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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Meet the Mayor of subby's town. Come for the fascinating stories, stay for the 22" long handlebar mustache   (ksl.com) divider line 30
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2445 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Dec 2013 at 11:25 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-28 10:48:03 PM  
anyone want a mustache ride?
 
2013-12-28 10:54:54 PM  
Wow, this guy is like the opposite of the mayor of the town I grew up in. A 90+ year old man that made TV news for calling the new black police chief a n*gg*r and another time for pulling a gun on a secretary in city hall that told him to stop throwing peanut shells on the ground in the hallway.
 
2013-12-28 11:11:51 PM  
My mayor...

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-28 11:18:08 PM  
No Snarrk from me.
He's Ok on my book.
And I actually carry a book.
 
2013-12-28 11:21:58 PM  
Won't you take me down to...Subby Town.
 
2013-12-28 11:30:04 PM  
Never trust a man with a handlebar mustache. They are all sinister.
 
2013-12-28 11:30:43 PM  
Is it really a mustache if it extends horizontally from the chin?
 
2013-12-28 11:33:12 PM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-12-28 11:36:48 PM  

assets.bizjournals.com



My local mayor shaking hands with a retarded fellow.

/yes she is hot
 
2013-12-28 11:45:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: My mayor...

[i41.tinypic.com image 760x580]


Good Man right there.
 
2013-12-28 11:52:27 PM  
Holy shiat, I thought you were joking about the moustache.
 
2013-12-28 11:53:53 PM  

Gotfire: [assets.bizjournals.com image 304x244]

My local mayor shaking hands with a retarded fellow.

/yes she is hot


Oops.
 
2013-12-29 12:03:03 AM  
The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-29 12:07:59 AM  

Gotfire: [assets.bizjournals.com image 304x244]

My local mayor shaking hands with a retarded fellow.

/yes she is hot


It's almost as if you can see our idiot governor thinking about her naked.
 
2013-12-29 12:18:10 AM  

forum.encyclopediadramatica.es



Shenanigans!

 
2013-12-29 12:34:55 AM  
Facial hair is gross.  Even grosser is long facial hair that has yellowed with age.
 
2013-12-29 12:35:54 AM  

powhound: The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
[i.imgur.com image 850x590]


Pretty sure that says "indian" right there on the tank.
 
2013-12-29 12:45:57 AM  

tripleseven: powhound: The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
[i.imgur.com image 850x590]

Pretty sure that says "indian" right there on the tank.


He must've meant the kid
 
2013-12-29 12:54:37 AM  

theknuckler_33: Is it really a mustache if it extends horizontally from the chin?


Yes, it is.  He's got a particularly fine version of a horseshoe / biker / Hulk Hogan 'stache, with what must be a decent amount of wax in it.
 
2013-12-29 12:57:40 AM  

tripleseven: powhound: The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
[i.imgur.com image 850x590]

Pretty sure that says "indian" right there on the tank.


Pretty sure you are right, dammit. It's been a long day. But honestly, he has a Harley as well. Google search was failing me (or I failed at Google search). He drove a hog through my daughter's elementary school hallways.
 
2013-12-29 01:19:41 AM  
You should see Rob Ford's 'mustache' after putting his head into a pile of.....snow.
 
2013-12-29 02:56:13 AM  
I had to check online to see who my mayor is.. Missy Waldman.. didn't remember her.
 
2013-12-29 03:44:06 AM  
My mayor is Rahm Emmanuel, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-12-29 05:07:19 AM  

powhound: tripleseven: powhound: The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
[i.imgur.com image 850x590]

Pretty sure that says "indian" right there on the tank.

Pretty sure you are right, dammit. It's been a long day. But honestly, he has a Harley as well. Google search was failing me (or I failed at Google search). He drove a hog through my daughter's elementary school hallways.


Can I get a gold farking medal over here? Right there. Thanks.
 
2013-12-29 05:07:47 AM  
That guy is too anti-weed for my tastes.
 
2013-12-29 06:14:41 AM  
Sounds like a real character. Actually seems a little cool. Never heard of him before this thread but impressive 'stache is impressive.

And here I was thinking Mormons were boring. To be fair my only references prior to this guy were Donny and Marie and Mitt.
 
2013-12-29 07:47:15 AM  
eww
 
2013-12-29 12:37:56 PM  
Hmmmm..{pulls out caliper, measures my handlebar 'stache.....4.25"...trudges away feeling inadequate...}
 
2013-12-29 01:10:51 PM  

powhound: tripleseven: powhound: The article didn't mention it, but he also rides a Harley
[i.imgur.com image 850x590]

Pretty sure that says "indian" right there on the tank.

Pretty sure you are right, dammit. It's been a long day. But honestly, he has a Harley as well. Google search was failing me (or I failed at Google search). He drove a hog through my daughter's elementary school hallways.


Man, I love Indian bikes, but the paint job on that one is making me angry.
 
2013-12-29 02:10:18 PM  

mark12A: Hmmmm..{pulls out caliper, measures my handlebar 'stache.....4.25"...trudges away feeling inadequate...}


Stache envy.
 
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