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(BBC)   Michael Schumacher in critical condition after skiing accident. Authorities searching for mysterious figure with a racing helmet on dressed all in white seen leaving the area   ( divider line
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1794 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Dec 2013 at 6:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-29 06:19:46 PM  
4 votes:
Some say he has compound eyes, and that he's also wanted for the murder of Sonny Bono...
2013-12-29 06:46:06 PM  
3 votes:

kronicfeld: Skiing officially more dangerous than piloting a giant combustible fuel container over 100 mph.

Especially when Todt's not around to order Rubens to take the fall.
2013-12-29 07:37:03 PM  
2 votes:
Schumie and Cher.
2013-12-30 05:57:52 PM  
1 vote:

All Latest: FlashHarry: for you farkers who don't know how big a sports hero he is, imagine this happening to michael jordan or payton manning.

Who or who?

He meant Kyle Orton or Christian Laetner.
2013-12-30 09:40:21 AM  
1 vote:

the biggest redneck here: FlashHarry: for you farkers who don't know how big a sports hero he is, imagine this happening to michael jordan or payton manning.

/get well, schumi

He's way bigger than Manning globally.

i know. i was trying to translate his popularity for an american audience. perhaps it would be as if peyton manning AND michael jordan were both hovering near death after running into each other on the ski slopes.
2013-12-29 08:46:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Two dollars!"
2013-12-29 07:55:44 PM  
1 vote:
"He was skiing off-piste"

Teehee. Piste.

I have occasionally skied pissed-off, but never off-piste.
2013-12-29 07:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
Was he trying to stop Alonso from getting a quicker run down the hill?

/good luck, Schumi.
2013-12-29 07:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
Just in time to make the "Notable Deaths of 2013" list.

...assuming he doesn't survive
2013-12-29 06:47:38 PM  
1 vote:
Some say his tears are made of antifreeze, and that he lubricates his skis with real baby oil...
2013-12-29 06:26:14 PM  
1 vote:
Any sponsors?
2013-12-29 06:20:32 PM  
1 vote:
Hopefully he has been treated in time. That's the critical thing with head injuries, as Natasha Richardson found out when she refused treatment after hitting her head skiing.
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