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(Miami Herald)   Just because you're on a 7-day cruise with your family is no reason to jump overboard   (miamiherald.com) divider line 60
    More: Sad, no reason, Royal Caribbean, cruises, Nguyen, U.S. territory, U.S. Coast Guard, Cynthia Martinez  
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2013-12-29 08:28:14 PM  
You haven't met my family.
 
2013-12-29 08:28:56 PM  
Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.
 
2013-12-29 08:29:30 PM  
Wives, they make suicide look like a decent option.
 
2013-12-29 08:29:44 PM  
Did he yell "Katarina! Katarina!" and she "Arturo!, Arturo!"?
 
2013-12-29 08:30:02 PM  
Maybe it wasn't so much the family he was with as the family he wanted to be with.
 
2013-12-29 08:30:24 PM  
Put me on a seven day cruise with MY family I'll be water skiing off the back on day two.
 
2013-12-29 08:34:10 PM  
Maybe he was just bored with the cruise ship entertainment?
 
2013-12-29 08:35:12 PM  
I like my family...

//csb
 
2013-12-29 08:37:16 PM  
Pro-Tip: Always remind yourself you're not in the goo...
 
2013-12-29 08:37:37 PM  

MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.


Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.
 
2013-12-29 08:40:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-29 08:42:20 PM  
Or get murdered and thrown overboard.
 
2013-12-29 08:46:51 PM  

BigOle8point: Did he yell "Katarina! Katarina!" and she "Arturo!, Arturo!"?


Oh don't go overboard
 
2013-12-29 08:49:52 PM  
He's Phuoced for sure.
 
2013-12-29 08:50:47 PM  
Sad, I hope he's scamming an insurance company.
 
2013-12-29 08:53:44 PM  

Wild Eyed and Wicked: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.


I hosted thanksgiving a few years ago, I spent a lot of time contemplating going into my bedroom to use the restroom and just going out the window.
 
2013-12-29 08:56:51 PM  
Article's website did not have an ad to lure my click to find out how cruise ships fill their unsold cabins...

Jumping overboard, unsatisfied.
 
2013-12-29 08:59:06 PM  

Target Builder: You haven't met my family.


It's almost like this was made for you
 
2013-12-29 09:00:39 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wild Eyed and Wicked: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.

I hosted thanksgiving a few years ago, I spent a lot of time contemplating going into my bedroom to use the restroom and just going out the window.


Sometimes I go in the shower but never contemplated out the window.

/the veal
 
2013-12-29 09:05:52 PM  
I didn't understand "take my wife, please!" until I had one.
 
2013-12-29 09:08:53 PM  
I didn't even see my family except at night when/if I came back to the cabin at night.

The ship is big enough to avoid them if you want to.
 
2013-12-29 09:13:30 PM  
"Drunk, stupid and leaping 10 stories to your death is no way to go through life, son..."
 
2013-12-29 09:14:48 PM  
When a vacation of games and food becomes unenjoyable, it is perhaps time to throw in the towel.

Life isn't worth living for everyone.
 
2013-12-29 09:15:06 PM  
Did he jump the shark?

Jump to conclusions?

Jump up, jump up to get down?
 
2013-12-29 09:17:25 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wild Eyed and Wicked: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.

I hosted thanksgiving a few years ago, I spent a lot of time contemplating going into my bedroom to use the restroom and just going out the window.


How would peeing out of the window help?
 
2013-12-29 09:18:20 PM  
That's a no Nguyen situation.
 
2013-12-29 09:19:29 PM  

Kick The Chair: I like my family...

//csb


Me too. You can come sit in the corner with me.
 
2013-12-29 09:21:15 PM  
Well gives the Canadian navy something to do.... What?! They don't rush to help one of their countrymen in times of despair in shark infested waters?

/I guess they've fixed all that accidental damage over the past year...
//The washing machines are fine and ready to launder those U.S. navy uniforms anywhere in the World. as long as they get a tow there
 
2013-12-29 09:21:59 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wild Eyed and Wicked: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.

I hosted thanksgiving a few years ago, I spent a lot of time contemplating going into my bedroom to use the restroom and just going out the window.


I don't typically go to the bathroom in my bedroom, but once a few years ago I awoke to find myself peeing on my alarm clock. Sleepwalking or something.

/btw, best Fark handle ever!
 
2013-12-29 09:32:47 PM  
Jump, pushed, same difference in my family.
 
2013-12-29 09:37:03 PM  
This is probably not a bad move.

Get some buds to go on a cruise.  Dress one of them up as an employee and have thembeat you and push you over, where there is a camera, of course.

Pull out your emergency life vest and wait 30 minsfor your pickup boat to get you.

wife sues, has video evidence of your assault and what would lead to your assumed drowning.. and can go after the cruise line in addition to insurance..
 
2013-12-29 09:37:06 PM  
Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.
 
2013-12-29 09:47:59 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: This is probably not a bad move.

Get some buds to go on a cruise.  Dress one of them up as an employee and have thembeat you and push you over, where there is a camera, of course.

Pull out your emergency life vest and wait 30 minsfor your pickup boat to get you.

wife sues, has video evidence of your assault and what would lead to your assumed drowning.. and can go after the cruise line in addition to insurance..


Except for the part where cruise ships are high enough you break every bone in your body and the OTHER cameras catch you and your buddies plotting the act/ stealing the uniform, and your broken caracass getting sucked into the propellers and they zap your buddies and wife with murder 2.
 
2013-12-29 09:50:13 PM  
Well it was that or go back Canada......he got off easy.
 
2013-12-29 09:53:25 PM  

trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.


That's life, dude.
 
2013-12-29 09:55:15 PM  
FTFA: The FBI is investigating the circumstances which may have led the man to jump

Carrot Top was playing in the Lido room.
 
2013-12-29 09:56:07 PM  

doglover: Nutsac_Jim: This is probably not a bad move.

Get some buds to go on a cruise.  Dress one of them up as an employee and have thembeat you and push you over, where there is a camera, of course.

Pull out your emergency life vest and wait 30 minsfor your pickup boat to get you.

wife sues, has video evidence of your assault and what would lead to your assumed drowning.. and can go after the cruise line in addition to insurance..

Except for the part where cruise ships are high enough you break every bone in your body


http://www.insideedition.com/investigative/6287-woman-falls-overboar d- on-cruise-ship-treads-water-until-rescue
 
2013-12-29 09:56:55 PM  

Senseless_drivel: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wild Eyed and Wicked: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

Mine made me consider running away in the middle of Christmas dinner and everyone was at my house...ain't no way in hell I would go on a seven day cruise with them.

I hosted thanksgiving a few years ago, I spent a lot of time contemplating going into my bedroom to use the restroom and just going out the window.

Sometimes I go in the shower but never contemplated out the window.

/the veal


If senseless_drivel plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that during the 2012 family reunion she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2013-12-29 10:01:49 PM  

trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.


You sound single.
 
2013-12-29 10:02:21 PM  

Confabulat: trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.

That's life, dude.


Eee, well, not mine.  Sorry to hear.  Better luck next lifetime.
 
2013-12-29 10:04:06 PM  

trappedspirit: Confabulat: trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.

That's life, dude.

Eee, well, not mine.  Sorry to hear.  Better luck next lifetime.


Ironic coming from a guy who named himself "trappedspirit."
 
2013-12-29 10:06:37 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: s-



Sarah was also badly injured, bleeding into shark-infested waters.
 
2013-12-29 10:16:43 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: This is probably not a bad move.

Get some buds to go on a cruise.  Dress one of them up as an employee and have thembeat you and push you over, where there is a camera, of course.

Pull out your emergency life vest and wait 30 minsfor your pickup boat to get you.

wife sues, has video evidence of your assault and what would lead to your assumed drowning.. and can go after the cruise line in addition to insurance..


Plot twist: wife has substantial insurance policy on you; fills life jacket with lead pellets
 
2013-12-29 10:18:29 PM  

libranoelrose: Target Builder: You haven't met my family.

It's almost like this was made for you


It looks like it was made for a lot of farkers.

Which would explain a lot, really.
 
2013-12-29 10:34:44 PM  

trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.


You sound unemployed.
 
2013-12-29 10:35:39 PM  

MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.


you speak for me
 
2013-12-29 10:35:47 PM  

Confabulat: trappedspirit: Confabulat: trappedspirit: Sounds like you guys have lost control of your environments.  You have no control over what type of environment you will walk into.  Someone else tells you, "Here is your new environment.  Now live with it."  That is sadsauce.

That's life, dude.

Eee, well, not mine.  Sorry to hear.  Better luck next lifetime.

Ironic coming from a guy who named himself "trappedspirit."


Yiff Yiff.
 
2013-12-29 10:44:45 PM  
I guarantee you he lost his arse in the casino.  I've seen it happen to many a Vietnamese.
 
2013-12-29 10:45:36 PM  

Bucky Katt: MFAWG: Oh, yes it is. You bet your ass I could end up welcoming the sweet embrace of death after 7 days with my family.

you speak for me


Reminds me of an episode of Frazier where Roz (Peri Gilpin) is having dinner with her sister, who is driving her absolutely crazy. She orders a couple of drinks, one for her sister and one for herself, and tells the waiter "There's an extra $50 in it for you if you put poison in one of the drinks. At this point I don't care which one."
 
2013-12-29 10:51:58 PM  
To avoid such a fate I have called a hiatus on family vacations this year and might extend it to next year. The surest way to ruin a holiday is to bring the wife and kids somewhere, at least if they are mine.
 
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