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(Sydney Morning Herald)   So, a man walks into a police station carrying a crocodile   (smh.com.au ) divider line 18
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2013-12-29 07:26:33 AM  
I think the .au suffix says it all
 
2013-12-29 09:20:12 AM  
While dangerous, in Australia at least it isn't venomous.
 
2013-12-29 10:13:40 AM  
And? What's the punch line?

The suspense is f*cking killing me.
 
2013-12-29 10:22:55 AM  
You know who else had a crocodile, Right?
 
2013-12-29 10:23:37 AM  
Hmm, most people walking into police stations are allegators.
 
2013-12-29 10:24:32 AM  

wildcardjack: Hmm, most people walking into police stations are allegators.


Ba-dum TISH
 
2013-12-29 10:25:31 AM  
....and promptly tried to do this?
 
2013-12-29 10:48:10 AM  

TinyFist: And? What's the punch line?

The suspense is f*cking killing me.


Yeah but you don't have to hit me that hard.
Or something like that
 
2013-12-29 10:50:37 AM  

TinyFist: And? What's the punch line?

The suspense is f*cking killing me.


NOBODY MOVE!
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I've got a crocodile here and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!
 
2013-12-29 10:51:40 AM  

TinyFist: And? What's the punch line?


*ahem*

...and do it right away!
 
2013-12-29 11:10:02 AM  

TinyFist: And? What's the punch line?

The suspense is f*cking killing me.


But darling, this one's eating my popcorn!
 
2013-12-29 12:02:55 PM  
I'll be back.
 
2013-12-29 12:03:03 PM  
Oh wait. I know the punchline to this one:

So the bartender says "$20, same as in town".
 
2013-12-29 12:19:53 PM  

Oldiron_79: I'll be back.


Conan sees what you did there.

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gja
2013-12-29 01:03:58 PM  
What a croc. This is a repticulous tale.
 
2013-12-29 01:24:18 PM  
"Don't ask me how this happened, just pry it's jaws back so I can keep my willy!"
 
2013-12-29 02:27:33 PM  
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Whatado, everybody!
 
2013-12-30 12:02:32 AM  
don't panic folks, just a freshie.

/g'day crikey, shrimp, prawn, barbie
 
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