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(NPR)   Hipsterism has infected the Muslim world   (npr.org) divider line 72
    More: Scary, Muslims, Muslim world, Muslim Youth, sheikhs, hipsters  
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14810 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2013 at 7:43 PM (16 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-28 07:38:56 PM
So they're going to start drinking Pabst?
 
2013-12-28 07:48:57 PM
The Mipsterz hated to eat ham before Mohammed.
 
2013-12-28 07:49:11 PM
I'll let someone else make the joke I want to make.
 
2013-12-28 07:51:31 PM
They look like they'd be fun to hang out with.

Does Pabst make an NA like O'Douls or something?
 
2013-12-28 07:51:57 PM
'Scary'?
 
2013-12-28 07:53:27 PM
Maybe they'll get beheaded this time.
 
2013-12-28 07:53:32 PM

Studio Ghibli: I'll let someone else make the joke I want to make.


They only behead infidels ironically?
Islam is kind of obscure - you've probably never heard of it?
They raise halal sheep in a 4th-floor Brooklyn walkup?

And they certainly have the beards for it...
 
2013-12-28 07:53:37 PM

fusillade762: So they're going to start drinking Pabst?


Alcohol-free Pabst, maybe.
 
2013-12-28 07:54:05 PM
I'm sure all the cool girls are getting genital mutilations.
 
2013-12-28 07:54:18 PM
Cmon now the muslim world has had neck beards and crap taste in music for centuries now.
 
2013-12-28 07:55:05 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-28 07:56:40 PM
I prefer  'mupsters".
 
2013-12-28 07:58:52 PM
I belong to an obscure, indy branch of Islam. You probably haven't heard of it.
 
2013-12-28 07:59:54 PM
Mission: Accomplished.
 
2013-12-28 08:00:30 PM
The unh music unh is unh annoying unh unh yea.
 
2013-12-28 08:01:24 PM
I only wear artisanal burkhas made from locally sourced fabrics hand-woven from the fibers of humanely-raised halal animals and organically grown plants and fashioned by a born-Jewish ex-nun convert to Islam. You've probably never heard of her
 
2013-12-28 08:02:04 PM
Muslim with a head scarf and lip ring?

I am guessing the scarf is just to piss off mom and dad.
 
2013-12-28 08:02:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-28 08:03:15 PM
So Jews would be Jipsters?
 
2013-12-28 08:08:14 PM
Girl I'm just a Mipster for your loooooove.....
 
2013-12-28 08:10:09 PM
I used to be a suicide bomber before it was popular.
 
2013-12-28 08:15:43 PM

ReverendJynxed: So Jews would be Jipsters?


Hepsters?
 
2013-12-28 08:16:28 PM

DreamSnipers: 'Scary'?


A step toward global hipster domination.

So yeah.
 
2013-12-28 08:16:41 PM
"In the media, Muslims are far too often associated with violence."

Heh. In reality too, babe...
 
2013-12-28 08:17:41 PM
Having dated a Muslim girl recently, the whole concept of her wearing a hijab was at first shocking.

Then I realized it was basically just another "base" to be run. When that thing came off after the second date and I finally saw and touched her hair, I felt like a teenage boy again removing my first bra from a girl. It was very personally and culturally refreshing.

That said, being white and sans-religion still made her family want to stone me to death and things didn't work out.

But dat hair.....
 
2013-12-28 08:20:06 PM

Ex-Texan: I prefer  'mupsters".


Aren't "mupsters" muppet hipsters?

www.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-28 08:24:45 PM
Call to prayer recorded on vinyl.

Pray at a mosque in the village that you've probably never heard of.

Sets direction for prayer using a vintage compass.

Moleskine Koran
 
2013-12-28 08:25:40 PM

FrancoFile: Studio Ghibli: I'll let someone else make the joke I want to make.

They only behead infidels ironically?
Islam is kind of obscure - you've probably never heard of it?
They raise halal sheep in a 4th-floor Brooklyn walkup?

And they certainly have the beards for it...


Close enough. ;)

I was hoping for "I was into beheadings before they were mainstream," but you captured the essence, essentially. :p
 
2013-12-28 08:28:14 PM
They eat bacon ironically
 
2013-12-28 08:29:12 PM
Notice there were no men in that video?
 
2013-12-28 08:35:37 PM
I read an article last year that said all Muslims must pluck their pubic hair out as a religious obligation.  Does that mean all the hotties in the video are rocking the hardwood floor?
 
2013-12-28 08:46:33 PM
Hand mixed explosives?
Artisanal suicide belts?
Ironic car bombs?
 
2013-12-28 08:48:25 PM

Lsherm: I read an article last year that said all Muslims must pluck their pubic hair out as a religious obligation.  Does that mean all the hotties in the video are rocking the hardwood floor?


Holy crap no one plucks it that would hurt and take too long it's either waxed or shaved.

/not joking
//goes for both genders
///not everyone knows that they need to do it so it's anyone's guess as to your assumption
 
2013-12-28 08:54:26 PM

Lt Los3r: Lsherm: I read an article last year that said all Muslims must pluck their pubic hair out as a religious obligation.  Does that mean all the hotties in the video are rocking the hardwood floor?

Holy crap no one plucks it that would hurt and take too long it's either waxed or shaved.

/not joking
//goes for both genders
///not everyone knows that they need to do it so it's anyone's guess as to your assumption


Some people like pain.
 
2013-12-28 09:04:10 PM
FTA  'Wait a minute, people hate us because we're Muslim? I thought they hated us because we're hipsters.'

So, Muslim hipsters are the only hipsters in the world who actually realize / admit they're hipsters?  I was just talking with my brother whilst wearing our white belts and roasting our own shade grown coffee that we thought it was so hilarious (and ridiculous) that not a single hipster actually thinks he is a hipster.
 
2013-12-28 09:06:02 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: ReverendJynxed: So Jews would be Jipsters?

Hepsters?


Hebcats?
 
2013-12-28 09:08:36 PM
"full disclosure: I am on the listserve and I appear in the video"What you and your friends are doing does not constitute as news.
 
2013-12-28 09:10:15 PM

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Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 462x260]


Mag. Ni. Fi. Cent.

Someone needs to sub this as a caption contest now.
 
2013-12-28 09:18:35 PM
A while back, I was walking with my stunning 22 year-old Syrian friend through campus when we passed a group of hijab wearing girls sporting those incredibly tight, brightly colored, straight-legged, what-I-consider-hipster jeans.
My friend rolled her eyes and quipped, "That's it, ladies. Cover your head and show your ass."
 
2013-12-28 09:21:14 PM
It occurred to me I want to know how the biker chick keeps her scarf decent when pulling off that full-face helmet? 'Cause it just doesn't work that way.
 
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2013-12-28 09:22:25 PM
Fark the Muslims!!
 
2013-12-28 09:28:31 PM
And this is how we will win the War on Terror.
 
2013-12-28 09:31:03 PM
So are hipster Muslims Sufis or are those hippie Muslims?
 
2013-12-28 09:32:59 PM
So sheeple are sheeple no matter religion?  Thanks!
 
2013-12-28 09:36:03 PM

Practical_Draconian: So are hipster Muslims Sufis or are those hippie Muslims?


images.fineartamerica.com
Sufi
 
2013-12-28 09:59:30 PM
Well at least now the have a solid reason to hate us.
 
2013-12-28 10:01:27 PM
As long as they aren't blowing shiat up or telling me how to live my life or trying to kill me for being a infidel, let them have their fun.  At least it shows they are lightening up a bit.

Hell, even the Pope is cool.  What happened to all the tight-assed religious nuts?
 
2013-12-28 10:42:06 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: ReverendJynxed: So Jews would be Jipsters?

Hepsters?


In Israel they call them Breslev/Breslov

Its like a cross between hasidic jews, hipsters and hippies. Lot of artists ad musicians, they allow weed, they are an interesting group in Israel. Sometimes they dress in hasidic garb and sometimes in jean, t-shirt sna d huge knitted yarmulke. They are awesome when you see them Israel, and their street artists in the city of Sefad have some great works (warning, they will randomly hug stranger telling them that god loves them and walk on). Aweson hasidic/hipster/hippie cross
 
2013-12-28 10:48:11 PM
Wearing the hijab is not "God consciousness". It's self-consciousness.
 
2013-12-28 10:51:49 PM

wellreadneck: A while back, I was walking with my stunning 22 year-old Syrian friend through campus when we passed a group of hijab wearing girls sporting those incredibly tight, brightly colored, straight-legged, what-I-consider-hipster jeans.
My friend rolled her eyes and quipped, "That's it, ladies. Cover your head and show your ass."


LOL, of course.
 
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