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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   "Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 19
    More: Followup, Big Bertha, Seattle, ESL  
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12944 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2013 at 3:38 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-29 12:18:47 PM  
7 votes:
It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder
2013-12-29 12:11:20 PM  
4 votes:
Something happened that I, as someone with zero knowledge of the field, cannot explain.

Therefore, aliens
2013-12-29 03:54:37 PM  
3 votes:

That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.


 cdn1.bigcommerce.com

♪♫ I had a hard-on, runnin' from your window.  ♪♫

2013-12-29 06:27:27 PM  
1 votes:

3rotor: ok  ...
the "F"
in UFO...
yes,  last time I checked, it stood for flying,  as in
air...
high up above ground...
altitude...
moving fast...
hovering...
cloaking devise with bright flashing lights switched on an all...

are they digging tunnels through clean air now,  or am I just missing it completely here...

Sorry ...  just had to... :)


I guess you have forgotten about 'Quatermass and the Pit' ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quatermass_and_the_Pit_(film)


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2013-12-29 04:32:34 PM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.
 [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 850x583]♪♫ I had a hard-on, runnin' from your window.  ♪♫


Wow. I just farkied you out of Grateful Dead love. I have that exact image hanging as a tapestry in my computer room.
2013-12-29 04:26:39 PM  
1 votes:
It's one of Paul Bunyan's buried gallstones.
2013-12-29 04:26:25 PM  
1 votes:
the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
ngm.nationalgeographic.com

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.
2013-12-29 03:59:09 PM  
1 votes:
They're designed to roughly crumble stone and scoop up muck. If there's some steel, like a railroad track or some sort of rebar filled pile from the past that's been forgotten it could tangle up and be uncuttable but rock breakers.

Besides, it's glacial deposits. If it was a spaceship someone would have found it in the past century. It has not been there longer than the last ice age, 10k years or so.
2013-12-29 03:57:12 PM  
1 votes:
onevideogamersview.files.wordpress.com
2013-12-29 03:56:17 PM  
1 votes:

MFAWG: I called aliens the first week.


Did aliens call back?
2013-12-29 03:53:24 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, Canada has religious wackadoodles too.
2013-12-29 03:50:55 PM  
1 votes:
2013-12-29 03:46:51 PM  
1 votes:
FTA -- "UFO Sightings Daily is coordinated by Scott C. Waring who had been affiliated with the United States Air Force at SAC base and is currently an ESL teacher and UFOlogist who lives in Taiwan."

Worked the second shift in the base cafeteria at Eglin AFB, most likely.
2013-12-29 03:45:58 PM  
1 votes:
[wtfamireading.jpg]
2013-12-29 02:57:26 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-29 02:03:01 PM  
1 votes:
Weed is legal in Washington, right?
2013-12-29 12:26:53 PM  
1 votes:

stratagos: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah

I know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??


I think may also be a repeat

/I know the spaceship from Five Million Years To Earth was posted about a dozen times
2013-12-29 12:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least it wasn't boring.
2013-12-29 12:13:19 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah


I know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??
 
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