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(Screen Rant)   Superman vs Batman now looking more like Justice League with the rumor of Denzel Washington playing Green Lantern   (screenrant.com) divider line 71
    More: Asinine, Denzel Washington, Green Lantern, Batman, Justice League, Superman, ethnic diversity, racial identity, Lex Luthor  
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2013-12-28 11:28:52 PM

Plant Rights Activist: am I the only one who keeps reading it as Superman v Bateman?  Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.


Only if Bale was returning as Batman.
 
2013-12-28 11:57:38 PM

Klippoklondike: The only person it should be is Idris Mother Farking Elba

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Martian Manhunter...
 
2013-12-29 12:21:49 AM

stonelotus: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x1066]

The black is a better superhero to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better superhero because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black kid ...


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-12-29 12:36:58 AM

TheSwizz: BravadoGT: a BLACK guy as Green Lantern?????

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YOU SIR, OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD AND MONITOR. MINE HAS ROOTBEER, BOURBON, AND PHLEGM ALL OVER THE GOTDAMN PLACE.
 
2013-12-29 12:39:21 AM

SithLord: Plant Rights Activist: am I the only one who keeps reading it as Superman v Bateman?  Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.

Only if Bale was returning as Batman.


i saw that in a star trek episode one. kirk won.
 
2013-12-29 01:17:12 AM
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2013-12-29 01:55:32 AM

Ishkur: Wouldn't it be important to come up with a plot first before shoehorning half a dozen DC heroes into it? Marvel did things very organically, introducing characters on a per-need basis over the span of like five films, so the Avengers got the introductions out of the way and jumped right to the action. This film is like "well, we gotta have the Flash, and Aquaman, and Wonder Woman, but only Superman and Batman are getting solo movies." That's going to feel very crowded.


So much this! warner/DC want the money that Avengers made without actually doing the work that was required to pull it off properly. This is why their movie is probably going to suck.
 
2013-12-29 03:23:18 AM
Batman seen investing in both kryptonite and gold batarangs...
 
2013-12-29 03:28:11 AM

SithLord: Fano: Sweet Chin Music: So where were Wonder Woman, Batman, and Green Lantern when the Kryptonians nearly killed all life on Earth?

Batman was at home, washing his tights!

...or so I heard.

Alfred was washing his tights.  Bats was making ha-ha with Catwoman.


static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-29 03:38:43 AM
I'd take Keith David even now. Maybe he can do a Voice Over somewhere. Dude is awesome.
 
2013-12-29 09:37:46 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: PIP_the_TROLL: John Stewart is the only human Green Lantern worth a damn, and the only one worthy to be in a pantheon with the likes of Supes and Wonder Woman.

He can be introduced peripherally as patrolling his sector rather than being a full-time Earth lantern for the sake of this movie.

I think the article described him well.

"John Stewart's story arc (as a marine, then an architect, then a Green Lantern) is layered and complex, the character himself is deep, noble and complicated, and his military background (combined with his architect precision) makes him one hell of formidable and inventive Green Lantern. "

simplicimus: Don't know much about GL outside of the movie, but he seems the only JL member who could credibly take Superman down.

Yep, to my knowledge he's the only GL whose will has ever exceeded the power of the ring itself.

Foxxinnia: Plus I can't help but feel like Hal Jordan is just kind of too dumb to take seriously.

You're right, Jordan is a moron. I don't know if he has ever been given a mission by the Guardians that he didn't immediately fark up.

Let's not forget that Hall has been the only GL smart enough to fly away from a target at near - light speed, thus red - shifting his green energy attack into yellow and bypassing a Guardian's superior defense.

It helps that Larry Niven wrote that issue.


It doesn't help your argument that Ganthet gave him the idea.  It's really too bad nobody at DC was cool/smart enough to reference that story ever again, afaik.  It completely changes the entire history of the DCU, certainly better than any changes made by Didio and his ilk.
 
2013-12-29 10:09:44 AM

stonelotus: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x1066]

The black is a better superhero to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better superhero because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black kid ...


The quick twitch?
 
2013-12-29 02:26:24 PM
Oh lord, Denzel as John Stewart?!

FARK YOU DC, JUST...FARK YOU~!
 
2013-12-29 04:24:56 PM
10 years ago? maybe. but these days? no, denzel isn't the right guy for the role.
 
2013-12-29 05:38:19 PM

CSM101: 10 years ago? maybe. but these days? no, denzel isn't the right guy for the role.


I just watched him in '2 Guns'. He's still the definition of 'smoove'
 
2013-12-29 06:37:32 PM

PIP_the_TROLL: CSM101: 10 years ago? maybe. but these days? no, denzel isn't the right guy for the role.

I just watched him in '2 Guns'. He's still the definition of 'smoove'


Yeah, the DZ still has it.  This movie might signal the end tho.
 
2013-12-29 07:32:32 PM
GB wins it.
 
2013-12-29 07:33:19 PM

Rwa2play: GB wins it.


whoops, wrong thread. :)
 
2013-12-30 02:39:42 AM

stonelotus: centrifugal bumblepuppy: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x1066]

The black is a better superhero to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and he's bred to be the better superhero because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade ... the slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he could have a big black kid ...


media.nj.com
 
2013-12-30 02:41:41 AM

Sweet Chin Music: So where were Wonder Woman, Batman, and Green Lantern when the Kryptonians nearly killed all life on Earth?


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-30 03:51:24 AM
Why don't they just go full retard and put Terry Crews in it.
 
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