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(New Musical Express)   The twenty-five most insightful, hilarious, and incredibly stupid things said by musicians in 2013. And yes, Noel Gallagher's idiocy makes the list (warning: slideshow)   (nme.com) divider line 32
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2013-12-29 01:42:11 AM  
How hard is it to deslide something before submitting it?
 
2013-12-29 01:48:27 AM  
"[I have] a world view of just being super dedicated to awesomeness, and making things better." Speaking on Bret Easton Ellis's podcast, Kanye West's sets out his manifesto.

Holy hell. How could one room contain that much smug douchebaggery and not collapse in on itself like a black hole?
 
2013-12-29 01:56:37 AM  
"Effigies. Indulgences. Anarchist. Violence. Chthonic. Intimidation. Vampyric. Pantheon. Succubus. Hostage. Transference. Identity. Mauer. Interface. Flitting. Isolation. Revenge. Osmosis. Crusade. Tyrant. Domination. Indifference. Miasma. Pressgang. Displaced." David Bowie

I see Bowie is still doing the whole "Write a bunch of words on slips of paper and throw them into a hat" thing.
 
2013-12-29 01:58:35 AM  

Pokey.Clyde: How hard is it to deslide something before submitting it?


I was just coming to do that...
 
2013-12-29 05:15:41 AM  
"I snorted half of Peru." Aerosmith's Steven Tyler on his struggle with drugs.

'I could have bought Peru with all the shiat I snorted.  I coulda given them the money up front, had a nice piece of property.' - Richard Pryor.
 
2013-12-29 05:28:08 AM  

Pokey.Clyde: How hard is it to deslide something before submitting it?


Linking to the original makes Fark money and is thus more likely to be greenlit. Luckily, we have people like you to post the deslide link in the first or second comment anyway.
 
2013-12-29 05:31:04 AM  
oasis broke up?
 
2013-12-29 06:29:47 AM  
That website's a clusterfu*k on a tablet.
Thanks for the deslide.
 
2013-12-29 07:06:09 AM  
How is it that one or both of the Gallagher brothers haven't been shanked in the street yet? That much douche contained in two seperate entities numbs the brain.
 
2013-12-29 07:14:24 AM  
God, this article starts front and center with the where-is-your-editor moment of "2013: Not only a vintage year for albums albums..." and then degenerates quickly into two quotes in a row by Kanye West. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I'm beginning to see why several farkers have an issue with NME.
 
2013-12-29 07:24:00 AM  
The only quote there worth a damn is Laurie Anderson's about Lou Reed dying in her arms.
 
2013-12-29 07:25:51 AM  

IwasKloot: The only quote there worth a damn is Laurie Anderson's about Lou Reed dying in her arms.


Agreed.
 
2013-12-29 07:51:16 AM  

Alphax: IwasKloot: The only quote there worth a damn is Laurie Anderson's about Lou Reed dying in her arms.

Agreed.


That quote felt really out of place surrounded by all the mind-numbing stupidity.
 
2013-12-29 09:13:03 AM  
Looking forward to Thom Yorke's next side project, "Desperate Fart of a Dying Corpse".
 
2013-12-29 09:47:01 AM  

firesign: God, this article starts front and center with the where-is-your-editor moment of "2013: Not only a vintage year for albums albums..." and then degenerates quickly into two quotes in a row by Kanye West. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I'm beginning to see why several farkers have an issue with NME.


I'm pretty sure the NME is staffed and edited by people too incompetent to get hired at the Daily Mail.
 
2013-12-29 10:29:51 AM  

darch: How is it that one or both of the Gallagher brothers haven't been shanked in the street yet? That much douche contained in two seperate entities numbs the brain.


The mid-life crisis comment was pretty spot on though....
 
2013-12-29 10:46:09 AM  
"If you're going to buy a doughnut, eat the f*cking doughnut. Don't have a bite and then chuck it on the floor. Eat the f*cking doughnut." Noel Gallagher

"Noel does quite a bit but that's his f*cking thing: splitting up Oasis and putting half the f*cking songs in your farking set, it's schizophrenic. If you want to play f*cking Oasis songs put the band back together and stop being a f*cking gobshiate." Liam Gallagher


They like the F word a whole f*cking lot.
 
2013-12-29 11:17:49 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: "If you're going to buy a doughnut, eat the f*cking doughnut. Don't have a bite and then chuck it on the floor. Eat the f*cking doughnut." Noel Gallagher

"Noel does quite a bit but that's his f*cking thing: splitting up Oasis and putting half the f*cking songs in your farking set, it's schizophrenic. If you want to play f*cking Oasis songs put the band back together and stop being a f*cking gobshiate." Liam Gallagher

They like the F word a whole f*cking lot.


Oasis was a terrible band, but the Gallagher brothers are pretty funny.  They should have their own "Flight of the Conchords"-style sitcom.
 
2013-12-29 11:39:00 AM  
I think most of those dumbshiats say stupid crap just to get their unknown names in the news.
 
2013-12-29 11:40:24 AM  
I abhor Thicke.
 
2013-12-29 11:55:19 AM  

mycathatesyou: I abhor Thicke.


Ugh, this. At least with Miley it seems pretty likely she's just trolling because she got sick of the Disney pop star schtick. Robin Thicke just seems like a creepy douche.
 
2013-12-29 12:11:46 PM  
Hilarious?
 
2013-12-29 12:42:36 PM  

Alphax: "I snorted half of Peru." Aerosmith's Steven Tyler on his struggle with drugs.

'I could have bought Peru with all the shiat I snorted.  I coulda given them the money up front, had a nice piece of property.' - Richard Pryor.


Came here to mention Pryor.

Here's the bit:

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=Ad6fJy8aOuw   (contains profanity in case that needs to be said.  It's Richard Pryor FFS)
 
2013-12-29 12:48:21 PM  
I'm with Noel.  I friggin' hate it when people waste good food.

/Do I sound fat?
//I'm not.
///I hear these always come in threes.
////But never fours.
 
2013-12-29 01:35:23 PM  

realmolo: B.L.Z. Bub: "If you're going to buy a doughnut, eat the f*cking doughnut. Don't have a bite and then chuck it on the floor. Eat the f*cking doughnut." Noel Gallagher

"Noel does quite a bit but that's his f*cking thing: splitting up Oasis and putting half the f*cking songs in your farking set, it's schizophrenic. If you want to play f*cking Oasis songs put the band back together and stop being a f*cking gobshiate." Liam Gallagher

They like the F word a whole f*cking lot.

Oasis was a terrible band, but the Gallagher brothers are pretty funny.  They should have their own "Flight of the Conchords"-style sitcom.


oi44.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-29 02:29:14 PM  
So Noel Gallagher is a horrible human being for hating on people like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. What does that make the Subtard that links to a slide show?
 
2013-12-29 02:46:14 PM  

JackalRabbit: oasis broke up?

I blame Yoko.

 
2013-12-29 03:59:22 PM  

northernpike: Looking forward to Thom Yorke's next side project, "Desperate Fart of a Dying Corpse".


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Only way I know for a corpse to die...
 
2013-12-29 04:22:51 PM  

LewDux: realmolo: B.L.Z. Bub: "If you're going to buy a doughnut, eat the f*cking doughnut. Don't have a bite and then chuck it on the floor. Eat the f*cking doughnut." Noel Gallagher

"Noel does quite a bit but that's his f*cking thing: splitting up Oasis and putting half the f*cking songs in your farking set, it's schizophrenic. If you want to play f*cking Oasis songs put the band back together and stop being a f*cking gobshiate." Liam Gallagher

They like the F word a whole f*cking lot.

Oasis was a terrible band, but the Gallagher brothers are pretty funny.  They should have their own "Flight of the Conchords"-style sitcom.


I like Noel. He is an ass but he is a sensible ass. He is also all of the talent...he wrote the songs. Noel can't play an instrument, can't write a catchy song, and is a lead singer who can't sing for sh*t. The guy is dead weight.
 
2013-12-29 04:27:21 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: LewDux: realmolo: B.L.Z. Bub: "If you're going to buy a doughnut, eat the f*cking doughnut. Don't have a bite and then chuck it on the floor. Eat the f*cking doughnut." Noel Gallagher

"Noel does quite a bit but that's his f*cking thing: splitting up Oasis and putting half the f*cking songs in your farking set, it's schizophrenic. If you want to play f*cking Oasis songs put the band back together and stop being a f*cking gobshiate." Liam Gallagher

They like the F word a whole f*cking lot.

Oasis was a terrible band, but the Gallagher brothers are pretty funny.  They should have their own "Flight of the Conchords"-style sitcom.

I like Noel. He is an ass but he is a sensible ass. He is also all of the talent...he wrote the songs. Noel Liam can't play an instrument, can't write a catchy song, and is a lead singer who can't sing for sh*t. The guy is dead weight.


/FTFA
 
2013-12-29 07:22:09 PM  
Uuuuh, none of those things were particularly funny.
 
2013-12-29 07:23:35 PM  
Apparently no one likeable had anything to say.  What a bunch of cocks.   (except that Laurie Anderson bit)
 
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