MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah
stratagos: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeahI know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yep... repeat fro Dec. 11
SurfaceTension: Cue the birds nest hair "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy
NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yep... repeat fro Dec. 11listen not to the heretic! He is here to deceive you. Trust me folks. I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2 bottles of Cuervo. They are real and they are coming for you. You must prepare yourselves for the end of days. And probing. They really, really like probing.
NewportBarGuy: I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2 bottles of Cuervo.
Prey4reign: Worked the second shift in the base cafeteria at Eglin AFB, most likely.
wichitaleaf: So what was it?
twistedmetal: It's a UFB./unidentified farking boulder
Uchiha_Cycliste: not sure if serious or idiots
That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.
♪♫ I had a hard-on, runnin' from your window. ♪♫
MFAWG: I called aliens the first week.
djcunix: It *IS* a UFO.An unidentified felsic object.
Relatively Obscure: Well, at least it wasn't boring.
Bolo Jungle: Um... it's only 60 feet down. The story and the comments make it sound like they are near the center of the Earth.Also, what kind of boring (no pun intended) aliens would set up a base 60 feet under Seattle?
Cybernetic: The chevrons are locking!
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