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(Black Sports Online)   Alabama Fans named their newborn daughter "Krimson Tyde"   (blacksportsonline.com) divider line 82
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2013-12-28 07:38:59 PM
That's not strippery at all.
 
2013-12-28 07:46:17 PM
Pretty sure I know the dad's Fark handle
 
2013-12-28 07:54:10 PM
I see a pole in here future
 
2013-12-28 08:10:01 PM
That name will be more appropriate in 13 years.
 
2013-12-28 08:13:23 PM
oh... oh no. Have they um.... forgotten about that whole pesky menstruation thing?
 
2013-12-28 08:20:40 PM
Yes.  That's not dooming your child to a lifetime of ridicule.

Could have been a fan of the Illinois College Blue Boys.
 
2013-12-28 08:25:22 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-28 08:25:57 PM
Also, at least they weren't Oregon State fans.
 
2013-12-28 08:34:52 PM
That is the worst baby name evar. Period.
 
2013-12-28 08:49:43 PM
Are the parents attractive & successful?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-12-28 08:50:53 PM
Aww that's cute. They named her after fark's classiest SEC fan.
 
2013-12-28 08:52:35 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Are the parents attractive & successful?

/DNRTFA

Summer and Steven Steele of Andalusia announce the birth of their daughter, Krimson Tyde Steele.


My guess is it's a ditzy blonde and her in the closet husband.
 
2013-12-28 08:58:06 PM
Call me Deacon Blues.
 
2013-12-28 09:00:40 PM
Some day, this little trollop will be buying feminine products at Wal-Mart, when she puts her debit card in to pay, the clerk will say, you are what your card says.....
 
2013-12-28 09:05:23 PM
If there's a God, the kid will grow up to be an Auburn fan.
 
2013-12-28 09:05:26 PM

Gulper Eel: That's not strippery at all.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: I see a pole in here future


JasonOfOrillia: That name will be more appropriate in 13 years.


RedPhoenix122: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 608x256]


Well, I see my work here is done. Carry on.
 
2013-12-28 09:09:14 PM
Don't worry, she'll come up with a nickname, like "Crimmy", Tidey" or "M'son".
 
2013-12-28 09:11:32 PM

h2ogate: Call me Deacon Blues.


You're Deacon Blues.
 
2013-12-28 09:12:18 PM

RedPhoenix122: Also, at least they weren't Oregon State fans.


Or South Carolina
 
2013-12-28 09:15:40 PM
Lame.
 
2013-12-28 09:19:26 PM
Beats any name starting with 'THE '
 
2013-12-28 09:20:57 PM

Hector Remarkable: h2ogate: Call me Deacon Blues.

You're Deacon Blues.


Thank you. Thank you very much.
 
2013-12-28 09:22:00 PM
in 16 years, she's gonna get knocked up by some dude named Auburn
 
2013-12-28 09:23:44 PM

RedPhoenix122: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Are the parents attractive & successful?

/DNRTFA

Summer and Steven Steele of Andalusia announce the birth of their daughter, Krimson Tyde Steele.

My guess is it's a ditzy blonde and her in the closet husband.


Summer Steele ... I'm afraid to GIS that name....  Is it what I think it is?
 
2013-12-28 09:24:40 PM
I don't understand how a nation so anti-intellectual goes so nuts over college* football.

* - so anti-intellectual they can't tell the difference between university and college
 
2013-12-28 09:24:56 PM
Whore Eagle
 
2013-12-28 09:27:45 PM
Meh. I've seen worse...
 
2013-12-28 09:53:45 PM
Alabama fans make Aggie fans look smart. Period.
 
2013-12-28 10:03:01 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Whore Eagle


...And, we're done here.
 
2013-12-28 10:03:42 PM

WTF Indeed: Alabama fans make Aggie fans look smart. Period.


Like that is hard to do.
 
2013-12-28 10:06:01 PM

WTF Indeed: Alabama fans make Aggie fans look smart. Period.


Spot on.
 
2013-12-28 10:15:01 PM
I can't wait until she grows up to be an Auburn fan.
 
2013-12-28 10:15:11 PM

RedPhoenix122: Also, at least they weren't Oregon State fans.


Beevar Nayshun
 
2013-12-28 10:21:09 PM

h2ogate: Call me Deacon Blues.


That really ought to be a State law.  If you name your first kid Krimson Tyde, you are obligated to name her younger sister D-Con Blewz.
 
2013-12-28 10:29:02 PM
Who will be the first to roll Tyde?
 
2013-12-28 10:37:53 PM
She's destined to forever clash with her cousin, Georgia "Bulldog" Bulldog.
 
2013-12-28 10:40:04 PM
its names like this that make me wish we had some legal manner of protecting kids from such stupid names.
 
2013-12-28 10:40:05 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: in 16 years, she's gonna get knocked up by some dude named Auburn


And the Dad will refer to the bastard and his offspring as that 'Damned War Eagle'
 
2013-12-28 10:42:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: She's destined to forever clash with her cousin, Georgia "Bulldog" Bulldog.


Their cousin, V. Andy Bilt, will cheer for whoever is stronger that week.
 
2013-12-28 10:44:37 PM
A local fellow named White, who is a huge fan of UofTenn, named his daughter Orange Ann. UT colors are orange and white.

//so very, very stupid.
 
2013-12-28 10:45:41 PM
Didn't that crazy guy who poisoned the Auburn Trees do something similar?

I think his kids names are Crimson Tide and Bear Bryant... and he wanted to name his third kid "Ally Bama" or something similar
 
2013-12-28 10:51:22 PM

Bondith: I don't understand how a nation so anti-intellectual goes so nuts over college* football.

* - so anti-intellectual they can't tell the difference between university and college


Those words have different meanings in Canada than they do in the US.

Here, both College and University refer to institutions of higher learning.  A college can be either a grouping of similar fields of study at a university (college of medicine, college of law, college of engineering) or an independent institution in its own right.  The idiom is that one "went to college", whether the actual institutions was formally named a college, a university, an institute of technology, or other term.

But, hey, Canadians are so insular, inbred, and drunk that they can't be bothered to look that up.
 
2013-12-28 10:52:54 PM
Alabama currently has a player names Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. Things could be much worse.

http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ha_ha_clinton_dix_797985 .h tml
 
2013-12-28 11:00:58 PM
They..... they do know that notorious Auburn tree poisoner and assured mentally unstable person Harvey Updyke beat them to the punch, right?

A friend of Updyke's named Wayne Barnes also talked to Finebaum, and revealed the extent of Updyke's Alabama fandom. He confirmed that Updyke has two children named Crimson Tyde Updyke and Bear Bryant Updyke (references to the name of the Alabama team, and its most famous coach, respectively), and that he wanted to name a third child Ally Bama Updyke, but the child's mother (thankfully) wouldn't let him. (link)

Hoo, Bama fans, them's a special kind.

/Go Gata
 
2013-12-28 11:04:54 PM
Wow. I just don't understand fanatical fans of college sports. No matter what the sport. But hey, in the spirit of the season, if it makes you happy, good for you.
 
2013-12-28 11:12:43 PM

JasonOfOrillia: That name will be more appropriate in 13 years.


Yea, you won
 
2013-12-28 11:43:34 PM
It's just really amazing how well she gets along with her cousin Kotex.
 
2013-12-28 11:53:55 PM
At least it's not as bad as her sister Bear Bryant.
 
2013-12-28 11:56:43 PM
So twice in two months now, we've gotten away with calling out a Farker in the headlines.  Only in the Sports Tab.

pnhfitz: Alabama currently has a player names Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. Things could be much worse.


Even Hingle McCringleberry thinks that name is stupid.
 
2013-12-29 12:03:25 AM

Bondith: I don't understand how a nation so anti-intellectual goes so nuts over college* football.


Just a socially acceptable outlet to express repressed tribalism.  Not everyone is lucky enough to live in the same city as an NFL franchise.  Believe me, none of these people give the tiniest bit of a fark about how well the math department is doing this year.

media.zenfs.com
 
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