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(Daily Mail)   The good news is West Virginia finally comes in first at something. The bad news is that it is for pregnant women who smoke   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-12-29 05:05:50 PM
Everything in West Virginia smokes.
 
2013-12-29 05:05:56 PM
www.star941fm.com

/oblig.
 
2013-12-29 05:05:56 PM
Obvious tag take the day off?
 
2013-12-29 05:07:01 PM
pics.myspew.com
 
2013-12-29 05:11:01 PM
I thought they was also first in marriages to sisters and rapes where the victim was forced to make animal noises.
 
2013-12-29 05:14:27 PM
Wait, this was in the Daily Fail? Fark you, you limey twats. Your royals are more inbred than the West Virginians.


/still'd smite Kate
//like a medieval jouster
 
2013-12-29 05:14:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-29 05:15:56 PM
California has smoking women who are pragmatic.
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Yeah, yeah, you don't like women that smoke... even if it's the weed. More for me. Sorry you don't have "high" standards.
 
2013-12-29 05:18:05 PM
People are such wusses these days, I swear! My mom used to light one off the other when she was pregnant with me.
 
2013-12-29 05:22:37 PM

Matthew Keene: People are such wusses these days, I swear! My mom used to light one off the other when she was pregnant with me.


Solves that riddle.
 
2013-12-29 05:24:44 PM
New York City has one of the lowest rates of expecting mother smoking

Goddamn mothersmokers!


The CDC warns however that the numbers were self-reported

Which means this study is utterly useless.
 
2013-12-29 05:27:12 PM
Gotta get a new generation of staunch republican voters somehow.

/yeah, I went there
 
2013-12-29 05:28:16 PM
The great thing about rankings is that, no matter how good the overall numbers might be or how small the variance might be, there's always someone in dead last place to shake our heads at.
 
2013-12-29 05:28:44 PM
So what?
 
2013-12-29 05:29:27 PM
Smoking whilst impregnated may cause the child to emerge naked, bald, and toothless....they say...
 
2013-12-29 05:32:08 PM

whiterrabbit: Smoking whilst impregnated may cause the child to emerge naked, bald, and toothless....they say...


They also have conditions similar to chronic smokers. I hear they have to smack the babies to get mucus out of their respiratory tract after they're born.
 
2013-12-29 05:32:33 PM
This would be troubling indeed if most West Virginian children had a future in an occupation not involving the words "coal" and "mine".
 
2013-12-29 05:42:47 PM

buckler: [www.star941fm.com image 582x670]

/oblig.


I predicted this would be in the first five posts.  Well done.
 
2013-12-29 05:44:03 PM
Pretty sure most smokers don't stop when they are pregnant.  Drinking, yes.  If you stopped smoking for 9 months, why would you start back up again?  It's obvious it doesn't have you addicted very bad then.
 
2013-12-29 05:49:38 PM
www.firstladies.org
Nobody told me it wasn't a good idea to smoke when you are pregnant.
 
2013-12-29 05:50:21 PM
According to Snopes, the father of the Roanoke kid said "Cigarettes are a habit my son will never pick up." So that must be why they are below West Virginia.
 
2013-12-29 05:55:28 PM
outkickthecoverage.com

/ demands recount
 
2013-12-29 06:05:32 PM

buckler: /oblig.


To be fair, that was in East Virginia ...

/East Virginian
 
2013-12-29 07:51:10 PM
keithroysdon.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-29 07:55:03 PM
They gotta maintain those rock bottom standards somehow!
 
2013-12-29 10:01:04 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: / demands recount


Those poor shorts. They canna taek no more, Captain!
 
2013-12-29 11:11:36 PM

buckler: /oblig.


She looks like L Ron Hubbard in maternity drag.
 
2013-12-30 07:13:51 AM

Cymbal: This would be troubling indeed if most West Virginian children had a future in an occupation not involving the words "coal" and "mine".


ummm sure. There's 1.8 million people in West Virginia and about 50000 working in mining.  Come back when you have another false stereotype solved.
 
2013-12-30 07:46:54 AM
i26.photobucket.comi26.photobucket.com
/Everything I wanted to know about West "By God" Virginia I learned from this movie
 
2013-12-30 09:37:46 AM
If they smoke they poke.
 
2013-12-30 11:56:37 AM

veedeevadeevoodee: / demands recount


What makes you so sure she is preggers?
 
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