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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   "Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"   (agoracosmopolitan.com ) divider line
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2013-12-29 04:04:51 PM  

twistedmetal: It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder


Lisa, I would like to buy your boulder.
 
2013-12-29 04:05:33 PM  
I love when I click on one of these articles and it's about my own neck of the woods.
 
2013-12-29 04:08:01 PM  
Am I the only one who saw the video image and thought Lily Tomlin got a job in journalism?
 
2013-12-29 04:13:04 PM  

wiwille: Am I the only one who saw the video image and thought Lily Tomlin got a job in journalism?


Nope. Me, too. We sound old.
 
2013-12-29 04:13:56 PM  
I don't know why someone would bury a streetlight.
 
2013-12-29 04:14:19 PM  

whidbey: I love when I click on one of these articles and it's about my own neck of the woods.


You mean... Earth?
 
2013-12-29 04:14:59 PM  
What else would you expect her to find?

www.estesrockets.com
 
2013-12-29 04:22:03 PM  
Just get that damn thing off my porch already.
 
2013-12-29 04:26:18 PM  
Tenner says they tie a rope around some guy's waist and send him to investigate armed with nothing but a lamp. Muffled screams followed by radio silence and when they pull the rope back up there's nothing on the end but a leg and half a torso. 

Seen it all before.
 
2013-12-29 04:26:25 PM  
the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
ngm.nationalgeographic.com

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.
 
2013-12-29 04:26:39 PM  
It's one of Paul Bunyan's buried gallstones.
 
2013-12-29 04:27:34 PM  
Did they get a Building Permit for that alien base?
 
2013-12-29 04:27:57 PM  
I think I have found the connection!

images.gibson.com
 
2013-12-29 04:30:52 PM  
Maybe it's the last boring machine that tried to dig through all that silt.
 
2013-12-29 04:32:34 PM  

Dahnkster: That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.
 [cdn1.bigcommerce.com image 850x583]♪♫ I had a hard-on, runnin' from your window.  ♪♫


Wow. I just farkied you out of Grateful Dead love. I have that exact image hanging as a tapestry in my computer room.
 
2013-12-29 04:33:34 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.




What's amazing about that is how the glacier did not destroy the roadway where it deposited the boulder.
 
2013-12-29 04:33:42 PM  
all of you are wrong its one of Chuck Norris giant balls. I mean he has to keep them somewhere.
 
2013-12-29 04:36:17 PM  
The Wedgewood Erratic's big brother?
 
2013-12-29 04:37:08 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.


That is an awesome pebble right there! Too big to move efficiently? Just build the road around it! I like their problem solving process, simple, effective and elegant!
 
2013-12-29 04:39:34 PM  
Am I the only one who thought,  "Total Annihilation thread?"
 
2013-12-29 04:42:08 PM  
www.thescifishow.com

I guess we'll never know, will we.
Thanks Fox.
 
2013-12-29 04:43:30 PM  
I say it is Bigfoot's underground lair. He is nocturnal and sleeps there during the day.
 
2013-12-29 04:46:04 PM  

jake_lex: They may be on to something.  Here's a pic of me and some of my buddies on the dig standing in front of it:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 842x401]

Why are we dressed like that?  Hey, it's Seattle, it rains a lot.


Nicely done on the aliens/Kubrick/moon crossover reference.
 
2013-12-29 04:47:22 PM  

twistedmetal: It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder


+1
 
2013-12-29 05:02:37 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: What about Large Marge?

[survivingboystown.files.wordpress.com image 450x204]

Came for this reference, leaving satisfied :)

 
2013-12-29 05:15:04 PM  

illannoyin: I think I have found the connection!

[images.gibson.com image 300x300]



Finally!  Someone else gets it!  The first thing I thought of.  Bertha Butt and the Butt Sistas!

/p-funk
//uncut
///tha' bomb
 
2013-12-29 05:23:42 PM  
Mother Nature left a hell of a mess north of Salina, Kansas. Probably did in Seattle, too.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-29 05:33:18 PM  
Big Bertha has no forward looking window and cannot back up. Maybe we'll just leave it there for the next Big Bertha.

Big Bertha can't back up
 
2013-12-29 05:33:48 PM  

iheartscotch: SurfaceTension: Cue the birds nest hair "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy

Apparently, crazy hair guy owns a couple of dispensaries. Me thinks that someone is sampling their own product ..


Ahaahahah if that's farking true then that's amazing. He gets to smoke weed all day and talk about dumbshiat on tv. Perfect job.
 
2013-12-29 05:37:25 PM  
Manning should just hit the showers with a minute to go in the half
 
2013-12-29 05:45:15 PM  

zerkalo: Manning should just hit the showers with a minute to go in the half


Ah, the old non sequitur
 
2013-12-29 05:56:28 PM  
ok  ...
the "F"
in UFO...
yes,  last time I checked, it stood for flying,  as in
air...
high up above ground...
altitude...
moving fast...
hovering...
cloaking devise with bright flashing lights switched on an all...

are they digging tunnels through clean air now,  or am I just missing it completely here...

Sorry ...  just had to... :)
 
2013-12-29 06:00:21 PM  
Ivan The Tolerable:

I have drunk beer on top of that rock. Peed off it as well. Not me in the picture, though
 
2013-12-29 06:12:14 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
That's where they're coming in, along the Oregon coast.......

/battle beneath obscurity???
 
2013-12-29 06:27:27 PM  

3rotor: ok  ...
the "F"
in UFO...
yes,  last time I checked, it stood for flying,  as in
air...
high up above ground...
altitude...
moving fast...
hovering...
cloaking devise with bright flashing lights switched on an all...

are they digging tunnels through clean air now,  or am I just missing it completely here...

Sorry ...  just had to... :)


I guess you have forgotten about 'Quatermass and the Pit' ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quatermass_and_the_Pit_(film)


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-29 06:37:06 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.


That would have to be a heckuva anomaly.

/hey I can smell fresh air down there
//and breakfast
 
2013-12-29 07:16:18 PM  
Not impressed:

www.smbhq.com
 
2013-12-29 07:18:49 PM  

edgar1981: Tenner says they tie a rope around some guy's waist and send him to investigate armed with nothing but a lamp. Muffled screams followed by radio silence and when they pull the rope back up there's nothing on the end but a leg and half a torso.

Seen it all before.


And then the radio crackles to life one last time: "You fool! Warren is dead!"
 
2013-12-29 07:19:37 PM  

Summoner101: Not impressed:

[www.smbhq.com image 352x240]


Impressed:

www.x-entertainment.com
 
2013-12-29 07:24:19 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.


No farking way thats Seattle, they know how to use a traffic circle...
 
2013-12-29 07:48:56 PM  

Snarfangel: Wait, are you claiming a boulder is under the ground? Oh, I suppose someone dug a big hole and buried a boulder they just happened to have lying around, or maybe the boulder fairies placed it there. How gullible do you think I am?


It's an alien boulder, so it was placed there by aliens. Christ, how stupid do you have to be to believe in fairies?
 
2013-12-29 08:44:13 PM  
Let me at it. I got five kids to feed!
 
2013-12-29 08:44:33 PM  

whidbey: Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.

That would have to be a heckuva anomaly.


True, but which is more likely to find in glacial deposit; glacial boulder or alien headquarters?
 
2013-12-29 08:53:16 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Ivan the Tolerable: the whole part about 'tunneling through glacial deposits' is a rather big farking clue, one they passed right over in the rush to find aliens.
[ngm.nationalgeographic.com image 670x447]

glaciers do tend to move move rather stupendously large boulders fairly outrageous distances, then recede and drop them right where they least belong.

That is an awesome pebble right there! Too big to move efficiently? Just build the road around it! I like their problem solving process, simple, effective and elegant!


I worked in a restaurant that was built around one of those. It made up a wall of the basement, and kept the wine cellar at the perfect temperature.

It was very cool.
 
2013-12-29 10:28:29 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-29 10:39:34 PM  

jojostan: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x352]
That's where they're coming in, along the Oregon coast.......

/battle beneath obscurity???



merryfrolics.files.wordpress.com
Sgt Yellowhat: "Sir! Our sensor outposts have detected a lame attempt at obscurity!"
General Blackhat: "Fools! They do not realize how many B-Movie fanatics are part of the Farkistan Army!"

/Even made it too easy with the title search
//Battle Beneath The Earth 1967
///I own it, along with several thousand other SciFi & Horror titles - the cheesier, the better
 
2013-12-29 11:13:11 PM  

genner: djcunix: It *IS* a UFO.

An unidentified  felsic object.

It's clearly  mafic.  You and your crazy theories.


Albite. What is really graben Big Bertha?
 
2013-12-29 11:47:22 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
No one yet?
 
2013-12-29 11:58:39 PM  
Boring Machines can drill thru Hard Rock and a boulder would be no problem, hence the mystery.
 
2013-12-30 12:41:33 AM  
i.imgur.com

Wanted for questioning...
 
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