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(Canoe)   Smoking hot 24-year-old blonde dupes men into first dates in exchange for free dinner at high-end restaurants, brags about it on her Tumblr blog, gets her own reality show. TA-DA (w/pic)   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 286
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2013-12-29 02:32:40 PM
Well, we should thank for blowing it for the rest of the tramps that do this.
 
2013-12-29 02:44:55 PM
Google her name
 
2013-12-29 03:23:38 PM
A foodho.
 
2013-12-29 04:07:45 PM
If her acting doesn't work out she can always find work as a movie screen
 
2013-12-29 04:12:17 PM

cman: Google her name


Why? That's exactly what she wants; she's just an Attention Whore.
 
2013-12-29 04:20:55 PM
Hopefully, once enough people see this, the guys she dates will start excusing themselves "to make a phone call" right before desert and duck out the back door, leaving her with the check.
 
2013-12-29 04:25:29 PM
Um... I thought that was how first dates - and especially blind dates - worked for teh strates.  To put it in economic terms, you go on dates so the man can decide if the woman has sufficient f*ckability points to be of interest, and so the woman can decide if the man has enough money and prestige to make it worth letting him fark her, either immediately or eventually.  The man pays because he's basically buying an option on future vagina time.

Have I missed something?
 
2013-12-29 04:28:23 PM
She couldn't be smoking hot unless she were on fire.

/get the flamethrowers, lads
 
2013-12-29 04:29:00 PM
She is a depreciating asset. In ten years, she'll be duping men at Applebee's.
 
2013-12-29 04:29:28 PM
Tag someone who would hit this.
 
2013-12-29 04:30:33 PM
makeameme.org
 
2013-12-29 04:31:10 PM
Can we stop calling them reality shows, please. They are as real as a three dollar bill. They are soap operas for the trailer park crowd who no longer have an interest in the going-ons of the rich and famous (bye bye days of our lives) and now just want to gaze into the mirror of shiat. The dumbing down of narcissism. Who says democracy doesn't allow the plebs to live like kings?
 
2013-12-29 04:32:10 PM

MrBallou: Hopefully, once enough people see this, the guys she dates will start excusing themselves "to make a phone call" right before desert and duck out the back door, leaving her with the check.


A few years back I read some guy explaining that it was worth it to leave his jacket behind on a chair just to do this to some chick.
 
2013-12-29 04:32:12 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um... I thought that was how first dates - and especially blind dates - worked for teh strates.  To put it in economic terms, you go on dates so the man can decide if the woman has sufficient f*ckability points to be of interest, and so the woman can decide if the man has enough money and prestige to make it worth letting him fark her, either immediately or eventually.  The man pays because he's basically buying an option on future vagina time.

Have I missed something?


Just the part that not everyone is so shallow, empty, and vapid.
Also, this chick seems to be more about the attention than the free stuff or finding a man.
 
2013-12-29 04:32:21 PM
"first dates" yeah, right... I suppose technically it's true.
 
2013-12-29 04:33:03 PM

Bob Falfa: cman: Google her name

Why? That's exactly what she wants; she's just an Attention Whore.


She's a grifter.
 
2013-12-29 04:33:25 PM
Pffft. Worse people have gotten reality shows for doing less.

/unfortunately
 
2013-12-29 04:34:10 PM
Karma is a biatch and so are you. Hope you find out about the knockout game soon.
 
2013-12-29 04:35:27 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Have I missed something?


The past 50 years of feminism, but that's all.
 
2013-12-29 04:36:29 PM

cman: Google her name


media.tumblr.com

Laughter OL.
 
2013-12-29 04:36:46 PM

poot_rootbeer: Benevolent Misanthrope: Have I missed something?

The past 50 years of feminism, but that's all.


She qualified her remark as pertaining to only straight people, not lesbians.
 
2013-12-29 04:37:10 PM
She's gonna do that to the wrong guy at some point and he's not gonna give a shiat and deliver a beatdown.  Not saying its right or that she deserves it, but she's asking for it.
 
2013-12-29 04:37:19 PM
I hope she gets raped.
 
2013-12-29 04:38:09 PM

LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

 
2013-12-29 04:38:13 PM
Another 20-something stupid girl whoring herself for food.
No issues there, nosiree.
 
2013-12-29 04:38:49 PM

LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.


Do you mean rape or do you mean rape-rape?
 
2013-12-29 04:39:06 PM

CaliNJGuy: She's gonna do that to the wrong guy at some point and he's not gonna give a shiat and deliver a beatdown.  Not saying its right or that she deserves it, but she's asking for it.


Approves.
 
2013-12-29 04:39:17 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um... I thought that was how first dates - and especially blind dates - worked for teh strates.  To put it in economic terms, you go on dates so the man can decide if the woman has sufficient f*ckability points to be of interest, and so the woman can decide if the man has enough money and prestige to make it worth letting him fark her, either immediately or eventually.  The man pays because he's basically buying an option on future vagina time.

Have I missed something?


Reality.
 
2013-12-29 04:39:50 PM

LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.


Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.


You both said rape..
 
2013-12-29 04:40:01 PM

CaliNJGuy: She's gonna do that to the wrong guy at some point and he's not gonna give a shiat and deliver a beatdown.  Not saying its right or that she deserves it, but she's asking for it.


media.tumblr.com

"..." indeed.
 
2013-12-29 04:40:28 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The man pays because he's basically buying an option on future vagina time.

Have I missed something?


The difference here would be that she's knowingly selling hot air and none of the investors will ever see any return on investment.
 
2013-12-29 04:40:35 PM

LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.


Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.


Why?
 
2013-12-29 04:41:00 PM
Title said "smoking" hot chick. After seeing her pic I wondered where the cigarette was.
 
2013-12-29 04:41:11 PM
Who would have thought Canada's lone douchebag would be a chick?
 
2013-12-29 04:41:32 PM
She's getting a TV show where she travels across America and tries different restaurants?  How original.
 
2013-12-29 04:42:20 PM
 
2013-12-29 04:42:54 PM
An honest whore sleeps for the pay.
 
2013-12-29 04:43:15 PM
i told her i'd eat at the Y if she gave me a beej, but after the beej, i went to sleep.
 
2013-12-29 04:43:19 PM

styckx: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

You both said rape..


Does that count as rape being said twice? And is it what that congressdouche meant by legitimate rape?
 
2013-12-29 04:43:23 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Another 20-something stupid girl whoring herself for food.
No daddy issues there, nosiree.


FTFY
 
2013-12-29 04:43:26 PM
Here's hoping that casting couch has a busted spring and after the deed is done, the treatment gets cylindrical-filed and she walks with a bloody back. Goes around, comes around, toots.
 
2013-12-29 04:44:08 PM
Not sure of exact term,  but isn't running out on a dinner tab 'theft of service'?
 
2013-12-29 04:44:11 PM

Relatively Obscure: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Why?


Technically speaking, I hope she gets sold
 
2013-12-29 04:44:31 PM

Fluid: The difference here would be that she's knowingly selling hot air and none of the investors will ever see any return on investment.


It worked for Goldman Sachs, didn't it?
 
2013-12-29 04:45:20 PM

Relatively Obscure: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Why?


Because they're petulant man-children?  I dunno.  Girls do this all the time.  Not half as bad as the crap men do.
 
2013-12-29 04:45:57 PM

Prey4reign: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Do you mean rape or do you mean rape-rape?


Or "ticket to India"?
 
2013-12-29 04:46:42 PM
"hot blonde" .. okayyyyy
 
2013-12-29 04:47:07 PM
she's not hot enough to get me to buy her next meal

/arf
 
2013-12-29 04:47:51 PM

burning_bridge: Relatively Obscure: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Yogimus: LemSkroob: I hope she gets raped.

Why?

Because they're petulant man-children?  I dunno.  Girls do this all the time.  Not half as bad as the crap men do.


That makes it okay? Do you think all these guys are abusive d-bags who deserve to get a little emotional abuse?
 
2013-12-29 04:48:20 PM

davynelson: she's not hot enough to get me to buy her next meal

/arf


A can of Alpo?
 
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