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(TMZ)   Woman who had four computers stolen by thieves looking for Charlie Sheen's sex tape says it does exist, and she still has a copy. This woman is also the mother of one of Nic Cage's children, so it's not like she needs money   (tmz.com) divider line 15
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2013-12-29 01:41:03 PM  
Charlie Sheen's cokey dick on her rubber lips? No, thanks.
 
2013-12-29 01:42:37 PM  
Why are these things still called "tapes"?
 
2013-12-29 01:48:48 PM  

simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?


Well, the way it was explained to me, it's done mainly to annoy you.
 
2013-12-29 01:52:20 PM  

LonMead: simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?

Well, the way it was explained to me, it's done mainly to annoy you.


Well, it's been successful.
 
2013-12-29 02:40:42 PM  
Unless this is a pre-surgery Denise Richards performance, count me out.
 
2013-12-29 02:56:09 PM  
After burglary #2, I'd probably be considering an alarm system or maybe bear traps.
 
2013-12-29 03:49:56 PM  

jjorsett: After burglary #2, I'd probably be considering an alarm system or maybe bear traps.


I wish you'd said 'break-in' instead of burglary, because there's a pretty good joke about a bear trap not being enough to stop a coked out Sheen-penis in there.
 
2013-12-29 04:17:23 PM  
This woman is also the mother of one of Nic Cage's children, so it's not like she needs money

Actually, she probably does, considering Cage is basically bankrupt and owed the IRS about $13 million in unpaid taxes. Why do you think Cage keeps doing crap like National Treasure and Sorcerer's Apprentice?
 
2013-12-29 04:22:12 PM  

simplicimus: LonMead: simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?

Well, the way it was explained to me, it's done mainly to annoy you.

Well, it's been successful.


Before SD cards and internal flash drives, people recorded video on media storage devices called "tapes" that were inserted in things called camcorders.

/ i've worked with this lady. She has a canon gl1 that records to miniDV tapes.
// I know lots of secrets
 
2013-12-29 04:30:18 PM  
She sounds like a keeper.
 
2013-12-29 04:34:19 PM  

ultradeeg: simplicimus: LonMead: simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?

Well, the way it was explained to me, it's done mainly to annoy you.

Well, it's been successful.

Before SD cards and internal flash drives, people recorded video on media storage devices called "tapes" that were inserted in things called camcorders.

/ i've worked with this lady. She has a canon gl1 that records to miniDV tapes.
// I know lots of secrets


Not only that, some people still refer to music releases as "records" (even if they're never put on vinyl).
 
2013-12-29 05:17:10 PM  

puckrock2000: This woman is also the mother of one of Nic Cage's children, so it's not like she needs money

Actually, she probably does, considering Cage is basically bankrupt and owed the IRS about $13 million in unpaid taxes. Why do you think Cage keeps doing crap like National Treasure and Sorcerer's Apprentice?


He did Sorcerer's Apprentice for the money. That movie was actually sort of cool...just not cool enough to either see in theatres or own on DVD apparently.

Lots of accounts about the National Treasure movies on the other hand suggest that he was bonzo gung-ho about the whole premise.

He gets like that as we are all aware. He'd probably make a Ghost Rider and National Treasure movie once a year if he could. I'll bet he's talked to the producers of both Agents of SHIELD and Sleepy Hollow to see if he can reprise his roles.
 
2013-12-29 06:59:58 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Unless this is a pre-surgery Denise Richards performance, count me out.


^^^THIS^^^
 
2013-12-30 02:47:55 PM  
simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?

why do we still 'dial' phone numbers?
 
2013-12-30 04:20:21 PM  

lordargent: simplicimus: Why are these things still called "tapes"?

why do we still 'dial' phone numbers?


Beats me. I haven't dialed a phone number in decades. I make phone calls.
 
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