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(Agora Cosmopolitan)   "Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"   (agoracosmopolitan.com) divider line 105
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2013-12-29 11:49:49 AM
Cue the birds nest hair "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy
 
2013-12-29 11:53:14 AM
Uh... yeah
 
2013-12-29 12:11:20 PM
Something happened that I, as someone with zero knowledge of the field, cannot explain.

Therefore, aliens
 
2013-12-29 12:13:19 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah


I know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??
 
2013-12-29 12:18:47 PM
It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder
 
2013-12-29 12:23:46 PM
Well, at least it wasn't boring.
 
2013-12-29 12:26:53 PM

stratagos: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Uh... yeah

I know, right? Like the alien infiltration of the zoning board wouldn't have routed around the alien bases. How naive does he think we are??


I think may also be a repeat

/I know the spaceship from Five Million Years To Earth was posted about a dozen times
 
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2013-12-29 12:27:08 PM
How is it they know about aliens and UFO's but not big rocks?
 
2013-12-29 12:28:13 PM
Yep... repeat fro Dec. 11
 
2013-12-29 12:34:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yep... repeat fro Dec. 11


listen not to the heretic! He is here to deceive you. Trust me folks. I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2  bottles of Cuervo. They are real and they are coming for you. You must prepare yourselves for the end of days. And probing. They really, really like probing.
 
2013-12-29 02:03:01 PM
Weed is legal in Washington, right?
 
2013-12-29 02:57:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-29 03:24:45 PM
www.giantfreakinrobot.com
 
2013-12-29 03:42:38 PM
They may be on to something.  Here's a pic of me and some of my buddies on the dig standing in front of it:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Why are we dressed like that?  Hey, it's Seattle, it rains a lot.
 
2013-12-29 03:43:44 PM

SurfaceTension: Cue the birds nest hair "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy


Apparently, crazy hair guy owns a couple of dispensaries. Me thinks that someone is sampling their own product ..
 
2013-12-29 03:44:02 PM
December 2013 marked a very unforgettable day for the people of Seattle.

Your blog very sucks.
 
2013-12-29 03:44:39 PM
Well, duh. It's the most reasonable and likely scenario to postulate that the tunnel boring machine hit an alien base.

/Occam wept.
 
2013-12-29 03:45:23 PM

NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yep... repeat fro Dec. 11

listen not to the heretic! He is here to deceive you. Trust me folks. I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2  bottles of Cuervo. They are real and they are coming for you. You must prepare yourselves for the end of days. And probing. They really, really like probing.


You said probing twice...
 
2013-12-29 03:45:37 PM

NewportBarGuy: I was probed by these aliens several summers ago after 2and 1/2 bottles of Cuervo.


'Sokay, bro. Sometimes you start fooling around with one of the empties and things get out of hand. You can admit it, you're among friends.
 
2013-12-29 03:45:58 PM
[wtfamireading.jpg]
 
2013-12-29 03:46:08 PM
So what was it?
 
2013-12-29 03:46:51 PM
FTA -- "UFO Sightings Daily is coordinated by Scott C. Waring who had been affiliated with the United States Air Force at SAC base and is currently an ESL teacher and UFOlogist who lives in Taiwan."

Worked the second shift in the base cafeteria at Eglin AFB, most likely.
 
2013-12-29 03:47:44 PM
It *IS* a UFO.

An unidentified  felsic object.
 
2013-12-29 03:48:42 PM
Whoo, boy, that site is chock full of fun stuff. Like this one here.
 
2013-12-29 03:49:05 PM
not sure if serious or idiots
 
2013-12-29 03:49:18 PM

Prey4reign: Worked the second shift in the base cafeteria at Eglin AFB, most likely.


I was thinking maybe he cleaned out the oil sumps at the motor pool.
 
2013-12-29 03:50:34 PM
I called aliens the first week.
 
2013-12-29 03:50:55 PM
 
2013-12-29 03:51:49 PM

twistedmetal: It's a UFB.

/unidentified farking boulder



Wait, are you claiming a boulder is under the ground? Oh, I suppose someone dug a big hole and buried a boulder they just happened to have lying around, or maybe the boulder fairies placed it there. How gullible do you think I am?
 
2013-12-29 03:52:28 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: not sure if serious or idiots


[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2013-12-29 03:52:34 PM
What about Large Marge?

survivingboystown.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-29 03:53:24 PM
Yes, Canada has religious wackadoodles too.
 
2013-12-29 03:53:27 PM
The chevrons are locking!
 
2013-12-29 03:54:03 PM
Judging by the big headline banner on that page... Religion is a mental disease and there are medications to help the sites owner/writer get some help to restore reality.

/Sleestaks hate the cold of Seattle, but they do enjoy the moisture for their breeding programs.
 
2013-12-29 03:54:14 PM
December 2013. A day that will live in anonimity.
 
2013-12-29 03:54:37 PM

That's why if you please. I am on my bended knees. Bertha don't you come around here anymore.


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2013-12-29 03:55:48 PM
December 24, 2013: A day that will live in infancy.
 
2013-12-29 03:55:53 PM
It's a deep one stuck in the muck. Try not to wake it.
 
2013-12-29 03:56:17 PM

MFAWG: I called aliens the first week.


Did aliens call back?
 
2013-12-29 03:57:06 PM
"Project manager Chris Dixon, did not expect that this colossal machine would hit anything with the depth of the digging they were already at."

That there is some fine writin'.
 
2013-12-29 03:57:12 PM
onevideogamersview.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-29 03:58:50 PM

djcunix: It *IS* a UFO.

An unidentified  felsic object.


It's clearly  mafic.  You and your crazy theories.
 
2013-12-29 03:59:09 PM
They're designed to roughly crumble stone and scoop up muck. If there's some steel, like a railroad track or some sort of rebar filled pile from the past that's been forgotten it could tangle up and be uncuttable but rock breakers.

Besides, it's glacial deposits. If it was a spaceship someone would have found it in the past century. It has not been there longer than the last ice age, 10k years or so.
 
2013-12-29 03:59:52 PM
Um... it's only 60 feet down. The story and the comments make it sound like they are near the center of the Earth.

Also, what kind of boring (no pun intended) aliens would set up a base 60 feet under Seattle?
 
2013-12-29 04:00:16 PM

Relatively Obscure: Well, at least it wasn't boring.


Well played, sir!
 
2013-12-29 04:00:59 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-29 04:02:28 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net

I say they must have hit a casino. And were they using the machine from the French side or the English? I can never remember.
 
2013-12-29 04:03:36 PM

Bolo Jungle: Um... it's only 60 feet down. The story and the comments make it sound like they are near the center of the Earth.

Also, what kind of boring (no pun intended) aliens would set up a base 60 feet under Seattle?


Very damp ones, I would imagine.
 
2013-12-29 04:03:47 PM

Cybernetic: The chevrons are locking!


How many damn gates did they need? This makes what? Three? Or is it four?
 
2013-12-29 04:04:16 PM
"Many speculated that Big Bertha could have hit the side walls of one of the many alien bases on Earth"

What a lot of weird euphemisms for sex.

/DRTFA
 
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