2013-12-29 11:46:14 PM  

Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.


You're a week behind
 
2013-12-29 11:53:23 PM  

EatenTheSun: quatchi: What does that even mean?

Clean your ducks. You have to pick the feathers off of them after you kill them.


Oh? Ta! I'ma learning stuff today.
 
2013-12-30 12:03:30 AM  

quatchi: You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

What does that even mean? I've never heard that expression ever.

That like "clean your clock" or something?


that's redneck for, um, uh ... a blowjob.  Yeah, that's it.
 
2013-12-30 12:10:22 AM  
Oh, no, the evangelical southerner said evangelical southerner things.
 
2013-12-30 12:12:05 AM  

Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.


I love how Sarah is all about "FREE SPEECH" except when it's David Letterman or Martin Bashir.  I wonder why the double standard?
 
2013-12-30 12:20:07 AM  
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Time to add "Endorses underage marriage" to that..
 
2013-12-30 12:20:41 AM  
I gotta say, I watched the clip, it was a joke. One made in poor taste but a joke.

/never watched hick TV
 
2013-12-30 12:21:32 AM  

fusillade762: Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.

I love how Sarah is all about "FREE SPEECH" except when it's David Letterman or Martin Bashir.  I wonder why the double standard?


...or the librarian she fired for not agreeing to censor books, or the police chief she fired for disagreeing on bar-closing times, or the Safety Commissioner she fired for not following her abuse of power.
 
2013-12-30 12:22:22 AM  
Phil just needs to disappear. Back to the woods with him
 
2013-12-30 12:24:25 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Note to self: remember to use Phil's comments in my defense at my next statutory rape trial.


How did the previous trial end?
 
2013-12-30 12:25:28 AM  
So when they talk about traditional values, I guess they meant traditional values in Ancient Greece?
 
2013-12-30 12:26:03 AM  

quatchi: What does that even mean?


They won't be uppity and will keep to their place.
 
2013-12-30 12:26:08 AM  
Please proceed.
 
2013-12-30 12:27:11 AM  
 
2013-12-30 12:27:25 AM  

gadian: quatchi: What does that even mean?

They won't be uppity and will keep to their place.


Until they start going to the Women's Church Socials and Wed. Bible study nights. Those other women will train her how to take care of her hussbin.
 
2013-12-30 12:27:39 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: fusillade762: Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.

I love how Sarah is all about "FREE SPEECH" except when it's David Letterman or Martin Bashir.  I wonder why the double standard?

...or the librarian she fired for not agreeing to censor books, or the police chief she fired for disagreeing on bar-closing times, or the Safety Commissioner she fired for not following her abuse of power.



Which is an actual free speech issue, and not one of these made up ones like professional morons everywhere have ignorantly tried to claim this Phil Robertson thing has been.
 
2013-12-30 12:29:44 AM  
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/you people are slipping
 
2013-12-30 12:31:27 AM  

clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?


Who cares? Does it matter? A free pass to do what, be bigots? He can say what he want, this is America. You don't have to listen to him or agree with him. Direct your ire at A&E if you feel that bigots should not have a national forum, or to the TV shows or magazines that keep printing his drivel; but you know what? Bigots DO get a free pass to be bigoted if they want to be. That's what Free Speech means.

It's not just for people you agree with, darling. It's for everyone, even bearded idiots from the swamp.
 
2013-12-30 12:31:58 AM  
I worked with a guy who married his wife when she was 15. Course he was 18 at the time and this was about 50 years ago.
 
2013-12-30 12:32:38 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: fusillade762: Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.

I love how Sarah is all about "FREE SPEECH" except when it's David Letterman or Martin Bashir.  I wonder why the double standard?

...or the librarian she fired for not agreeing to censor books, or the police chief she fired for disagreeing on bar-closing times, or the Safety Commissioner she fired for not following her abuse of power.


Or the husband she fired for not making enough yard babies...
 
2013-12-30 12:35:03 AM  
gingerjet:

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/you people are slipping


and we're done....

/not really but we should be.
//if I never see a Duck Dynasty thread again it won't be long enough.
 
2013-12-30 12:35:52 AM  
"Now that's a woman. They got to where they're hard to find. Mainly because these boys are waiting til they're twenty years old before they marry them. Look, you wait til they get to be twenty years old and the the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

What the hell does that even mean? Based on what I've seen, I think even marrying at 20 years old is too young because even then, young people are too damn stupid and immature to handle the responsibilities that come with marriage.

My belief has been to wait until you have a full-time job with a stable income before you even consider getting married. Why would you want to marry someone when they're a Sophomore in High School?
 
2013-12-30 12:36:39 AM  
As if you'd not had enough of D-

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2013-12-30 12:36:42 AM  

Gyrfalcon: clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?

Who cares? Does it matter? A free pass to do what, be bigots? He can say what he want, this is America. You don't have to listen to him or agree with him. Direct your ire at A&E if you feel that bigots should not have a national forum, or to the TV shows or magazines that keep printing his drivel; but you know what? Bigots DO get a free pass to be bigoted if they want to be. That's what Free Speech means.

It's not just for people you agree with, darling. It's for everyone, even bearded idiots from the swamp.


And much like he has the right to say the batshiat insane, racist, homophobic and creepy things that he does, we also have the right to call him out on it.
 
2013-12-30 12:38:05 AM  

propasaurus: Notabunny: Last week Sarah Palin told us people will show their support for this guy by wearing camo, a flag bandana, and duck calls. I suppose this week we'll hear from Bristol.

You're a week behind


You're kidding! (clicks link) Wait, in tfa Bristol didn't say anything about showing support for this guy by having sex with underage girls. Here I thought tomorrow's AM radio shows were going to be fun.
 
2013-12-30 12:38:22 AM  
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Pluck my duck, girlie-girl...
 
2013-12-30 12:38:58 AM  

Allen262: //if I never see a Duck Dynasty thread again it won't be long enough.


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2013-12-30 12:41:32 AM  

clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?


He's only a bigot if you have just as narrow a mind as someone who has never experienced certain lifestyles.

Like it or not there are sections of the world that does not have gays in it, contrary to what is told to you.
 
2013-12-30 12:42:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?

Who cares? Does it matter? A free pass to do what, be bigots? He can say what he want, this is America. You don't have to listen to him or agree with him. Direct your ire at A&E if you feel that bigots should not have a national forum, or to the TV shows or magazines that keep printing his drivel; but you know what? Bigots DO get a free pass to be bigoted if they want to be. That's what Free Speech means.

It's not just for people you agree with, darling. It's for everyone, even bearded idiots from the swamp.


Has anyone suggested the government take action against Mr. Robertson for his remarks? No? Then I guess we're just a bunch of citizens exercising OUR right to freedom of speech.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from ridicule, pal.
 
2013-12-30 12:45:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?

Who cares? Does it matter? A free pass to do what, be bigots? He can say what he want, this is America. You don't have to listen to him or agree with him. Direct your ire at A&E if you feel that bigots should not have a national forum, or to the TV shows or magazines that keep printing his drivel; but you know what? Bigots DO get a free pass to be bigoted if they want to be. That's what Free Speech means.

It's not just for people you agree with, darling. It's for everyone, even bearded idiots from the swamp.


Uninformed does not mean he's a bigot, it was an opinion, he didn't say go out and kill gays or to shun them, he just expressed his opinion according to his experiences so that does not make him a bigot. Get it farking right for a change, people can have opinions and picketing stations to force change make you no better than the idiots who bombarded the station when Janet Jackson tit showed up.
 
2013-12-30 12:48:18 AM  
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seriously, enough of this shiat.
 
2013-12-30 12:49:12 AM  

Mrtraveler01: "Now that's a woman. They got to where they're hard to find. Mainly because these boys are waiting til they're twenty years old before they marry them. Look, you wait til they get to be twenty years old and the the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

What the hell does that even mean? Based on what I've seen, I think even marrying at 20 years old is too young because even then, young people are too damn stupid and immature to handle the responsibilities that come with marriage.

My belief has been to wait until you have a full-time job with a stable income before you even consider getting married. Why would you want to marry someone when they're a Sophomore in High School?



Because that's how societies through history have traditionally (and many still today) kept women under control. Marry them off young, when they don't have power and are too young to fully appreciate the situation or consent, then have them spit out as many kids as possible which ensures they'll almost always stay under the thumb of the men they've been married off to. This is why in developing countries providing economic opportunities to women is one of the best ways to ensure they are treated like human beings.

If they no longer have to rely on their father - or the man she is married off to when she's too young to consent to - for food and shelter then they suddenly have power and are able to demand to be treated like human beings and make life decisions for themselves. Very religious cultures follow this model as it helps protect the patriarchal status quo and keeps women more subservient on average. Considering how backwards this farktard is in general, it's really not surprising that he'd want to push society back to the bronze age... complete with segregation.

Keep in mind, this is the shiat he feels comfortable saying in public in front of strangers. It's more likely than not his beliefs are actually even more odious.
 
2013-12-30 12:51:58 AM  

BunkoSquad: But I don't even HAVE any 15-year-old cousins or sisters




Are any 30 years old? That's like two 15 year olds.
 
2013-12-30 12:52:40 AM  

steamingpile: clancifer: rooftop235: No, he's just talking about how it was back in the day. People are stupid.

So the bigot gets a free pass?

He's only a bigot if you have just as narrow a mind as someone who has never experienced certain lifestyles.

Like it or not there are sections of the world that does not have gays in it, contrary to what is told to you.


Well now we know Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Fark handle.

What you just said there is pretty seriously ignorant. There is no "section of the world" that has no gays... There are simply places where gays cannot be public for fear of persecution.
 
2013-12-30 12:52:46 AM  

Mrtraveler01: "Now that's a woman. They got to where they're hard to find. Mainly because these boys are waiting til they're twenty years old before they marry them. Look, you wait til they get to be twenty years old and the the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they're about fifteen or sixteen and they'll pick your ducks."

What the hell does that even mean? Based on what I've seen, I think even marrying at 20 years old is too young because even then, young people are too damn stupid and immature to handle the responsibilities that come with marriage.

My belief has been to wait until you have a full-time job with a stable income before you even consider getting married. Why would you want to marry someone when they're a Sophomore in High School?


The whole thing is you gotta understand his beliefs, he seems to be the type of christian where divorce is when one dies and not something that can be done 24-72 hours later depending on weekends and holidays. So when he married his 16 year old girlfriend of 2 years, it was a prison sentence and with the high quality education, and progressive views on women's rights in the south, she was never taught she was a person who could make choices other then what's for dinner.

The Duck Douche is advocating marrying girls before they can learn to do things on their own or groom them to fit the man's needs like he and other pedos do.

Rawstory has a better article about this and explains that he practices what he preaches.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/29/duck-dynasty-star-girls-should -c arry-a-bible-cook-and-marry-when-they-are-15/
 
2013-12-30 12:53:34 AM  
Stop acting surprised.
 
2013-12-30 12:53:41 AM  

steamingpile: Get it farking right for a change, people can have opinions


When their opinions promote pedophilia they shouldn't have a show on national television.
 
2013-12-30 12:54:16 AM  

steamingpile: Uninformed does not mean he's a bigot, it was an opinion, he didn't say go out and kill gays or to shun them, he just expressed his opinion according to his experiences so that does not make him a bigot. Get it farking right for a change, people can have opinions and picketing stations to force change make you no better than the idiots who bombarded the station when Janet Jackson tit showed up.


That has got to be the stupidest thing I've read on the internets in the last 3 minutes.
 
2013-12-30 12:54:51 AM  
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2013-12-30 12:55:15 AM  
Is this the thread where all the people insisting on HPV vaccines and condoms for all are coming to clutch their pearls over an irreverent joke about 15 and 16 year olds marrying ( with parental permission, yet?
 
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