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(UPI)   Protip: never send a text message to a teen boy saying you want to have sex with him. This includes school teachers, politicians, and most notably Swedish priests   (upi.com) divider line 29
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2013-12-29 09:45:50 AM
All he said was "Bork Bork Bork". That could mean almost anything.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-29 10:38:22 AM
I heard that it's a normal thing for Swedish chefs.
 
2013-12-29 11:00:00 AM
Religion of pedophiles strikes again
 
2013-12-29 11:18:04 AM
And subby's about to get an infusion of angry texts from teen boys pissed off that he put the cockblock on their hot geometry teacher.
 
2013-12-29 11:19:20 AM
PORK PORK PORK PORK

FARK FARK FARK FARK
 
2013-12-29 11:20:10 AM
just sayin

it seems that every year, people have to relearn
that there are some things, that are stupid to do
 
2013-12-29 11:24:42 AM

serial_crusher: All he said was "Bork Bork Bork". That could mean almost anything.


You're disgusting. I can't believe the filter didn't catch that filth. Reported.
 
2013-12-29 11:29:21 AM
That fudge packer
 
2013-12-29 11:30:05 AM
FTFA: name and denomination were not reported, wrote in the text.

Throughout the article the guy is referred to as a priest and the parish rector is mentioned. I think I can guess the denomination: the guy has to be Southern Baptist!
 
2013-12-29 11:30:35 AM
FTA :

"I hope that we end up in bed and have sex, as I am gay and you are young and good looking," the priest... wrote in the text.

Smoooth...
 
2013-12-29 11:31:01 AM
Sorry wrong thread
 
2013-12-29 11:31:35 AM
Every day I text every teenage boy I know and tell him I DON'T want to have sex with him, just to be on the safe side.
 
2013-12-29 11:34:59 AM

Kick The Chair: That fudge packer


Kick The Chair: Sorry wrong thread


Not really.
 
2013-12-29 11:37:49 AM

Kick The Chair: That fudge packer


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-29 11:40:51 AM
It's still cool to send these message to teenage girls, right?
 
2013-12-29 11:45:02 AM
So was that wrong?
 
2013-12-29 11:48:02 AM
He just wanted to have a few beers with the boy so he texted him "I want to have six with you." and the auto-correct messed it up.
 
2013-12-29 11:55:08 AM
excuse me...never mind this....anyone else note the story man's testicles blown off by police stun gun.....sounds farkworthy.....
 
2013-12-29 11:56:41 AM
...and penis freed from toaster.... why it is a veritable festival of fark on that page....
 
2013-12-29 11:58:04 AM
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of churches and I tell you people do that all the time.
 
2013-12-29 12:09:05 PM
Obvious tag busy getting sodomized, subby?
 
2013-12-29 12:12:23 PM
He never actually had sex with the kid, he just wrote that he wanted to.
Why is he being persecuted over free speech?
 
2013-12-29 12:15:22 PM

talkertopc: He just wanted to have a few beers with the boy so he texted him "I want to have six with you." and the auto-correct messed it up.


It wouldn't even have to mess anything up.  The word "six" and "sex" are both the same in Swedish - "sex".
 
2013-12-29 12:31:43 PM

Sum Dum Gai: talkertopc: He just wanted to have a few beers with the boy so he texted him "I want to have six with you." and the auto-correct messed it up.

It wouldn't even have to mess anything up.  The word "six" and "sex" are both the same in Swedish - "sex".


www.mypokecard.com
 
2013-12-29 12:42:00 PM
Protip: never send a text message to a teen boy saying you want to have sex with him. This includes school teachers, politicians, and most notably Swedish priests

There's an extremely low probability that a teen boy would be any of those things, so this warning seems unnecessary.
 
2013-12-29 02:18:12 PM
But it's in Sweden. I thought Scandinavian countries got a pass on all this stuff because they're sexually liberated and so forth ...
 
2013-12-29 02:19:27 PM
Herring choked here?
 
2013-12-29 05:03:06 PM
It might be the translation but that come-on seems almost computer generated in it's bluntness.
 
2013-12-29 06:27:10 PM
never send a text message to a teen boy saying you want to have sex with him.

isn't that pretty much the only way to get one's attention though?
 
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