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(Mediaite)   This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it   (mediaite.com) divider line 84
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2013-12-29 06:28:26 PM
Tom Cruise seen running from the scene.
 
2013-12-29 06:40:54 PM

fusillade762: Tom Cruise seen running riding the blast wave from the scene.


fify
 
2013-12-29 06:54:20 PM
It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.
 
2013-12-29 07:02:44 PM
images114.fotki.com
yup. it sure did.
 
2013-12-29 07:59:55 PM
Remember.

-cycles bolt-

No Russian.
 
2013-12-29 08:06:33 PM
I wonder if the Black Widow infected herself with some nasty ebola thing before atomizing herself.
 
2013-12-29 08:08:30 PM
One bar car only, Vassily.
 
msP
2013-12-29 08:08:32 PM
The part I find weirdest in this video is the people who are casually strolling by as if nothing happened.
 
2013-12-29 08:08:56 PM

hardinparamedic: Remember.

-cycles bolt-

No Russian.


-ding-
 
2013-12-29 08:09:15 PM
ribbitsandtiaras.files.wordpress.com

very dangerous
 
2013-12-29 08:10:16 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.


The Russians have been farking around in that region for centuries.  The Cossacks were formed as settler-soldiers to hold down those territories.
 
2013-12-29 08:13:38 PM
Pity it wasn't the Taliban that did this. Then Putin could go play in the mountains and caves.
 
2013-12-29 08:14:22 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.


Yeah yeah, sure sure.  Or some people are delusional dicks.  Could be that too.
 
2013-12-29 08:16:36 PM
They obviously hate the Russians for their freedoms.
 
2013-12-29 08:18:10 PM
That was quite an explosion.
 
2013-12-29 08:18:25 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Pity it wasn't the Taliban that did this. Then Putin could go play in the mountains and caves.


I think they have already been there, done that and got the t-shirt...
 
2013-12-29 08:18:27 PM
I'm tempted to look up the betting line on if there will be a terrorist attack at Sochi or not. My money is on the likelihood of something happening.
 
2013-12-29 08:18:49 PM
www.ejumpcut.org
"This business will get out of control, it will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it" -Hunter Thompson, Down Periscope
 
2013-12-29 08:19:01 PM

fusillade762: Tom Cruise seen running from the scene.


That scene from the last Mission Impossible bothered me; they'd have pictures of all of the generals, plus their aides.
 
2013-12-29 08:19:29 PM
Wow, it only took..what, 6-8 hours for this to hit Fark? Even though I(and I'm sure others) submitted something?


And I was just telling my friend how on top of things Fark is.
 
2013-12-29 08:20:30 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.


Who & what are you referring to? Please explain. Yes, I've been drinking again.

Anyway. To quote myself on Facebook: "From the perspective of an emeritus armchair revolutionary, blowing up civilians is shameful and counterproductive; from the perspective of a cynical old misanthropist, 15 down and ~6,999,999,985 to go"
 
2013-12-29 08:21:42 PM

msP: The part I find weirdest in this video is the people who are casually strolling by as if nothing happened.


they are Russians, watch a few dash cams on YouTube.  It takes a lot to get them excited or even interested.
 
2013-12-29 08:22:15 PM

grumpfuff: Wow, it only took..what, 6-8 hours for this to hit Fark? Even though I(and I'm sure others) submitted something?

And I was just telling my friend how on top of things Fark is.


It's a Sunday. Right after Xmas, right before New Year's. I didn't start drinking till 7 P.M. but then I'm weird.
 
2013-12-29 08:27:16 PM
Take a hint from Israel and retaliate against the bombers' family. These animals will think twice about impressing Allah if they know their families will be made homeless.
 
2013-12-29 08:28:11 PM

The One True TheDavid: grumpfuff: Wow, it only took..what, 6-8 hours for this to hit Fark? Even though I(and I'm sure others) submitted something?

And I was just telling my friend how on top of things Fark is.

It's a Sunday. Right after Xmas, right before New Year's. I didn't start drinking till 7 P.M. but then I'm weird.


It's a trend I've noticed. Non-US stuff like this is much, much slower to hit the main page. It will eventually, but I've seen it happen as much as 2 days later.

/wants to drink but out of liqour
//yay blue laws
 
2013-12-29 08:33:30 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.


Genocide seems an appropriate solution to the problem of a people who are prone to running decades long terror campaigns.
 
2013-12-29 08:34:21 PM
Marshall McLuhan, what're ya doin'?
 
2013-12-29 08:35:11 PM
And we are having the Winter Olympics there too. How comforting.
 
2013-12-29 08:38:49 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: Pity it wasn't the Taliban that did this. Then Putin could go play in the mountains and caves.


Ummm, they did that already.  Why would they repeat that trip?
 
2013-12-29 08:40:49 PM

JesusJuice: Take a hint from Israel and retaliate against the bombers' family. These animals will think twice about impressing Allah if they know their families will be made homeless.


www.asianews.it
 
2013-12-29 08:43:58 PM
At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?
 
2013-12-29 08:46:07 PM

Plant Rights Activist: [ribbitsandtiaras.files.wordpress.com image 850x564]

very dangerous


that looks delicious, where please?
 
2013-12-29 08:50:33 PM

InterruptingQuirk: At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?


Nope.
 
2013-12-29 08:53:23 PM

InterruptingQuirk: At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?


I've watched the video a dozen times and I don't see anything.
 
2013-12-29 08:54:28 PM

grumpfuff: Non-US stuff like this is much, much slower to hit the main page. It will eventually, but I've seen it happen as much as 2 days later.


There had to have been Americans who submitted stuff about it soon after it hit the wires. I didn't find out about it till I opened a Wikipedia tab this afternoon.

To take your point, maybe this illustrates why we'd pretend to be Canadians in hostels overseas. Or maybe the Fark admins really were drunk all day.
 
2013-12-29 08:57:56 PM

InterruptingQuirk: At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?


I did. It went from the steps to the top left of the building in a swooping fashion. Looked like a bird to me.
 
2013-12-29 08:58:54 PM

JesusJuice: WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.

Genocide seems an appropriate solution to the problem of a people who are prone to running decades long terror campaigns.


Yes and no. It'd be tit-for-tat but the Moral High Ground is important to anybody but lunatics who don't care what people think, such as German Nazis after 1936. Even I try to figure out what the moral thing to do might be.

As for genocide, I don;t mind if 6 billion people perish, but I'd rather not single out one group for special treatment. Not even white people, and fark knows we have it coming.
 
2013-12-29 09:05:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-29 09:07:48 PM

The One True TheDavid: grumpfuff: Non-US stuff like this is much, much slower to hit the main page. It will eventually, but I've seen it happen as much as 2 days later.

There had to have been Americans who submitted stuff about it soon after it hit the wires. I didn't find out about it till I opened a Wikipedia tab this afternoon.

To take your point, maybe this illustrates why we'd pretend to be Canadians in hostels overseas. Or maybe the Fark admins really were drunk all day.


I submitted a link at most an hour after it happened. It was up for hours, and eventually got red'd something like 5 hours after I submitted it. Admittedly, I learned about it quickly because I overheard it on a news program my friend was watching, and I didn't expect mine to go green, but I figured at least SOMETHING would have been green'd many hours ago.

Bolded would be a good guess, if it wasn't consistently like this.

On the other hand, I don't pretend to be Canadian. I say "I'm American, and I'd like to apologize to you on behalf of my more idiot countrymen. I'm know you have some idiots here, too, so hopefully you can understand."
 
2013-12-29 09:12:03 PM

Tom_Slick: msP: The part I find weirdest in this video is the people who are casually strolling by as if nothing happened.

they are Russians, watch a few dash cams on YouTube.  It takes a lot to get them excited or even interested.


Yeah, this. Example.
 
2013-12-29 09:23:18 PM

JesusJuice: Take a hint from Israel and retaliate against the bombers' family. These animals will think twice about impressing Allah if they know their families will be made homeless.


First, they are already homeless. Second, this is exactly what is on the terrorists mind. Third, they are hopelessly stuck in an infinite loop. Blew our shiat up? Revenge! Blow their shiat up. GOTO 1.

You need a different approach if you want to improve the situation.
 
2013-12-29 09:24:19 PM

JesusJuice: Take a hint from Israel and retaliate against the bombers' family. These animals will think twice about impressing Allah if they know their families will be made homeless.


Ummm have you been to Chechnya or seen pictures of Grozny during, or after the war. The Russians already tried this approach. By the way Caucus folks are kinda hard to kill in general. Basically you're talking about a group of people who have spent the majority of the existence of their civilization surrounded by comic book super villain level ruthless enemies primed for war and the complete enslavement/genocide of their people.

Kicking grandma out of her bullet riddled shanty isn't going to make these guys quit. Its just going to piss them off even more when they decide they have to put a bullet in grandma to save food.
 
2013-12-29 09:26:41 PM

nyseattitude: InterruptingQuirk: At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?

I did. It went from the steps to the top left of the building in a swooping fashion. Looked like a bird to me.


I don't think it's a bird.
 
2013-12-29 09:28:09 PM

The One True TheDavid: JesusJuice: WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.

Genocide seems an appropriate solution to the problem of a people who are prone to running decades long terror campaigns.

Yes and no. It'd be tit-for-tat but the Moral High Ground is important to anybody but lunatics who don't care what people think, such as German Nazis after 1936. Even I try to figure out what the moral thing to do might be.

As for genocide, I don;t mind if 6 billion people perish, but I'd rather not single out one group for special treatment. Not even white people, and fark knows we have it coming.


Well, you do I'm sure, but most apologists do.
 
2013-12-29 09:28:18 PM

traylor: Tom_Slick: msP: The part I find weirdest in this video is the people who are casually strolling by as if nothing happened.

they are Russians, watch a few dash cams on YouTube.  It takes a lot to get them excited or even interested.

Yeah, this. Example.


That says a lot. Farkin' funny too. The expression on his face did not change even a little bit.
 
2013-12-29 09:29:04 PM

InterruptingQuirk: nyseattitude: InterruptingQuirk: At 14 seconds into the video a white form shoots from the right side of the scene to the top of the steps of the rail station. Anybody else see it?

I did. It went from the steps to the top left of the building in a swooping fashion. Looked like a bird to me.

I don't think it's a bird.


cutecaptions.com

/sorry, couldn't help it
 
2013-12-29 09:31:15 PM

TwowheelinTim: traylor: Tom_Slick: msP: The part I find weirdest in this video is the people who are casually strolling by as if nothing happened.

they are Russians, watch a few dash cams on YouTube.  It takes a lot to get them excited or even interested.

Yeah, this. Example.

That says a lot. Farkin' funny too. The expression on his face did not change even a little bit.


The way he just casually drops the visor down and doesn't even blink...

/Vodak is a helluva drug
 
2013-12-29 09:32:42 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing what happens when you fund genocide against a population of people who are known to run decades-long terror campaigns and then piss off the only nation in the world that has the ability to track said terrorist groups.


And then sometimes it's amazing what happens when we take a deep breath and relax for a moment and then make a post.
 
2013-12-29 09:34:00 PM

grumpfuff: The One True TheDavid: grumpfuff: Non-US stuff like this is much, much slower to hit the main page. It will eventually, but I've seen it happen as much as 2 days later.

There had to have been Americans who submitted stuff about it soon after it hit the wires. I didn't find out about it till I opened a Wikipedia tab this afternoon.

To take your point, maybe this illustrates why we'd pretend to be Canadians in hostels overseas. Or maybe the Fark admins really were drunk all day.

I submitted a link at most an hour after it happened. It was up for hours, and eventually got red'd something like 5 hours after I submitted it. Admittedly, I learned about it quickly because I overheard it on a news program my friend was watching, and I didn't expect mine to go green, but I figured at least SOMETHING would have been green'd many hours ago.

Bolded would be a good guess, if it wasn't consistently like this.

On the other hand, I don't pretend to be Canadian. I say "I'm American, and I'd like to apologize to you on behalf of my more idiot countrymen. I'm know you have some idiots here, too, so hopefully you can understand."


If traveling abroad, especially Europe, say you're from NY, California, Chicago or TX. They can hardly relate to anything else. I blame the movies. I always have a great time abroad without apologizing. Just don't be a loud mouth dick, buy at the bar when it's your turn and learn some of the language for god's sake.
 
2013-12-29 09:37:23 PM
I always wanted to see Montana.
 
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