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2013-12-29 09:26:24 PM
Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.
 
2013-12-29 09:48:27 PM

fusillade762: Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.


Jesus, you can fark for free.
 
2013-12-29 10:06:08 PM
At least make it the third child, there'd be no photographic evidence of its existence.
 
2013-12-29 10:09:56 PM
At least she didn't trade it for a Westlife CD like Vicky Pollard.
 
2013-12-29 10:12:01 PM
Why else would breeders want to have kids?

/what don't look at me like that
 
2013-12-29 10:12:33 PM

theorellior: At least make it the third child, there'd be no photographic evidence of its existence.


touche'
 
2013-12-29 10:14:54 PM
How else is the white white slave trade supposed to compete with all those damn brown, yellow & black kids? Ya gotta raise them up in orphanages to be useful to society, instead of a net drain like most children left to flounder with their families.
 
2013-12-29 10:15:56 PM

fusillade762: Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.


Yeah, especially since real pork is so cheap.
 
2013-12-29 10:17:08 PM
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-29 10:19:09 PM
Witness the great neglecto and the amazing "disappearing children" trick!
 
2013-12-29 10:22:46 PM

fusillade762: Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.



What about a dental college?
 
2013-12-29 10:22:50 PM
Once again the totalitarian nanny state gets in the way of someone trying to pursue legitimate free enterprise.
 
2013-12-29 10:23:14 PM
estatico.aventuraycia.com

"Sorry, kids, we can no longer afford ye. I talked it over with yer mum, and we decided it's medical experiments for the lot of ye."
 
2013-12-29 10:25:17 PM

Random Internet Persona: Why else would breeders want to have kids?

/what don't look at me like that


It's the natural byproduct of hot, passionate sex.

Or so I've heard. It's all pretty theoretical to me. So are kids, for that matter.
 
v15
2013-12-29 10:25:56 PM
She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.
 
2013-12-29 10:28:21 PM
So children aren't the key to our future prosperity?  What, you can always make more.
 
2013-12-29 10:29:43 PM

v15: She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.


Add alcohol and it's not just disastrous but combustious
 
2013-12-29 10:32:28 PM

uber humper: v15: She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.

Add alcohol and it's not just disastrous but combustious



It's a vision of heaven, where the angels play banjos instead of harps.

/Or is that bagpipes?
 
2013-12-29 10:34:51 PM
Meh.  You win some, you lose some.
 
2013-12-29 10:37:09 PM

Snarfangel: Random Internet Persona: Why else would breeders want to have kids?

/what don't look at me like that

It's the natural byproduct of hot, passionate sex.

Or so I've heard. It's all pretty theoretical to me. So are kids, for that matter.


Wait so I've been having all of this hot, passionate sex all wrong?

Oh well.
 
2013-12-29 10:42:38 PM

Snarfangel: Random Internet Persona: Why else would breeders want to have kids?

/what don't look at me like that

It's the natural byproduct of hot, passionate sex.


You mean, like an STD?
 
2013-12-29 10:43:36 PM
Some people just can't take a joke.  Who did she think would laugh at shiat like this?
 
2013-12-29 10:44:07 PM

likegif.com

 
2013-12-29 10:47:56 PM

Prey4reign: Some people just can't take a joke.  Who did she think would laugh at shiat like this?


we;ll, not worf i guess. he does not look amused. or merry.
 
2013-12-29 10:50:42 PM

Snarfangel: uber humper: v15: She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.

Add alcohol and it's not just disastrous but combustious


It's a vision of heaven, where the angels play banjos instead of harps.

/Or is that bagpipes?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-29 10:52:59 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-29 10:57:30 PM
But I like the other ones.  I wanted to keep them.
 
2013-12-29 11:00:52 PM

thomasvista: At least she didn't trade it for a Westlife CD like Vicky Pollard.


yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but... shaddup!
 
2013-12-29 11:02:55 PM

thomasvista: At least she didn't trade it for a Westlife CD like Vicky Pollard.


That cd was rubbish.
 
2013-12-29 11:09:09 PM
Don't be givin me evils!
 
2013-12-29 11:11:02 PM
Sophie made a bad choice.
 
2013-12-29 11:11:20 PM

theorellior: At least make it the third child, there'd be no photographic evidence of its existence.


i've noticed how in some families the later children get more blurry, less defined features. just shows how important vitamins really are.
 
2013-12-29 11:14:15 PM
20 year old single mother with 2 kids? She may not have the best record at good decisions to begin with.
 
2013-12-29 11:14:40 PM
More evidence of the patriarchy in action - always trying to impinge upon women's reproductive rights.
 
2013-12-29 11:21:36 PM
included deposit needed as sick of time wasters

I guess she got some offers.  How about a lay away plan?
 
2013-12-29 11:25:26 PM

The One True TheDavid: fusillade762: Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.

Yeah, especially since real pork is so cheap.


What's the price of Irish babies? Chinese girls would probably be cheaper than pork, but who knows what you'd get with that order.

/When Barbra Streisand sends out for chinese...
 
2013-12-29 11:30:34 PM

theorellior: At least make it the third child, there'd be no photographic evidence of its existence.


She sure wouldn't sell the first kid, as first borns are always the best kid.
 
2013-12-29 11:30:54 PM

Snarfangel: uber humper: v15: She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.

Add alcohol and it's not just disastrous but combustious


It's a vision of heaven, where the angels play banjos instead of harps.

/Or is that bagpipes?


Being 20 and British..It's probably electronic dance/club music..Which is way more annoying that Bagpipes..
 
2013-12-29 11:32:14 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: Snarfangel: uber humper: v15: She's British.
She's a woman.
She's 20.

A disastrous combination.

Add alcohol and it's not just disastrous but combustious


It's a vision of heaven, where the angels play banjos instead of harps.

/Or is that bagpipes?

Being 20 and British..It's probably electronic dance/club music..Which is way more annoying that Bagpipes..


I can screw to EDM.  Bagpipes, not so much
 
2013-12-29 11:32:36 PM

lack of warmth: theorellior: At least make it the third child, there'd be no photographic evidence of its existence.

She sure wouldn't sell the first kid, as first borns are always the best kid.


Damn straight!

/Firstborn
 
2013-12-29 11:37:30 PM
Shut up, Meg.
 
2013-12-29 11:37:58 PM
Another late entry for the Mother of the Year Award? Charming.
 
2013-12-29 11:40:08 PM
uber humper: I can screw to EDM. Bagpipes, not so much.

And you call your self uber humper. hmmmph.
 
2013-12-29 11:43:20 PM

lack of warmth: She sure wouldn't sell the first kid, as first borns are always the best kid.


Sure, if you think that less attractive, less personable, less intelligent and way more cowardly means the best.

/secondborn.  First borns truly have no sense of adventure or risk.  They say it's because of the responsibility, but really it's because they're terrified of doing something without mom and dad catching them before they fall.
 
2013-12-29 11:43:20 PM

The One True TheDavid: fusillade762: Nobody's going to pay $250K for a British baby.

Yeah, especially since real pork is so cheap.


I lold, thanks!
 
2013-12-29 11:47:52 PM

JoieD'Zen: 20 year old single mother with 2 kids? She may not have the best record at good decisions to begin with.


Yeah, because freaking out at 43 that your running out of time and spitting out down syndrome babies is a much better decision.  I really dislike the anti young mother sentiment. It is simplyan indicator of a culture overtaken by immature adults who only grow up kicking and screaming.

There are many other cultures that successfully marry and start families much younger, and often make use of the superior "extended" family model as well.

The whole idea that you need to fark around for 20 years to gain wisdom is "curious" at best.
 
2013-12-29 11:49:17 PM
stupid biatch for not using fake details! lol!!!!! stupid other people for not being able to take a joke!
 
2013-12-29 11:49:25 PM

Danger Avoid Death: uber humper: I can screw to EDM. Bagpipes, not so much.

And you call your self uber humper. hmmmph.


No one, expect Sean Connery, can screw to bagpipes
 
2013-12-30 12:01:01 AM

zzrhardy: JoieD'Zen: 20 year old single mother with 2 kids? She may not have the best record at good decisions to begin with.

Yeah, because freaking out at 43 that your running out of time and spitting out down syndrome babies is a much better decision.  I really dislike the anti young mother sentiment. It is simplyan indicator of a culture overtaken by immature adults who only grow up kicking and screaming.

There are many other cultures that successfully marry and start families much younger, and often make use of the superior "extended" family model as well.

The whole idea that you need to fark around for 20 years to gain wisdom is "curious" at best.


Our western society isn't geared for young parents. It's much harder to have the capital or support to raise offspring like that outside of a welfare system in the occidental world.   I exist because of young parents but they certainly advised me not to waste my youth tied  to a child because once those years are gone, they're gone.  We also have birth control...which as driven maternal mortality rates down and increased a woman's value in society because we're not pumping out babies at a Catholic's rate because biology does not us all rule with high brain functions.
 
2013-12-30 12:04:40 AM
Wait a second!! Even your least favorite one??  Thanks Obama!
 
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