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(NBC News)   Great-granddaughter of cereal empire founder is Post-mortem   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 56
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2013-12-28 10:50:20 PM
Cheerio!
 
2013-12-28 10:50:58 PM
cereal killer!
 
2013-12-28 10:51:09 PM
Dye is Dead!
 
2013-12-28 10:51:13 PM
That's so many shades of flaky.
 
2013-12-28 10:59:20 PM
Good thing they caught the suspect before the trail went soggy.
 
2013-12-28 11:04:04 PM
Kellogg her as a 187 Lou.
 
2013-12-28 11:05:10 PM
Someone went cuckoo for her cocoa puffs

/ not so lucky charms, anyone?
 
2013-12-28 11:08:30 PM
Boobies-mortem comment
 
2013-12-28 11:11:28 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Good thing they caught the suspect before the trail went soggy.


lol
 
2013-12-28 11:12:12 PM
So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?
 
2013-12-28 11:16:36 PM
They the folks that invented the -it Notes?
 
2013-12-28 11:19:22 PM
The Cookie Crook wanted for questioning, police are following three lead of a rainbow billed toucan.
 
2013-12-28 11:20:12 PM

SwiftFox: So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?


When they start turning Trix on the streets.
 
2013-12-28 11:24:12 PM
I guess I don't believe in the power of Lucky Charms anymore.
 
2013-12-28 11:24:34 PM

SwiftFox: So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?


When they take the money and run to South American tax shelter islands.
 
2013-12-28 11:24:44 PM
May the killer go to the electric chair and be shocked until he is Golden Crisp
 
2013-12-28 11:24:56 PM
I hope the killer gets Life.
 
2013-12-28 11:26:36 PM

Infobahn: I hope the killer gets Life.


Mikey likes this.
 
2013-12-28 11:27:18 PM

Infobahn: I hope the killer gets Life.


They'll go for the insanity plea & try to prove the killer is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
 
2013-12-28 11:32:24 PM
If you skim over this story wrong you'll be left with the impression that a capitalist was killed by a Soviet Russian.

/stabbed by a musician named Lenin?
 
2013-12-28 11:36:13 PM
Nedenia Post Dye, 46, of Santa Monica, Calif.

Dye had lived in Honduras for more than 15 years, police said,


ok which is it?

when i moved to TX from CA i was considered to be living in TX. and i din't even own a business there.
 
2013-12-28 11:42:27 PM
The great-granddaughter of the heiress to the General Foods cereal fortune was found stabbed to death in her luxury spa on the Central-American island of Roatan

Stabbed? Well that was a roatan thing to do.

/what?
 
2013-12-28 11:43:31 PM

Infobahn: I hope the killer gets Life.


They'll be giving him two scoops - of justice!
 
2013-12-28 11:44:47 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Infobahn: I hope the killer gets Life.

They'll go for the insanity plea & try to prove the killer is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.


He probably did it just for Kix.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-28 11:45:25 PM

CipollinaFan: SwiftFox: So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?

When they start turning Trix on the streets.


Boy that really goes against my grains.

You two are really flakey.

And that's sugar coating it to be sure.
 
2013-12-28 11:47:52 PM
Will it soon be...

*puts on sunglasses*

raining blood?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh


/can't think Postmortem without also thinking Raining Blood

/yes, I know that it doesn't start with that, but I was just listening to Angel of Death so it fits in my head
 
2013-12-28 11:50:17 PM

bugmn99: They'll be giving him two scoops - of justice!



2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-28 11:54:54 PM
I'm sure she's led a fine life and can look forward to a wonderful ...

cdnbakmi.kaltura.com
 
2013-12-28 11:55:19 PM

gja: CipollinaFan: SwiftFox: So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?

When they start turning Trix on the streets.

Boy that really goes against my grains.

You two are really flakey.

And that's sugar coating it to be sure.


Honey, I outta Smacks you.
 
2013-12-29 12:02:17 AM
Unless prosecutors skim over important evidence, there's only a 2% chance this guy doesn't do a whole life term. They'll milk it for everything they can.
 
2013-12-29 12:15:57 AM
Organic fans and vegans will be picketing the funeral in droves.  When Post got married, she contained Dye - now that she's being embalmed, she contains preservatives as well.
 
2013-12-29 12:18:15 AM
Maubee did it mon, too hide de snake bite.  now drink dis, and i give you a ten thousand dolla bill.
 
2013-12-29 12:18:29 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Unless prosecutors skim over important evidence, there's only a 2% chance this guy doesn't do a whole life term. They'll milk it for everything they can.


Yeah, he'll probably just do a mueslix couple of years of the total sentence, anyway.   An angry mob might grab their egg and two fours and get the bacon delivered.
 
2013-12-29 12:24:20 AM
Did Dye piss in Arana's corn flakes to cause such a reaction?
 
2013-12-29 12:33:28 AM
Window seats next to the flames for all!
 
2013-12-29 12:33:58 AM
I wonder if the investigators had to go through this kind of thought process:

Wait, she was killed with a knife? Sounds kind like ...

artnectar.com

work, but we know he's in jail and couldn't possibly be up to his old

upload.wikimedia.org

again. So we must run background

www.canadianfreestuff.com

on everyone, keeping

www.mrbreakfast.com

control of the crime scene if we are to ever bring this killer to

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-29 12:35:18 AM

SwiftFox: So, when do offspring of rich people become descendents of heirs rather then heirs?


From what I've seen, never. If you're great grandparent made money, you don't need to. Hell, they didn't even have to make the money in their own lifetime, just create something later generations cashed in on.
 
2013-12-29 12:39:00 AM
Stabbed on an island, eh?

www.vibe.com
 
2013-12-29 12:46:20 AM
I know a woman with the same last name and the photos of the deceased (another article) make me think they are related.  Hope not.
 
2013-12-29 01:04:31 AM
Is Fark going for a Post trifecta?
 
2013-12-29 01:18:24 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I wonder if the investigators had to go through this kind of thought process:

Wait, she was killed with a knife? Sounds kind like ...

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work, but we know he's in jail and couldn't possibly be up to his old

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x355]

again. So we must run background

[www.canadianfreestuff.com image 185x272]

on everyone, keeping

[www.mrbreakfast.com image 320x494]

control of the crime scene if we are to ever bring this killer to

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x400]


That was...

www.officesuppliesexpress.com.au
 
2013-12-29 01:19:20 AM

Danger Avoid Death: I wonder if the investigators had to go through this kind of thought process:

Wait, she was killed with a knife? Sounds kind like ...

[artnectar.com image 313x439]

work, but we know he's in jail and couldn't possibly be up to his old

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x355]

again. So we must run background

[www.canadianfreestuff.com image 185x272]

on everyone, keeping

[www.mrbreakfast.com image 320x494]

control of the crime scene if we are to ever bring this killer to

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x400]


Applause for you, and the rest of you with your puns. I'm too lame to play.

All I can think of is, couldn't they run a photo of the victim? All they have with this article is a file photo of the suspect. I guess she's not famous if they don't have a file pic of her.
 
2013-12-29 01:27:23 AM
img.fark.net
... is not amused.

Why couldn't it be Paris Hilton? Why, God? Whyyyyyy?
 
2013-12-29 01:28:34 AM
Seen in the autopsy report:

Victim found

ecx.images-amazon.com

Traumatic
l3.yimg.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-29 01:59:31 AM

MadAzza: [img.fark.net image 377x500]
... is not amused.

Why couldn't it be Paris Hilton? Why, God? Whyyyyyy?


She's already dead inside, so what would that even do?
 
2013-12-29 02:27:25 AM
"We're romantically involved. She was like my mother."

Creep factor: +1023
 
2013-12-29 02:36:18 AM

rzrwiresunrise: "We're romantically involved. She was like my mother."

Creep factor: +1023


Yeah, that's ... eeeuuugh.
 
2013-12-29 04:03:37 AM
Honduras has the highest murder rate in the world. It's definitely not the place to "get your groove back." Of course since it was a woman no one will mention the sex tourism angle unlike say Caradine or Limbaugh. It's nice she was trying to get mr. Goodbar off of drugs.

www.mikescandywrappers.com
 
2013-12-29 04:59:25 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Unless prosecutors skim over important evidence, there's only a 2% chance this guy doesn't do a whole life term. They'll milk it for everything they can.


That's what happens when you murder a member of the 1%.

Especially if you have chocolate skin.
 
2013-12-29 06:10:47 AM
This thread has been grrrrrrrreat!

It's a shame about the victim though. The suspect sounds a bit flakey.

/yeah I got nothin' compared to the rest of you fine folks
 
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