BKITU: Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road and gets pulled over by a cop."Dr. Heisenberg, do you know why I pulled you over?""No, officer.""Well, I just clocked you going exactly 100 miles per hour.""Oh, thanks for nothing! Now I'm lost."
GRCooper: A statistician would determine from that article that nerd jokes are *never* funny
flaminio: There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets, and
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This About That: flaminio: There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets, and... those who know that past performance is not indicative of future results.
endosymbiont: What's brown and sticky?
acohn: Q. Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?A. The one with the lowest mew.
Bondith: /chemists do it periodically on a table
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