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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   "Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 19
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2013-12-29 12:18:47 PM
7 votes:
It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder
2013-12-29 03:42:38 PM
6 votes:
They may be on to something.  Here's a pic of me and some of my buddies on the dig standing in front of it:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Why are we dressed like that?  Hey, it's Seattle, it rains a lot.
2013-12-29 04:33:34 PM
4 votes:

Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.




What's amazing about that is how the glacier did not destroy the roadway where it deposited the boulder.
2013-12-29 12:23:46 PM
4 votes:
Well, at least it wasn't boring.
2013-12-29 02:57:26 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-29 04:26:39 PM
2 votes:
It's one of Paul Bunyan's buried gallstones.
2013-12-29 03:57:12 PM
2 votes:
onevideogamersview.files.wordpress.com
2013-12-29 03:54:37 PM
2 votes:

That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.


 cdn1.bigcommerce.com

♪♫ I had a hard-on, runnin' from your window.  ♪♫

2013-12-29 03:52:34 PM
2 votes:
What about Large Marge?

survivingboystown.files.wordpress.com
2013-12-29 03:51:49 PM
2 votes:

twistedmetal: It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder



Wait, are you claiming a boulder is under the ground? Oh, I suppose someone dug a big hole and buried a boulder they just happened to have lying around, or maybe the boulder fairies placed it there. How gullible do you think I am?
2013-12-29 12:13:19 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah


I know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??
2013-12-29 07:16:18 PM
1 votes:
Not impressed:

www.smbhq.com
2013-12-29 04:39:34 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who thought,  "Total Annihilation thread?"
2013-12-29 04:33:42 PM
1 votes:
all of you are wrong its one of Chuck Norris giant balls. I mean he has to keep them somewhere.
2013-12-29 04:26:18 PM
1 votes:
Tenner says they tie a rope around some guy's waist and send him to investigate armed with nothing but a lamp. Muffled screams followed by radio silence and when they pull the rope back up there's nothing on the end but a leg and half a torso. 

Seen it all before.
2013-12-29 04:14:59 PM
1 votes:
What else would you expect her to find?

www.estesrockets.com
2013-12-29 03:56:17 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: I called aliens the first week.


Did aliens call back?
2013-12-29 03:44:02 PM
1 votes:
December 2013 marked a very unforgettable day for the people of Seattle.

Your blog very sucks.
2013-12-29 12:11:20 PM
1 votes:
Something happened that I, as someone with zero knowledge of the field, cannot explain.

Therefore, aliens
 
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